Devil's Advocate.

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VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Would you play this part, given the chance?

Could you, play this part, if offered?

Defend the "wicked", be the upholder of the damned.

Will you be, the savior of the broken? The beaten and the damned?

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Cosmic Charlie: Apr 6, 2009; How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

Great thread man

# ? Aug 14, 2016 05:14

Pontificating Ass: Aug 2, 2002; What Doth Life?

gently caress yta smoke weed

# ? Aug 14, 2016 05:15

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Cosmic Charlie posted:

Great thread man

# ? Aug 14, 2016 05:16

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Cosmic Charlie posted:

Great thread man

Let's shout it loud and clear!

# ? Aug 14, 2016 05:18

Masturbasturd: Sep 1, 2014

I'm the Devil's paralegal with a silk tie fetish

# ? Aug 14, 2016 05:58

Ride The Gravitron: May 2, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Cosmic Charlie posted:

Great thread man

# ? Aug 14, 2016 06:02

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

So are you saying Al Pacino's character in that movie? Keanu Reeves? Something else altogether??? IDGI :confused:

# ? Aug 14, 2016 06:04

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

If THAT chick was my sister id probably hit it tbh. :kiddo:

# ? Aug 14, 2016 06:05

Robokomodo: Nov 11, 2009

It's a really good movie because Charlize Theron shows titties.

# ? Aug 14, 2016 06:42

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

guys, I'm pretty sure this bloke is toasted (high on marijuana grass).

# ? Aug 14, 2016 06:43

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

The Bananana posted:

guys, I'm pretty sure this bloke is toasted (high on marijuana grass).

N
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# ? Aug 14, 2016 06:45

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

I am though

I packed and smoked this baddie until foul black liquid came out

# ? Aug 14, 2016 07:05

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

The Protagonist posted:

I am though

I packed and smoked this baddie until foul black liquid came out

you grabbed the soy sauce instead of your bong dummy

# ? Aug 14, 2016 07:09

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

a hole-y ghost posted:

you grabbed the soy sauce instead of your bong dummy

haha everyone laugh at this square who doesn't know what a baddie or vile carcinogenic weed tar is

# ? Aug 14, 2016 07:12

Tolkien minority: Feb 14, 2012

al pacino AND keanu reeves!?!? whats not to love

# ? Aug 14, 2016 07:17

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

The Protagonist posted:

I am though

I packed and smoked this baddie until foul black liquid came out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwZhRpU3YEk

# ? Aug 14, 2016 07:17

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

a hole-y ghost posted:

you grabbed the soy sauce instead of your bong dummy

I'll do the soy sauce

# ? Aug 14, 2016 07:18

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e0VvHZMaTs

# ? Aug 14, 2016 07:21

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

HAIL SATAN

# ? Aug 14, 2016 07:33

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iao6KHZu208

# ? Aug 14, 2016 07:34

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

SmokaDustbowl posted:

HAIL SATAN

# ? Aug 14, 2016 07:34

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mI3fSUd_Nxc

# ? Aug 14, 2016 07:36

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5-Z9IHcFho

# ? Aug 14, 2016 07:42

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

lovin your new av smokadustbowl

# ? Aug 14, 2016 07:44

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

Celluloid Sam posted:

lovin your new av smokadustbowl

that's nice but can we please get back to hailing satan

# ? Aug 14, 2016 07:46

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcS0CVJ1KPg

# ? Aug 14, 2016 07:46

Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

SmokaDustbowl posted:

HAIL SATAN

HAIL SATAN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOibIxl3dLo

# ? Aug 14, 2016 07:48

Commie Lasorda: May 15, 2009; IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

gently caress A SUCK OP YOU CAN LIC- oh sorry you're not telefly

# ? Aug 14, 2016 07:52

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

Pudding Huxtable posted:

gently caress A SUCK OP YOU CAN LIC- oh sorry you're not telefly

holy poo poo you have the worst username and title I've ever seen

# ? Aug 14, 2016 07:54

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tif6KhnFcVo

# ? Aug 14, 2016 07:56

Commie Lasorda: May 15, 2009; IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

SmokaDustbowl posted:

holy poo poo you have the worst username and title I've ever seen

thanks, open to suggestions

# ? Aug 14, 2016 07:56

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Pudding Huxtable posted:

open to suggestions

Imperatively: hail satan

# ? Aug 14, 2016 07:58

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

Pudding Huxtable posted:

thanks, open to suggestions

open yourself to the morning star... lucifer...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oZqSaba34o

# ? Aug 14, 2016 07:58

GORDON: Jan 1, 2006; by Fluffdaddy

VendaGoat posted:

Would you play this part, given the chance?

Could you, play this part, if offered?

Defend the "wicked", be the upholder of the damned.

Will you be, the savior of the broken? The beaten and the damned?

I would as long as I wasn't going up against Dan'l Webster.

# ? Aug 14, 2016 08:00