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Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
I have become fucktarded and I need help. I no longer wish to be a barely functioning human, pleSe help gooms

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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
destroyer of worlds

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Professor Tomtom posted:

I have become fucktarded and I need help. I no longer wish to be a barely functioning human, pleSe help gooms

whats your damage?
whats wrong op?

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
bleach is handy

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
This is a tepee
For you to peepee

Not a wigwam
To beat your tomtom

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Professor Tomtom posted:

I have become fucktarded and I need help. I no longer wish to be a barely functioning human, pleSe help gooms

Here's what you do, walk into your local Dunkin donuts and order three dozen, and eat them all, in the store, over the next eight hours.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Stop the presses dis poo poo just got real :downs:

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Seems like a bold statement coming from a Professor. Quite frankly I don't believe you and won't participate in this honeypot thread.

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
Congrats OP!!!
:toot:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
krusty image

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
I am loving tired of putting suicides in the ground. Op do you need help?

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

show us your dick

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Dayam, piss.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



"Become"?

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

gently caress this thread and its OP

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Professor Tomtom posted:

I have become fucktarded and I need help. I no longer wish to be a barely functioning human, pleSe help gooms

Hey Donald Trump what's up

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Son, you were born a fucktard.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
buried about 6 this year. I am tired of it.

Do you need help op

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
i recommend mescaline

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
Hey OP, try a Krusty Series Limon Pepino Gatorade®
It'll unfucktard you and make you gay!!!

Krustyrade, Is he inside you?

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

I told your mom not to vaccinate you, but she probably didn't hear me over the gargling noises she was making, op.

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
In so dam stupid

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Professor Tomtom posted:

In so dam stupid

:agreed:

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
read a book by dr carl sagan,it turned me into einstein on steroids

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


i was tryin to clean my butthole with a toothbrush now its stuck someone hlep

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Tom Gorman posted:

i was tryin to clean my butthole with a toothbrush now its stuck someone hlep

Eat a bunch of celery

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.

shoophobo posted:

Hey OP, try a Krusty Series Limon Pepino Gatorade®
It'll unfucktard you and make you gay!!!

Krustyrade, Is he inside you?

that's a funny image. Don't miss this image. If you saw it before, take another look, you won't be disappointed.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Tom Gorman posted:

i was tryin to clean my butthole with a toothbrush now its stuck someone hlep

What the gently caress! there was a Tom Gordon and a Tom Gorman on the Phillies?

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


yea only pitched 11 innings and he sucked. tom gordon was better

my rear end is bleeding

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Claven666 posted:

i recommend mescaline


ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
That's a very special thing. It's called you're period. It means you are an infertile witch and failed to conceive this month because men hate you. :colbert:

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Chinatown posted:

krusty image

Mods?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Tom Gorman posted:

yea only pitched 11 innings and he sucked. tom gordon was better

my rear end is bleeding

he also had a steven king book about him

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

lmao

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx
uninstall pokemon go

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
Skeet skeet skeet sleet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
*runs through skyscraper lobby*

*goes into stairwell and runs all the way to the top*

*bursts through rooftop door and looks up at the sky and screams*

I AM GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

Zorodius posted:

that's a funny image. Don't miss this image. If you saw it before, take another look, you won't be disappointed.

I feel the same way.

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Chinatown posted:

*runs through skyscraper lobby*

*goes into stairwell and runs all the way to the top*

*bursts through rooftop door and looks up at the sky and screams*

I AM GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

This gets me every time. :lol:

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