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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007


:synpa:

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Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
voted 5

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
do you remember when you were a baby?

you don't, because babies brains aren't fully developed yet, they can't talk or think they just use instinct

therefore killing babies should be no big deal!

trash person
Apr 5, 2006

Baby Executive is pleased with your performance!
My baby is six months old and he likes to try and eat/suck on my fingers.

Does that mean my baby is gay???

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster
Babies suck stuff to get the 'milk' out. Basically setting them up for gaydom

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
They're gay people. Gay. Trust me, I've done a lot of experimenting.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


duh

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


some of them are but also some of them aren't. Google tells me approximately 23% of them are hth

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

trash person posted:

My baby is six months old and he likes to try and eat/suck on my fingers.

Does that mean my baby is gay???

Babies will suck whatever they can get their mitts on. :parrot:

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Not all babies are gay, but all gays are babies.

Sk8ers4Christ
Mar 10, 2008

Lord, I ask you to watch over me as I pop an ollie off this 50-foot ramp. If I fail, I'll be seeing you.
I'm transbaby

Hocus Pocus
Sep 7, 2011

Did you know babies can't even drive? Mad gay.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Jake Snake posted:

I'm transbaby
Like the dude who left his family to transition into a little girl? He was facebook famous for a good minute there. If you like attention, I say go for it, baby.

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
at school i only ever played doctor and nurse not doctor and doctor you know what i'm saying??

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
i'm trying to say my relationships must involve a power dynamic and i don't think i could cope if my partner was an equal in the professional sense or in any sense ok??

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Actually most babies have touched a pussy more recently than 90% of the posters in this thread and most babies are constantly playing with tits. I think babies are super straight!

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Actually most babies have touched a pussy more recently than 90% of the posters in this thread and most babies are constantly playing with tits. I think babies are super straight!

What about the girl babies, you eejite.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
when girl babies be all suckin on a titty maybe but also its kinda gross incestous when a boy bab be sucking on he mommy ittay too :confused:

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Maldoror posted:

do you remember when you were a baby?

you don't, because babies brains aren't fully developed yet, they can't talk or think they just use instinct

therefore killing babies should be no big deal!

I remember being in the womb, you retard

my gay baby brain is developed af

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
Now that I think about it, I did go through a little "phase" when I was young. For a while in my youth I found a sense of comfort and safety in the arms of a few older neighborhood gentlemen in a series of May/December dalliances. But just a few months after it began, that whole little experimental journey came to an abrupt end when I first learned to say the word "NO".

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Nooner posted:

when girl babies be all suckin on a titty maybe but also its kinda gross incestous when a boy bab be sucking on he mommy ittay too :confused:

noice

Garcin
Jun 15, 2000
If you have a baby penis and want to put into a baby anus.

Or if you have a baby vagina and want to interact with other baby vaginas.

I mean this is an easy question to answer, op.

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Garcin posted:

If you have a baby penis

That reminds me, what's the average age for a guy to lose his baby penis so the adult penis can grow in?

Asking for a friend.

Garcin
Jun 15, 2000

Frankenstyle posted:

That reminds me, what's the average age for a guy to lose his baby penis so the adult penis can grow in?

Asking for a friend.

47, and he orders hundreds of tadalafil pills form online Indian pharmacies.

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx

phasmid posted:

No, but having or wanting them is.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I can't wait for sam's gayby to arrive

how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014
I have a q-tip for you: babygays so what?

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost

Hocus Pocus posted:

Did you know babies can't even drive? Mad gay.

































































































LemonAIDS
Aug 7, 2009

They are pretty great.

I saw a baby girl absolutely going to town on a titty once. seemed pretty gay imo

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
They're all a bunch of disgusting, depraved queers../.

R-Type
Oct 10, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
there should be a humane way to incinerate gay babies. no one wants a defective baby

KawaiiAtomicBombs
Apr 15, 2016

~Ka-Boom~
We used to throw them up in the air for target practice, but incineration works v well too

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty
i'm baby

Kindergarten Camp
Nov 27, 2015

apparently one (at least) of the teletubbies identified as gay and they are sort of like real life babies

Kindergarten Camp
Nov 27, 2015

so pretty much I'm saying ban the Teletubbies.

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

Orkin Mang posted:

how can they be if they haven't even grown their dicks yet

Being gay is about more than just sex acts.

Friginator posted:

After extensively testing their sexual capabilities, I have concluded that babies are unable to breed. So definitely in the LGBTQ spectrum.

LGBT folks are every bit as capable of breeding as our straight counterparts are; gay doesn't mean infertile.

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
who tf hates babies only pedophiles say they hatw babies because they think thats what people want to hear, babies are cute af

Jimlit
Jun 30, 2005




Been too long gay poser babies

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communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I don't hate babies, in fact, I like babies

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