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City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

Monstrous Dooklord posted:

nerdy white guys that play on computer don't interact with society at large so it seems weird the thought police think they're the demographic to focus on instead of the people with actual influence and resources

because nerdy white guys are the only people that will even pretend to care about rich lady hobby politics

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china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
use reflective surfaces to strategically ogle

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
As a masculinist, I'm confused about when it's ok to creep on dicks

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I will be honest, when I am in the gym and there's a girl there in super tight compression pants and stuff, doing squats

I might use some mirror magic to look at her


because that's hot



but it'll be my secret...


Do you guys also like to look at pretty girls or is it just me?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

UR NOT ALLOWED TO LOOK AT GIRLS THATS RAPE

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
just this weekend i learned i am a lesbian trapped in a male's body.

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost

numberoneposter posted:

UR NOT ALLOWED TO LOOK AT GIRLS THATS RAPE

i kno u r kidding but, it is creepy though! don't look at girls! :(

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/sexual-harassment/2751966

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

being blonde tall skinny fit and not douchey lets me get away with a lot of stuff actually

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

let it be known i am however a huge jerk objectively

Zidrooner
Jul 20, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
One time I checked out a girl in a skimpy outfit and she noticed and smiled at me. She was with her boyfriend and he seemed a little upset about it.

Another time a girl with a really tiny skirt noticed me looking and she lowered her skirt, so I guess the answer is sometimes? Maybe only when they are with their boyfriends?

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

Man south koreans are good at archery. If I was half as good at anything as they are at archery I wouldn't be standing by the highway with an empty can of beans.

Ten Wasted Dollars
Oct 24, 2010

Maldoror posted:

As a masculinist, I'm confused about when it's ok to creep on dicks

all of the time, fyi

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Applewhite posted:

OP have you considered buying a "creeper cam?" It's an angled camera that goes on your phone so you can take pictures of women without being obvious about it.

don't do this


don't be one of those dudes who never made it past a 6th grade mentality of 'gonna put a mirror on my shoe'

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Put a mirror on your shoe, OP.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i do not avoid women but i do deny them my essence

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

numberoneposter posted:

being blonde tall skinny fit and not douchey lets me get away with a lot of stuff actually

Please let me touch boobie

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
I am not unattractive but I am psychologically repugnant to women so I just stare at them openly from afar like some kind of leper.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
I use astral projection to peep on titties. AMA.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Have you tried just being your self op? That's what I do and bitches send me nudes all day long. I'm not even that good looking.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Everything is always ok all the time because there ain't no god.

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

look for nonverbal hints

like one night this girl was mad at me so instead of kissin she was reading the bible

just sort of hey its friday night and were all alone time to bust out some psalms

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
OP have you considered drilling a hole in the wall of a women's changing or shower room and peeping through it?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

have u tried google???? or actyuall bing dot com image search seems purpose built for porn browsing

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

Women like being sharked I hear so try that instead

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

what im saying is if she starts reading the bible while jogging its time to stop

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

Applewhite have you ever considered posting more threads?

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

E Equals MC Hammer posted:

Applewhite have you ever considered posting more threads?

> Check inventory

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

E Equals MC Hammer posted:

Applewhite have you ever considered posting more threads?

Please link to your webcomic applewhite cause I can't find it, even if it's nothing but fat chicks with big dicks molesting eachother.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
Applewhite I appreciated what you did to the senpai thread

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

Its leaps and bounds better than some of the other drivel we've had lately...

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
You just go up to chick and be like "whoa what are those things on your chest, I don't have those. How do you get those? Can I touch them? That's so exotic what do those do? Were you bestowed those by an ancient Sumerian God or what's up? Well that's really cool and unique. Oh they're called tits? Well nice tits dude." :j:

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
And if your eye causes you to sin, tear it out and throw it away. It is better for you to enter life with one eye than with two eyes to be thrown into the hell of fire.

PersonalGenius
Mar 1, 2013

Barefoot on the Moon
I'm a feminist, but as a feminist, some broads are just asking for it amirite, fellas?

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Feminists: It's ok for women to enjoy their sexuality and have sex with with a bunch of dudes.

A bunch of dudes: get back in the kitchen.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Volume posted:

Feminists: It's ok for women to enjoy their sexuality and have sex with with a bunch of dudes.

A bunch of dudes: get back in the kitchen.

gently caress yeah you fuckin nailed it dude! Great posting.

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

Extensive Vamping posted:

I appreciate that women are equal to men. As a feminist, I want women to break the 'glass ceiling' and do as well as men do financially.

At the same time, I'm a tremendous pig who loves staring at tits and rear end. The bouncier, the better . I also suspect that some chicks like it when dudes creep on them, or else why would they dress up in those ridiculous outfits?

I see a girl jogging, and I'll let off the gas and stare sideways through my sunglasses because, why not? But should I go further? Maybe I should hit the brakes and be extra creepy to her, but I don't know if she wants that.

Babes, if you want me to ogle your tatas, let me know. I only want to creep on you if you like it. If a creep creeps in the creeping, but nobody knows he's creeping, is it creepy?

u r idiot

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Volume posted:

Feminists: It's ok for women to enjoy their sexuality and have sex with with a bunch of dudes.

A bunch of dudes: get back in the kitchen.

whynotboth.gif

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

PersonalGenius posted:

I'm a feminist, but as a feminist, some broads are just asking for it amirite, fellas?

Yes, some women are specifically asking for it, when they say they want to have sex with you.

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Just strap a chest mount goPro on and head to the mall.

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