Steven Universe: "psst, it's me, I'm a horse"

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Is this show
	Gay?
	Sad?
	Sad and Gay?
	What the hell is wrong with you people?

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Flying-PCP posted:

Here's a couple of (real) spoiler screenshots

Bad Pearl confirmed. Pearl starting to move on from Rose maaayybe confirmed??

Move on? It looks like the opposite to me. Pearl's found herself a NEW Rose. Because that's totally healthy and is guaranteed to work out well.

# ¿ Sep 7, 2016 17:21

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 10:13

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

It's a special kind of beep boop person who thinks that episodes centred around character interaction are wastes of time and worthless.

Especially in a show like this.

# ¿ Sep 20, 2016 17:13

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Mr.Pibbleton posted:

http://lynxgriffin.tumblr.com/post/124178188308/lion-has-found-a-tire-toy-but-does-not-know-how-it

Just as cute as the original.

http://i.imgur.com/YSBcsE2.mp4

# ¿ Sep 27, 2016 11:24

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Stitched together rat uteruses?

# ¿ Nov 25, 2016 16:49

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

I want all the garnets and amethysts to come and live on earth with the gems.

# ¿ Jan 3, 2017 17:54

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Ra Ra Rasputin posted:

How does Steven have any liquid left in his body at all with the size of those tears?

Also Looks like they set up a location that has a whole lot of soldiers bubbled and unbubbled for any future massive fights

So, were all of those gems also Rose Quartzes? Because from what the diamonds were saying, it sounded like they were. How would Steven react if they popped all those bubbles and suddenly hundreds of not-moms appeared?

Because I'm pretty sure that would gently caress you up for the rest of time.

# ¿ Jan 4, 2017 09:03

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Well, there's your problem.

Adventure Time can be understood by a six year old - I know, because I watch the show with one.

Some people just go insane with the speculation until they disappear up their own arse.

Sit down, watch a few episodes and you'll have no problem following along.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2017 15:53

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Australian DVD players should all be unlocked anyway. The ACCC decided that DVD zones were unfairly uncompetitive and ordered all retailers to unlock them.

Sadly, Blu Rays didn't get such a ruling for some reason, but you can get around this by buying players from Region A countries which use 240V&50Hz - Indonesia, most of Asia and half of South America.

I bought a player online from Indonesia back when Blu Rays first came out and had an electrician at work change the plug.

# ¿ Mar 15, 2017 15:18

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Say Nothing posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LzrNNKswLs

What does Lars say right at the very end (aprox 2:35) after the enemy gem says, "You will not go at hyper speed!"?

# ¿ Jul 23, 2017 17:11

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Madurai posted:

Do we... want those?

Had to google what these were and, well, they're certainly a thousand miles better than funcos.

Of course, that's not saying much.

# ¿ Mar 14, 2018 13:06

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Pick posted:

She could have reverted to rest in her room since it blocks other gem entry

What better room for an immature diamond, than one which gives you anything you wish for?

# ¿ Mar 30, 2018 16:34

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

EDIT: Forums ate my post. Now it's there. Weird.

# ¿ Mar 30, 2018 16:34

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

OldTennisCourt posted:

To be real though I think we can stop the spoilers, the episode aired yesterday.

Now if only people would stop with the abbreviations.

# ¿ May 8, 2018 15:50

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Just remembered that Pearl never wants to shapeshift in the early episodes, despite Amethyst goading her into trying it.

Guess we now know why.

# ¿ May 10, 2018 15:32

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

TwoPair posted:

I like the Steven bombs too... in theory. The problem is in their execution. Whether they're intentionally killing the show or they're just staffed by fools, by doing Steven bombs instead of just going week to week, it doesn't let tension build. Okay, it builds tension for us grown-up losers watching children's cartoons, but for the actually-important-to-the-network kids' demographic, it gives them time to forget and stop caring.

At this point, I'd even be happy if they Netflixed it and dumped everything out there. It's all going to be rerun to death over the next decade anyway, if that's all Cartoon Network cares about, why wait?

# ¿ Jun 20, 2018 16:44

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Say Nothing posted:

Oh poo poo... wait, nevermind.

# ¿ Jun 25, 2018 13:44

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

SlothfulCobra posted:

The natural human instinct is to root for the underdog, and then they turn that on its head.

And the natural instinct for rich influential men, such as those who greenlit the show, is that those with power are good and those fighting against them are bad.

For some reason.

# ¿ Jul 13, 2018 15:40

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Oh my god, it's Fraggle Rock!

# ¿ Dec 23, 2018 14:02

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

MikeJF posted:

Well, I assume it's the same power that created the Watermelon Stevens and Pumpkin and so on.

One can only wonder what horrors lie within Beach City's sewer system.

# ¿ Dec 27, 2018 09:33

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Motherfucker posted:

The final boss is the gem we never knew, the puppetmaster behind it all

Coprolite

The second male gem in history - Salt Peter.

# ¿ Dec 28, 2018 06:25

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

I have to say, every time they used that shot of the leg ship in front of White Diamond was absolutely hilarious.

It just looked so sassy.

If every ship assembled, could they do some Dance, Dance Revolution on that platform there?

Megillah Gorilla fucked around with this message at 16:18 on Jan 2, 2019

# ¿ Jan 2, 2019 15:35

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 10:13

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Gotta say that White Diamond's ship's eyes were creepy as all gently caress.

# ¿ Jan 24, 2019 15:47

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