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The White Dragon posted:applewhite if you wanna meet thick bitches all you have to do is trawl tinder, which you can also play on your phone I'm already married to one. My trawling days are over.
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 11:16 |
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PAWGs are kewl but that ad was not good.
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 11:17 |
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The goalposts have been moved so far that people think that being morbidly obese is sexy now
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 11:19 |
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Teikanmi posted:The goalposts have been moved so far that people think that being morbidly obese is sexy now I'm pretty sure those women aren't "morbidly obese" by the standards of any age or culture.
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 11:28 |
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Applewhite posted:I'm pretty sure those women aren't "morbidly obese" by the standards of any age or culture. not with modern diabetes treatments at least
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 11:37 |
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Seizure Robot posted:If the breasts don't extend further than the gut it's all over a good standard to follow imo
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 11:44 |
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Applewhite posted:I'm pretty sure those women aren't "morbidly obese" by the standards of any age or culture. lol maybe not in 2016
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 11:47 |
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Teikanmi posted:lol maybe not in 2016 They still have distinguishable waists/necks and their boobs stick out past their bellies. They have a curvaceous, distinctly feminine shape. I'm pretty sure to be "morbidly obese" you have to be a big blob.
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 11:50 |
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Im level 15 in it with 1.7 million power
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 11:53 |
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im a thick bitch
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 12:08 |
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idiotbitch posted:Im level 15 in it with 1.7 million power But how big is your rear end? What I'm gathering from this ad is that the player with the biggest rear end always wins.
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 12:16 |
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Applewhite posted:They still have distinguishable waists/necks and their boobs stick out past their bellies. They have a curvaceous, distinctly feminine shape. I'm pretty sure to be "morbidly obese" you have to be a big blob. It's a bmi of 40+ actually
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 12:43 |
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:It's a bmi of 40+ actually I guess we'll just have to oil these women up and squeeze them into a BMI dunk tank to know for sure.
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 12:50 |
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:It's a bmi of 40+ actually
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 13:10 |
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The White Dragon posted:lol did they change it 'cause it was 30+ a decade ago they had to adjust the scale. they couldn't in good conscience continue to refer to "average" when that category only represents 4% of the modern population
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 13:23 |
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The White Dragon posted:lol did they change it 'cause it was 30+ a decade ago No no, that's classic obesity 18-25 normal 25-30. Overweight 30-40. Obese 40+ morbidly obese
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 13:56 |
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I'm not getting tricked into another one of these terrible lovely mobile apps. I don't even want to call them "games" as it besmirches the noble art form of real video games.
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 14:04 |
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notZaar posted:I'm not getting tricked into another one of these terrible lovely mobile apps. I don't even want to call them "games" as it besmirches the noble art form of real video games. I'm pretty sure the ad is implying those women will have sex with you if you download the app. Might be worth it. Then again I'm still waiting on the wild bikini babes Bud Light promised me so take it with a grain of salt.
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 14:05 |
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:No no, that's classic obesity i feel like 40+ is not a fine enough scale for modern america there needs to be a 50+ "Colossally Obese" and 60+ "Epic Obesity" categories
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 14:20 |
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Rutibex posted:i feel like 40+ is not a fine enough scale for modern america there needs to be a 50+ "Colossally Obese" and 60+ "Epic Obesity" categories 70+ "That's No Moon" blood type : butter
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 14:33 |
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I use the Gabriel Iglesias scale of fatness, personally, and those women are "husky" at best. When they get to "fluffy" is when it's time to worry.
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 14:37 |
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I've lost 20+ pounds over the past five months by dramatically eating less and cutting out soft drinks. That's not related to anything, but it just goes to show that all of the fats aren't trying very hard
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 14:40 |
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Applewhite posted:They still have distinguishable waists/necks and their boobs stick out past their bellies. They have a curvaceous, distinctly feminine shape. I'm pretty sure to be "morbidly obese" you have to be a big blob. I like you so I hate to say it, but If they ripple while walking like someone's beating a mound of Jello with an oar, they're morbidly grotesque.
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 14:41 |
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Frankenstyle posted:I like you so I hate to say it, but If they ripple while walking like someone's beating a mound of Jello with an oar, they're morbidly grotesque. It's called "jiggling" and it's the best part of looking at women.
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 14:42 |
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Applewhite posted:It's called "jiggling" and it's the best part of looking at women. There's a big difference between "Jiggling" and a pair of thighs having a slap-fight.
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 14:46 |
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8-Bit Scholar posted:I've lost 20+ pounds over the past five months by dramatically eating less and cutting out soft drinks. i heard that them diet drinks make you fat as well by loving up your metabolism so those people wandering around with a double whopper, massive fries and small diet coke aren't doing themselves any favours
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 14:46 |
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Frankenstyle posted:There's a big difference between "Jiggling" and a pair of thighs having a slap-fight.
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 14:47 |
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buttcrackmenace posted:70+ "That's No Moon" i just looked it up, and apparently there is a finer scale! according to fat science a 70+ BMI would be a "Class 9"
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 14:48 |
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right now I am training some machine gunners in MS
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 14:49 |
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Frankenstyle posted:There's a big difference between "Jiggling" and a pair of thighs having a slap-fight. one man's jiggle is another man's slap-fight and vice-versa
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 14:49 |
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Rutibex posted:i just looked it up, and apparently there is a finer scale! according to fat science a 70+ BMI would be a "Class 9" Yeah see? Even the biggest woman in that ad is "obese class I" at worst.
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 14:49 |
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idiotbitch posted:right now I am training some machine gunners in MS What is the state of your thighs?
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 14:50 |
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Applewhite posted:What is the state of your thighs? their jigglers
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 14:52 |
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idiotbitch posted:their jigglers poo poo. Mine barely touch. I'm going to need to gain a lot more weight if I want to be competitive in this game.
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 14:53 |
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:i heard that them diet drinks make you fat as well by loving up your metabolism so those people wandering around with a double whopper, massive fries and small diet coke aren't doing themselves any favours if you consume less calories than you exert, then you will lose weight dont work yourself up over these dumbass gluten carb fat paleo bullshit, i lost 80lbs in 5 months and i p much just drank diet vitamin water, milk, and protein shakes (mostly the vitamin water tho)
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 14:53 |
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I like the diet sodas, they taste better than water and got no digestible sugars.
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 14:54 |
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Frankenstyle posted:like someone's beating a mound of Jello with an oar have you considered taking up the mantle of writing the great american novel
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 14:53 |
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the lefel cap was 21 but they just raised it to 22. It would cost approx $20k to realistically reach level 22 in a sane amount of time So only real ballers like me will be up there
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 14:55 |
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Applewhite posted:It's called "jiggling" and it's the best part of looking at women. there are some parts that should be jiggling and others should not, imo
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 15:03 |
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LordArgh posted:there are some parts that should be jiggling and others should not, imo I guess not the arms or any part of the face but the rest is fine.
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