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Harald
Jul 10, 2009

LINKIN PARK


http://www.gaystarnews.com/article/nieces-nephews-gay-uncles-day-sunday/#gs.pTnW9n8

Whether you have a gay uncle or you are a gay uncle, take some time to celebrate with your family today GBS.

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Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
Very carefully

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

My gay uncle Joejoe was like a father to me until my mother and I moved out west when i was 11ish, I think that kind of broke his heart.

Real cool dude he was ~married~ to a mustache man (uncle berri) who owned a bunch of pizza places and looked like the guy on the can of pringles. Joejoe was a master in wing chun and owned his own dojo and taught a fellow that Bruce loving Lee trained under for a bit when he came to america.

He had a giant rear end film collection and owned about a thousand kung-fu movies and one time when i was sleeping over we watched some weird japanese anime Frankenstein together and it freaked me the hell out because Frankenstein ripped the head off a deer and hung it in some anime ladies shower.

He was the best and I miss him a bunch.

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts

Digital Fingers posted:

My gay uncle Joejoe was like a father to me until my mother and I moved out west when i was 11ish, I think that kind of broke his heart.

Real cool dude he was ~married~ to a mustache man (uncle berri) who owned a bunch of pizza places and looked like the guy on the can of pringles. Joejoe was a master in wing chun and owned his own dojo and taught a fellow that Bruce loving Lee trained under for a bit when he came to america.

He had a giant rear end film collection and owned about a thousand kung-fu movies and one time when i was sleeping over we watched some weird japanese anime Frankenstein together and it freaked me the hell out because Frankenstein ripped the head off a deer and hung it in some anime ladies shower.

He was the best and I miss him a bunch.

yeah, well my gay uncle works for nintendo and this one time he brought the cool new gameboy to a family gathering and he let me try to take a picture of it but the gameboy had some weird device on it that made the film totally expose

and he gave me the secret cheats for perfect dark

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

John Denver Hoxha posted:

yeah, well my gay uncle works for nintendo and this one time he brought the cool new gameboy to a family gathering and he let me try to take a picture of it but the gameboy had some weird device on it that made the film totally expose

and he gave me the secret cheats for perfect dark

One time my gay uncle threw me a pizza party in one of the pizza places and all the kids got to go into the kitchen and make their own personal little pizzas using whatever they wanted and I got a bunch of cool presents and it was the best birthday party I ever had.

My gay uncle was the best part of my childhood :)

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Digital Fingers posted:

My gay uncle Joejoe was like a father to me until my mother and I moved out west when i was 11ish, I think that kind of broke his heart.

Real cool dude he was ~married~ to a mustache man (uncle berri) who owned a bunch of pizza places and looked like the guy on the can of pringles. Joejoe was a master in wing chun and owned his own dojo and taught a fellow that Bruce loving Lee trained under for a bit when he came to america.

He had a giant rear end film collection and owned about a thousand kung-fu movies and one time when i was sleeping over we watched some weird japanese anime Frankenstein together and it freaked me the hell out because Frankenstein ripped the head off a deer and hung it in some anime ladies shower.

He was the best and I miss him a bunch.
Oh yeah? Well, my gay uncle was um.. an astronaut.. and a billionaire.. and uh, he wrestled a shark and... :qq:

e:

Digital Fingers posted:

One time my gay uncle threw me a pizza party in one of the pizza places and all the kids got to go into the kitchen and make their own personal little pizzas using whatever they wanted and I got a bunch of cool presents and it was the best birthday party I ever had.

My gay uncle was the best part of my childhood :)
:wtf: that's not even fair

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

My heart goes out the everyone here who didn't have the privilege of having a gay uncle.

emoji
Jun 4, 2004
My gay uncle died of AIDS in the 90s lmao. He made a lot of cool artwork tho some of which I have.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



emoji posted:

My gay uncle died of AIDS in the 90s lmao. He made a lot of cool artwork tho some of which I have.

Can you post any of his art??

e: sorry, I should have only put one question mark, I am too excited for gay uncle art.

a hole-y ghost fucked around with this message at 17:12 on Aug 14, 2016

ohsosad
Feb 11, 2012

Why is every game i play unbalanced in the other guys favour?
I dont actually want to click that link because im pretty sure OP is a bot account forcing us to download gay porn.


Screw homos #trump2020

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
My gay uncle loved us and was a blast to have around. He died of AIDS though :(

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I don't know a single gay person

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

avuncular means 'gay uncle'

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

im gaye posted:

avuncular means 'gay uncle'

my big gay avuncular

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

ohsosad posted:

I dont actually want to click that link because im pretty sure OP is a bot account forcing us to download gay porn.


Screw homos #trump2020

Read this post back to yourself now that you had a few minutes to distance yourself from the moment and tell me if you're embarrassed at all by it or if you started nodding along all satisfied.

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
so if your gay uncle, Jack, was stuck on a roof, would you help your gay uncle Jack off?

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

I am NOT sucking my uncles dick ever again!!!! I'm an adult now!!!!

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

im gaye posted:

avuncular means 'gay uncle'
no thats "homunculus" you dummy

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
well by sucking all my uncles dicks, areyou not?

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Nooner posted:

well by sucking all my uncles dicks, areyou not?

Lol

You said it, Nooner! :classiclol:

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

gonna ask my cousin if he has any particular feelins one way other the other regarding his gay dad

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

making scones

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

making scones

P gay

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

making scones

Go check them so they don't burn you god drat fairy

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

plain blue jacket posted:

Go check them so they don't burn you god drat fairy

i used baking soda :rolleye:

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

i sent my gay bro (who is a guncle) the following disgusting photo

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

i used baking soda :rolleye:

Christ, what a homo!

Dmitri-9
Nov 30, 2004

There's something really sexy about Scrooge McDuck. I love Uncle Scrooge.
Dad's gay so what?

several friends
Apr 7, 2015


Tell him I'm grateful for Kirby

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

John Denver Hoxha posted:

yeah, well my gay uncle works for nintendo

So does my gay uncle Luigi.

emoji
Jun 4, 2004

a hole-y ghost posted:


Can you post any of his art??

e: sorry, I should have only put one question mark, I am too excited for gay uncle art.

I just found out 5 mins ago the bulk of it was destroyed this morning along with my mom's house in Louisiana, which she also just found out as she's out of town lmao

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

emoji posted:

I just found out 5 mins ago the bulk of it was destroyed this morning along with my mom's house in Louisiana, which she also just found out as she's out of town lmao
well gently caress. sorry

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
My uncle died right after he was born

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i think one of my uncles is a child molester which is kind of like being gay right?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Celluloid Sam posted:

i think one of my uncles is a child molester which is kind of like being gay right?

Maybe they enjoyed the attention

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Hector Beerlioz posted:

Maybe they enjoyed the attention

i loving hate this avatar

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Celluloid Sam posted:

i think one of my uncles is a child molester which is kind of like being gay right?
I'm pretty sure that's the opposite of being gay, VendaGoat.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


a hole-y ghost posted:

I'm pretty sure that's the opposite of being gay, VendaGoat.

hmm no i definitely remember reading some articles from the 60s about how all gay men are also pedophiles

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GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.
brb blackmailing my gay uncle for a tv

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