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Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

does his arm look good or do indianas sixth and seventh string corners look bad

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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Sniep posted:

also graph u didnt start ur dudes mate, no D bro

oh for fucks sake i thought they'd auto-start. i dropped rams for them on thursday and waivers didnt clear till yesterday. cripes

oh well didnt matter anyway

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
love too leave 60 points on the bench

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug
Clinton-Dix out for Harambe might win this week.

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




is football like in the American movies and poo poo like do 16 year old kids get dumped on a huge amount of pressure to play and have no time to study but still get to go to uni for free and beat the poo poo out of nerds or get them to do their homework and poo poo like that?

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug
that is pretty spot on yeah, except the nerds are paid by the university athletic programs to be "student tutors" to the football team aka do all their homework.

the class tests are all done in the athletic resource center and are untimed and they have the aid of their student tutors to complete them.

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




sweet deal nice job nerds

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
profs also get in on the scam and set up courses like "name the rock color"

http://www.slate.com/blogs/moneybox/2014/03/27/the_unc_fake_class_scandal_athlete_got_an_a_for_a_one_paragraph_paper.html

Here's an essay that earned an A-:

quote:

On the evening of December Rosa Parks decided that she was going to sit in the white people section on the bus in Montgomery, Alabama. During this time blacks had to give up there seats to whites when more whites got on the bus. Rosa Parks refused to give up her seat. Her and the bus driver began to talk and the conversation went like this. “Let me have those front seats” said the driver. She didn’t get up and told the driver that she was tired of giving her seat to white people. “I’m going to have you arrested,” said the driver. “You may do that,” Rosa Parks responded. Two white policemen came in and Rosa Parks asked them “why do you all push us around?” The police officer replied and said “I don’t know, but the law is the law and you’re under arrest.

DrPossum fucked around with this message at 13:18 on Sep 19, 2016

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


also you usually get excused from committing sexual assault if you're a good footballman

.lnk to the past
May 3, 2005

psoting while drunk

DrPossum posted:

profs also get in on the scam and set up courses like "name the rock color"

http://www.slate.com/blogs/moneybox/2014/03/27/the_unc_fake_class_scandal_athlete_got_an_a_for_a_one_paragraph_paper.html

Here's an essay that earned an A-:

it's at UNC, so that was probably average quality for the class. half the tar holes couldn't write a paper that long without making a few misspellings

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
man dr possum this is a close one since KC's D just shut decker down for me, was on a march to trounce 'ya but nope

Dr. Despair
Nov 4, 2009


39 perfect posts with each roll.

looks like Harambe continues to be an elite qb.

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

quiggy posted:

also you usually get excused from committing sexual assault if you're a good footballman

WE ARE.

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

ravens are 3-0 and it is my fantasy that they will win the superb bowel

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

lol Wentzylvania fuuuuuck thats great

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp
RIP me.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Looks like i got owned bad


Again

.lnk to the past
May 3, 2005

psoting while drunk
Vikings D got 34 points this week :eyepop:, Philly wasn't too shabby with 21

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
I'm doing real bad this year

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

uncurable mlady posted:

I'm doing real bad this year

Same!!

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
bout to be 3-0. gg autodraft

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

hey guys i hear famous sportsman arnold palmer died? how does this impact your imaginary sportsmen teams

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

duTrieux. posted:

hey guys i hear famous sportsman arnold palmer died? how does this impact your imaginary sportsmen teams

geico killed him by separating the lemonade from the ice t

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Sniep posted:

geico killed him by separating the lemonade from the ice t

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
hmmmm i seem to be total poo poo at this

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp
i did well the first two weeks but the last two have just been complete collapse.

it's the 2015 season all over again except with less injurypocalypse =(

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

DrPossum posted:

hmmmm i seem to be total poo poo at this

same!

.lnk to the past
May 3, 2005

psoting while drunk
opponent left a bye week player in and i still lost by five points :(

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

.lnk to the past posted:

opponent left a bye week player in and i still lost by five points :(

shameful

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

DrPossum posted:

hmmmm i seem to be total poo poo at this

sucks too i mean goddamn your PA

like your PF is like 6th but jesus

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Sniep posted:

sucks too i mean goddamn your PA

like your PF is like 6th but jesus

lmao i hadnt seen that

gently caress

Casual Encountess
Dec 14, 2005

"You can see how they go from being so sweet to tearing your face off,
just like that,
and it's amazing to have that range."


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and America's QB finally comes off the bench

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

where did brett favre un-retire to

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Bloody posted:

where did brett favre un-retire to

lol

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

can you draft godzilla

Casual Encountess
Dec 14, 2005

"You can see how they go from being so sweet to tearing your face off,
just like that,
and it's amazing to have that range."


Thunderdome Exclusive

yo its hosed up that nobody has kapernick out of solidarity

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
lol i was gonna call out luigi thirty for not setting his lineup (qb/wr on bye) but you have literally nothing to replace them with

welp;

Casual Encountess
Dec 14, 2005

"You can see how they go from being so sweet to tearing your face off,
just like that,
and it's amazing to have that range."


Thunderdome Exclusive

what about the waiver wire??

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Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

aint my team to manage imma just sayin'

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