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Tuxedo Gin
May 20, 2003

Classy.


mongolian bbq places in malls are really good

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the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I would drink and do drugs with Iron Chef Chinese Chen Kenichi.

Did anyone battle Iron Chef Italian?

ya sometimes but he was like the pity pick, like the chairman decided he wasnt getting enough minutes and would just force whoever to compete against him

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man

Doctor Rope

Technically speaking Georgian food counts. It's not the best in all of Asia, but khachapuri is awesome and deserves a mention.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



AKA Pseudonym posted:

Technically speaking Georgian food counts. It's not the best in all of Asia, but khachapuri is awesome and deserves a mention.
ahh yeah gimme a big plate of tabaka

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011




Pork Pro

Tuxedo Gin posted:

mongolian bbq places in malls are really good

Really all Korean is is Mongolian food with some Chinese influence and a teensy bit of Japanese fish prep

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 3576 days!


Shredded Hen

actually id put korean as like a distant fifth after vietnamese, thai, chinese, and japanese lol

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997




koreans eat dogs

so i agree with that honkey that just based on this, their cuisine choices should rank as low as possible

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015



inuit

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

.


This is pretty much true about western Korean foods in general

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biIKpegx7h4

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010



Singaporean chicken rice is heavenly

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

the great deceiver posted:

ya sometimes but he was like the pity pick, like the chairman decided he wasnt getting enough minutes and would just force whoever to compete against him

I always liked when they would dump the theme ingredient into the ice cream maker as a safe extra course, like mmm fish roe ice cream I bet that fortune teller judge will love it!

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010



Who the gently caress said General Tso's chicken I'm going to stinkyhole you

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010



Booblord Zagats posted:

Really all Korean is is Mongolian food with some Chinese influence and a teensy bit of Japanese fish prep
That sounds awesome tbh

The best cuisines combine multiple cool things into one

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?




The kind i make in my kitchen which is just chicken and beef and spaghetti noodlse boiled in soy sauce

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Vegetable posted:

Who the gently caress said General Tso's chicken I'm going to stinkyhole you

I had that for lunch from panda Express today

Tuxedo Gin
May 20, 2003

Classy.


Vegetable posted:

Singaporean chicken rice is heavenly

singapore is unfortunately disqualified from all best of rankings because singlish exists and is the dumbest thing ever

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

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Clapping Larry

Tuxedo Gin posted:

singapore is unfortunately disqualified from all best of rankings because singlish exists and is the dumbest thing ever

Singlish owns and is just a much more condensed, efficient version of english with all the poo poo like 'politeness' and 'tact' removed and replaced with random chinese or malay words

e: also if you're not sure what the best asian food is, come to singapore! Not that native singaporean food is the best, but they have the best of everything from all over asia so you can try it all in one hellishly hot, overcrowded city!

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot


the best asian food is sideways vagine

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




I love fried rice

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007



if we're not counting india, i agree with korean

if we are counting india, i'm going with that. but it has to be well-made, don't half-rear end that poo poo

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

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Clapping Larry

Including India as a single group is almost cheating, though, because there's such a huge variety and every regional cuisine has at least 1-2 really awesome things so India, as a whole, has got dozens of killer dishes.

India is the correct answer, though.

tough stains
May 23, 2007

Desire gets the upper hand over insight and foresight and the results are often needless entanglement.


Best food experiences from past 20 years living in actual Asia:

Kingfish curry and cold Lion lager in Galle, Sri Lanka
Most anything in Singapore/Kuala Lumpur
The 20 square metres of Madras (Chennai) that isn't a shithole: vegetarian food at Woodlands
Most Bangkok street food

Worst
Manila by far
Vientiane

He Who Smelt It
Jun 14, 2012


I didn't read the thread but the only correct answer is whatever you can order from the street vendor by pointing at 3 in the morning. Taste is squarely proportional to how drunk you are.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011




Pork Pro

Gently KRS posted:

I didn't read the thread but the only correct answer is whatever you can order from the street vendor by pointing at 3 in the morning. Taste is squarely proportional to how drunk you are.

Is this your tindr headline?

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010



balut is the poor mans ortolan

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010



mdm posted:

the best asian food is sideways vagine

my asian friend says they have the deepest pussies!

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

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Clapping Larry

SaltLick posted:

balut is the poor mans ortolan

Balut eaters don't even wait until the drat thing's ripe!

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



SaltLick posted:

balut is the poor mans ortolan
but on the other hand I haven't tossed back a dozen ortolans in a sitting

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot


SaltLick posted:

my asian friend says they have the deepest pussies!

god really hate asians don't he

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006



Fun Shoe

came into this thread not really knowing what my fav is so ill just go with korean like the OP, its pretty good

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



Isaac posted:

came into this thread not really knowing what my fav is so ill just go with korean like the OP, its pretty good
hmm isaac really is korean

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006



Fun Shoe

a hole-y ghost posted:

hmm isaac really is korean

no i meant to write mny favourite food was meat pies just a typo

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010


Smoking sudafed

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax


Linnear posted:



Kawaii, eh?

pocky is poo poo

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



Isaac posted:

no i meant to write mny favourite food was meat pies just a typo
yeah nice try bud

Robokomodo
Nov 11, 2009


I like Panda Express and I don't give a gently caress.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



Robokomodo posted:

I like Panda Express and I don't give a gently caress.
Its good

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010



Robokomodo posted:

I like Panda Express and I don't give a gently caress.

saw that panda express introduced a chop stick fork the chork



lol

BluPotato
Jul 18, 2006



SaltLick posted:

saw that panda express introduced a chop stick fork the chork



lol

Well people with broken rear end fat fingers that need to feel 'cultured' as they shovel their their fried garbage in their mouth need some training wheels, give them a break.

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Robokomodo
Nov 11, 2009


SaltLick posted:

saw that panda express introduced a chop stick fork the chork



lol

I went there the day after I saw the article on Facebook and the chicks behind the counter thought I was psychotic and asking for imaginary eating untensils.

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