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if i had the chance id ask the world to dance :^( also Nooner posted:I've never seen a thread that could suck poo poo directly from my rear end in a top hat so hard that i didnt even vote in the poll until now, so congratz I guess OP...
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Nooner posted:I've never seen a thread that could suck poo poo directly from my rear end in a top hat so hard that i didnt even vote in the poll until now, so congratz I guess OP... get banned again 
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I don't gently caress and I don't dance so this makes sense to me, OP.
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Nooner posted:I've never seen a thread that could suck poo poo directly from my rear end in a top hat so hard that i didnt even vote in the poll until now, so congratz I guess OP... Nooner don't dance but he is 'down with the clown' so I've heard...
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Sybian really stepped up their game.
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Aug 15, 2016 14:54
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Doing real dances with a man leading you is insanely hot and sexual. I like to do blues dancing except I'm terrible but that's OK because my job is to look cute and get lead around on the dance floor and try not to miss too many queues.
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I had a friend who must have read something about dancing/sex because he really put a lot of effort into both and would brag about his all night sex sessions, then one day I heard someone he slept with complaining about how she just wanted to sleep after a while and he wouldn't stop bugging her
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i do nothing but pirouettes and box steps in and out of the bedroom
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I vote true, I have sex like a robot while whispering "beep. boop" into my lovers ear
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when the girl tells my I cum too fast I reply "does not compute, bitchbot", then do this move and walk out:
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gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:Doing real dances with a man leading you is insanely hot and sexual. I like to do blues dancing except I'm terrible but that's OK because my job is to look cute and get lead around on the dance floor and try not to miss too many queues. what's blues dancing
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Aug 15, 2016 15:46
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I want a classy ballet dancer to plié right onto my dong.
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Aug 15, 2016 15:53
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Hogge Wild posted:can confirm Goddammit I missed that one too he never lets me watch anymore 
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Sex is pretty simple. In and out. I like fingerbanging and giving head more, there's greater skill involved.
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cheerfullydrab posted:I haven't heard this, but I have heard that you can tell a lot about the way someone has sex by the way they eat. Haphazardly with numerous tools until im covered in sweat and globs of fat hang from my face.
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i can do you a pretty sick shuffle (well I used to be able to anyway dunno anymore) at the rave but idk that it translates into sex ability i guess the stamina is evident
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Aug 15, 2016 16:39
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yeah but I don't dance wait a second
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Hogge Wild posted:what's blues dancing https://youtu.be/xYtf5Tfdi_w
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cool
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this used to be a gay thread e: I thought this was gay uncle thread my apologies
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how does the cha-cha slide translate in the language of sex
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i only do cowboy line dancing and the nae nae
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I dance like no one is watching..... which explains why I've never had sex.
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Hogge Wild posted:cool That guy is probably really good at sex, I'm getting worked up and jealous of that girl hanging on him just from watching
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If you don't wake up with a fruit basket hat on your head then it was probably a good night is all I can say
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the savages whose mental capacity doesn't exceed beyond eating and loving and who breed like bunnies are the better ones at doing retarded seizure movements to their primitive monotonous "Music" so I guess the thread title is correct
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generative grammer posted:the savages whose mental capacity doesn't exceed beyond eating and loving and who breed like bunnies are the better ones at doing retarded seizure movements to their primitive monotonous "Music" so I guess the thread title is correct Haha
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generative grammer posted:the savages whose mental capacity doesn't exceed beyond eating and loving and who breed like bunnies are the better ones at doing retarded seizure movements to their primitive monotonous "Music" so I guess the thread title is correct  Thanks for catching up I guess.
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generative grammer posted:the savages whose mental capacity doesn't exceed beyond eating and loving and who breed like bunnies are the better ones at doing retarded seizure movements to their primitive monotonous "Music" so I guess the thread title is correct your fedora is a bit crooked dog let me fix it for ya there you go
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china bot posted:how does the cha-cha slide translate in the language of sex HOTT. 
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evidence of op's theory: https://vimeo.com/76263749
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my friend had a story about twin sister strippers riding a mechanical bull naked and he said the bar was mesmerised. Im mesmerised imagining it
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Not true, I can't dance for poo poo but
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anyone have the old dance nazi story?
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