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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Ray Parlour > Prediction Thread
 
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Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

 Post your wild predictions for the upcoming season here.

Last season was great because almost everyone predicted Leicester to be relegated and they won the league which was both funny and cool.

Here is a nice template for you all


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5.
6.
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8.
9.
10.
11.
12.
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14.
15.
16.
17.

18.
19.
20.

Top Goalscorer:
Best Player:
Best Young Player:
Manager of the Season:
First Manager to be Sacked:
Altidore Award for Worst Player:

Europa Cup Winner:
Champions League Winner:
FA Cup Winner:
League Cup Winner:

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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
 1, 2, 3. who gives a poo poo

20. Liverpool

I'm hoping for a repeat of last year's insanely accurate and good predictions.

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Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

vyelkin posted:

1, 2, 3. who gives a poo poo

20. Liverpool

I'm hoping for a repeat of last year's insanely accurate and good predictions.

You will care who comes first because it's going to be Liverpool.

I'll get the ball rolling eh



1. City
2. United
3. Liverpool :smug:
4. Arsenal

5. Tottenham
6. Chelsea
7. West Ham
8. Leicester
9. Southampton
10. Everton
11. Boro
12. Stoke
13. Palace
14. Bournemouth
15. Swansea
16. WBA
17. Watford

18. Sunderland
19. Burnley
20. Hull

Top Goalscorer: Aguero
Best Player: De Bruyne
Best Young Player: Origi
Manager of the Season: Pep
First Manager to be Sacked: Mazzari
Altidore Award for Worst Player: Batshuayi

Europa Cup Winner: Uh...Bilbao
Champions League Winner: Bayern
FA Cup Winner: Liverpool
League Cup Winner: City
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Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

 1. United
2. Chelsea
3. City
4. Arsenal

5. Tottenham
6. West Ham
7. Leicester
8. Liverpool
9. Stoke
10. Bournemouth
11. Everton
12. Palace
13. Boro
14. Southampton
15. Watford
16. Sunderland
17. Swansea

18. West Brom
19. Burnley
20. Hull

Top Goalscorer: Aguero
Best Player: Payet
Best Young Player: Dele
Manager of the Season: Mourinho
First Manager to be Sacked: Moyes
Altidore Award for Worst Player: Januzaj

Europa Cup Winner: Benfica
Champions League Winner: Bayern
FA Cup Winner: Southampton
League Cup Winner: Chelsea

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 :shrug:

1. United
2. City
3. Arsenal
4. Tottenham

5. Liverpool
6. West Ham
7. Southampton
8. Chelsea
9. Leicester
10. Stoke
11. Watford
12. Boro
13. Everton
14. Bournemouth
15. Palace
16. West Brom
17. Swansea

18. Burnley
19. Sunderland
20. Hull

Top Goalscorer: Kane
Best Player: Aguero
Best Young Player: Holding (a bright spot on another poo poo Arsenal season)
Manager of the Season: Mourinho
First Manager to be Sacked: Moyes
Altidore Award for Worst Player: Januzaj

Europa Cup Winner: Fiorentina (I honestly don't know)
Champions League Winner: Barca
FA Cup Winner: City
League Cup Winner: Liverpool

I hope this is finally the year that Sunderland go down, I'm sick of their escape artist bullshit

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Grimble
Jul 7, 2002

He will build a castle with garden on an island called Cheshire, and he is permitted to breed.
1. United
2. City
3. West Ham
4. Arsenal

5. Tottenham
6. Leicester
7. Liverpool
8. Chelsea
9. Southampton
10. Everton
11. Stoke
12. Watford
13. Palace
14. Bournemouth
15. Burnley
16. WBA
17. Boro

18. Sunderland
19. Swansea
20. Hull

Top Goalscorer: Vardy
Best Player: Payet
Best Young Player: Rashford
Manager of the Season: Mou
First Manager to be Sacked: Conte
Altidore Award for Worst Player: Balotelli

Europa Cup Winner: Leicester
Champions League Winner: Real Madrid
FA Cup Winner: City
League Cup Winner: Arsenal

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Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

Grimble posted:


Altidore Award for Worst Player: Balotelli



Even if he's at Liverpool at the end of the window there is no chance he's getting minutes.

You know what though? I actually think he'd be a decent loan for one of the really lovely sides. He's insanely strong on the ball and can hold it up well plus is a great set piece taker...pretty much perfect for a side that's getting no possession.

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Sad King Billy
Jan 27, 2006

Thats three of ours innit...to one of yours. You know mate I really think we ought to even up the average!

Ewar Woowar posted:

Post your wild predictions for the upcoming season here.

Last season was great because almost everyone predicted Leicester to be relegated and they won the league which was both funny and cool.

