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For me it's probably $500 if the turd was mine. What about you goons?
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$2 million
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Aug 14, 2016 20:25
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ehhhhh I'm in a pretty good spot now so... say... $20?
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Aug 14, 2016 20:25
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no no sorry I'll do it for $15 don't leave
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Aug 14, 2016 20:26
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it can't be any worse than reading this thread, so i guess it cost $10?
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Aug 14, 2016 20:27
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my own turd? $1,000 someone else's but not particularly nasty? 5,000 a really nasty turd from a stranger? $20,000
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Aug 14, 2016 20:29
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Do you have to be able to keep it all down or does shoving down a couple of mouthfuls count?
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Aug 14, 2016 20:29
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also i get all the rice and sauces i need to cover up the taste.
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Aug 14, 2016 20:31
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I'd do it for free.
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Aug 14, 2016 20:32
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I ask because id take a couple of bites from a healthy trusted person for 2 grand but i have a really bad gag reflex and its probably coming straight back up. With that proviso id whore myself out on that for 2 grand cash in hand.
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Aug 14, 2016 20:34
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I really need more details on this one. Is it mine or someone elses? Is it fresh or older? Does it have to be done in individual bites or all at once? Does it have to be chewed? Can I prepare beforehand or is it a surprise turd of random consistency?
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Aug 14, 2016 20:33
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It would take millions. But then I'd have to live in my mansion knowing I paid for it by eating a turd. So, in a way, I envy those who'd eat a turd on the cheap and don't face these dilemmas.
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Aug 14, 2016 20:34
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this question is impossible without more info like what turd from who on what diet and what size/weight/consistency that said prolly like $1-5k
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Aug 14, 2016 20:35
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it'll cost you one turd
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Aug 14, 2016 21:14
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naem posted:$2 million $2.5 million, after taxes.
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Aug 14, 2016 21:19
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I'd pay $20
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Aug 14, 2016 21:28
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Fuckign hell goons are poor. At least a few million, and not USD.
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Aug 14, 2016 21:33
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sellers market it seems
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Aug 14, 2016 21:34
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It's not a good idea to eat feces, op.
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Aug 14, 2016 21:34
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Hey op! How much would you pay for an accredited institution to award you with a piece of paper, stating your literacy of a topic?
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Aug 14, 2016 21:40
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$55,000
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Aug 14, 2016 21:52
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How big?
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Aug 15, 2016 21:24
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i never really gave it much thought OP let me get back to you, i'll send an email with my thoughts
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Aug 15, 2016 21:25
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monkey posted:$2.5 million, after taxes. Have $2 mil invested conservatively without risking the principle and live off the $60-$100 a year for life, take the half mil and party really hard for a year and maybe buy a nice house if you have enough left after
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naem posted:Have $2 mil invested conservatively without risking the principle and live off the $60-$100 a year for life, take the half mil and party really hard for a year and maybe buy a nice house if you have enough left after yeah but the pretty girls wouldn't kiss you because you're the shiteater
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Aug 16, 2016 00:59
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or maybe they're into that? huh. hrmm
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Aug 16, 2016 00:59
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depends on the source, size and type of turd (def. not runny)
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Aug 16, 2016 01:00
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:tenbux:
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Aug 16, 2016 01:00
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Robot Pride posted:depends on the source, size and type of turd (def. not runny) Why not runny? Cuz then you'd need to chew
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Aug 16, 2016 01:01
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OP's Fear Factor reboot is not gaining much ground it seems
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Aug 16, 2016 01:05
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SurfaceDetail posted:Why not runny? Cuz then you'd need to chew good point but i just randomly assumed you'd have to eat it off a sidewalk or some poo poo and i didn't want to scratch up my teeth on the concrete
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Aug 16, 2016 01:07
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I want to say 1,000,000 But I'd probably do it for like 250k - 500k, depending on the conditions.
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Aug 16, 2016 01:21
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pro bono
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Aug 16, 2016 01:22
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How big a turd we talking here?
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Aug 16, 2016 01:22
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....you got turd?
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Aug 16, 2016 01:23
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I'd do a shot glass of diarrhea for an appallingly low amount of money
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Aug 16, 2016 01:23
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i feel id be doing my donor a solid
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Aug 16, 2016 01:25
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Robot Pride posted:depends on the source, size and type of turd (def. not runny) Oh yeah personally I'd stipulate whose poop and what they eat for a week prior and, turd condition etc. we're talking a best case turd scenario here, not going in blind on the turd thing Necc0 posted:yeah but the pretty girls wouldn't kiss you because you're the shiteater "Hi I have 2.5 million dollars would you like to date me and never work again" is a pretty good one liner I'm pretty sure
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Aug 16, 2016 01:37
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Couple million dollars after taxes probably. Hungry for poo poo?
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spud posted:Fuckign hell goons are poor. here's your zimbabwe dollars, and now you have to eat poop. Should've been more specific before entering into legally binding contracts on the internet
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