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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
True or false? I maybe heard this once and it's sort of makes sense sense we have the term "baby making music." I guess having sex on the dance floor to this hippity hop music makes sense in that sense. Give me baby making music.

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Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
:yikes:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Seems like dancing while having sex would be a little too much motion in the pocket but hey I'm no scientist. :science:

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

I don't dance

Holy poo poo it's true !!!:classiclol:

idiotbitch
Jul 16, 2013
idk ask your mom

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

I never dance but I do gently caress so this sounds like garbage

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
:boom: :dance: :derp: :goku: :kingsley: :sandance: :slick:

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
*ambivalently Xs thread*

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

LethalGeek posted:

I never dance but I do gently caress so this sounds like garbage

so you don't participate in saturday daggerday?

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Gaunab posted:

so you don't participate in saturday daggerday?

Uh no? Idk I'm getting older and lame

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

dancing is at its core a mating ritual hope this helps you OP

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLJmvhrE0X0

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oh-o3udImy8

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
it's loving close to water! hahahaha

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
gas

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009
Actual answer:

No but it aids in attraction.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
for example ,ur dad only dances on his knees

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Testikles posted:

Actual answer:

No but it aids in attraction.

lol AIDS

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Don Tacorleone posted:

I don't dance

Holy poo poo it's true !!!:classiclol:

i can shuffle pretty okay. and I know like two dance moves.

so yeah I dance like I have sex.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
this is how i gently caress

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
you can dance if you want to
you can leave your friends behind

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Serious Frolicking posted:

for example ,ur dad only dances on his knees

that's rude bitch

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well, they're no friends of mine

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Trojan.exe
Feb 22, 2011

I never said I was a role model
I like to dance and I also like to have sex, is that right?

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


Trojan.exe posted:

I like to dance and I also like to have sex, is that right?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Trojan.exe posted:

I like to dance and I also like to have sex, is that right?

Partly. I think it's people judge how good at sex you are by the way you dance.

Kinda like how some people judge how good at sex ladies are by the way they ride a mechanical bull.


Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

VendaGoat posted:

Partly. I think it's people judge how good at sex you are by the way you dance.

Kinda like how some people judge how good at sex ladies are by the way they ride a mechanical bull.




My pants are tight

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

VendaGoat posted:

Partly. I think it's people judge how good at sex you are by the way you dance.

Kinda like how some people judge how good at sex ladies are by the way they ride a mechanical bull.




she must be really good at the sex

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

VendaGoat posted:

Partly. I think it's people judge how good at sex you are by the way you dance.

Kinda like how some people judge how good at sex ladies are by the way they ride a mechanical bull.




Yeah that's practical if you need to have sex on a rollercoaster.

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

my husband can't dance but HE FUCKS

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

Airborne Viking posted:

you can dance if you want to
you can leave your friends behind

do not even leave your friend's behind

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

psychokitty posted:

my husband can't dance but HE FUCKS

can confirm

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
I haven't heard this, but I have heard that you can tell a lot about the way someone has sex by the way they eat.

several friends
Apr 7, 2015

very carefully

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I've never seen a thread that could suck poo poo directly from my rear end in a top hat so hard that i didnt even vote in the poll until now, so congratz I guess OP...

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures

They're playing my song!!

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I don't

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A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad
The Great Twist

VendaGoat posted:

Partly. I think it's people judge how good at sex you are by the way you dance.

Kinda like how some people judge how good at sex ladies are by the way they ride a mechanical bull.




does someone have that jennifer connelly gif handy where she's riding the mechanical horse?

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