Here is a nice template for you all


1.Chelsea
2.Liverpool
3.Man Utd
4.Arsenal

5.Man City
6.West Ham
7.Everton
8. Tottenham Hotspurs
9.Swansea
10.Leicester
11.West Brom
12.Sunderland
13.Middlesbrough
14.AFC Bournemouth
15.Crystal Palace
16.Stoke City
17.Southampton

18.Watford
19. Hull City
20.Burnley

Top Goalscorer: Aguero
Best Player: Eden Hazard
Best Young Player: Sane
Manager of the Season: Conte
First Manager to be Sacked: Claude Puel
Altidore Award for Worst Player: Januszaj

Europa Cup Winner: Inter Milan
Champions League Winner: Barcelona
FA Cup Winner: Everton
League Cup Winner: Man City
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EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref
1. Man City
2. Man United
3. Liverpool
4. Chelsea

5. Arsenal
6. Spurs
7. Leicester
8. West Ham
9. Southampton
10. Stoke
11. Everton
12. Palace
13. Bournemouth
14. Watford
15. Middlesborough
16. West Brom
17. Sunderland

18. Swansea (sorry sassassin)
19. Burnley
20. Hull

Top Goalscorer: Kane
Best Player: Payet
Best Young Player: Origi
Manager of the Season: Pep
First Manager to be Sacked: Whoever Swansea appointed
Altidore Award for Worst Player: Zlatan

Europa Cup Winner: No idea
Champions League Winner: Barca
FA Cup Winner: City
League Cup Winner: Liverpool

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Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

1. Manchester City
2. Manchester United
3. Chelsea
4. Arsenal

5. Tottenham
6. West Ham
7. Liverpool
8. Leicester
9. Everton
10. Southampton
11. Stoke
12. Middlesborough
13. West Brom
14. Swansea
15. Bournemouth
16. Sunderland
17. Crystal Palace

18. Watford
19. Burnley
20. Hull

Top Goalscorer: Aguero
Best Player: Aguero
Best Young Player: Sané
Manager of the Season: Guardiola
First Manager to be Sacked: Tony Pulis
Altidore Award for Worst Player: yer mam

Europa Cup Winner: Sevilla
Champions League Winner: Barca
FA Cup Winner: Manchester United
League Cup Winner: Leicester

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Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)
1. Arse
2. Man U
3. Man C
4. Tott

5. Ham
6. Chel
7. South
8. Liv
9. Ev
10. Lest
11. Sto
12. Brom
13. Swan
14. Plucky Little Bournemouth
15. Mid
16. Wat
17. Sun

18. Bum
19. Pal
20. Hull

Top Goalscorer: Rob Holding
Best Player: Rob Holding
Best Young Player: Rob Holding
Manager of the Season: Wenger
First Manager to be Sacked: Watford
Altidore Award for Worst Player: Hull's goalie

Europa Cup Winner: Sassuolo
Champions League Winner: Juventus
FA Cup Winner: Its a lottery
League Cup Winner: Luton

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belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

 i've not been following the PL for two years but

1. City
2. United
3. Spurs
4. Arsenal

5. Chelsea
6. Liverpool
7. Southampton
8. Everton
9. WBA
10. Leicester
11. Palace
12. Watford
13. Swansea
14. Stoke
15. Bournemouth
16. West Ham
17. Middlesbrough

18. Sunderland
19. Burnley
20. Hull will not finish the season

Top Goalscorer: Batshuayi, but not for Chelsea
Best Player: De Bruyne
Best Young Player: Stones
Manager of the Season: Pep
First Manager to be Sacked: Dyche
Altidore Award for Worst Player: This is the year Wanyama will finally get sussed out

Europa Cup Winner: Roma
Champions League Winner: Real
FA Cup Winner: Spurs
League Cup Winner: Everton

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Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

 Lol West ham 16th

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Arquebus
Feb 19, 2013
 it's close as gently caress so who knows, but

1. Spurs
2. Liverpool
3. Man United
4. Arsenal

5. Man City
6. Chelsea
7. West Ham
8. Leicester
9. Everton
10. Southampton
11. Stoke
12. Bournemouth
13. Middlesbrough
14. Sunderland
15. Crystal Palace
16. Watford
17. Swansea

18. West Brom
19. Burnley
20. Hull. Thought they'd struggle to make double-digits but they've made a pretty good start tbf...

Top Goalscorer: Kane
Best Player: de Bruyne
Best Young Player: Alli
Manager of the Season: Pochettino
First Manager to be Sacked: Guidetti
Altidore Award for Worst Player: Januzaj

Europa Cup Winner: Napoli
Champions League Winner: Atletico Madrid
FA Cup Winner: Southampton
League Cup Winner: Stoke

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R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

 1. Hull
2. United
3. City
4. Arsenal
5. Chelsea

18. Crystal Palace
19. Sunderland
20. Burnley

Europa: The Brave Sevilla Boys
Champions: Juventus
FA Cup: United
League Cup: Liverpool

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Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting
Posting after 2 game weeks because I didn't know this thread was here.

1. City
2. United
3. Spurs
4. Arsenal

6. Liverpool

10. Leicester

18. Palace
19. Burnley
20. Sunderland

Top scorer - Aguero
Best player - Aguero
Best young player - can Pogba get this? If not then Stones
Manager - Bilic
First manager sacked - Pardew
Worst player - Yaya Sanogo

EL - dunno
CL - Barca
FA cup - Liverpool
League cup - Everton

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