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Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

now everytime we drink mojitos we feel glum

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scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
check your recipe

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


his horrible lifelong depression has leeched out into all of the peppermint there's not fixing it now friend

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

You just have to drink more rum to forget your horrible memories.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

RIP jerry's pa, I forgive you for what you did to my winkie

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
If you gotta have a corpse, might as well make it minty fresh.

That's what my ma always says.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

FlimFlam Imam posted:

If you gotta have a corpse, might as well make it minty fresh.

That's what my ma always says.

ma used to like sangria but we buried the cats 'neath the grape vines

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
same but with slaves and mint julips

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
your pa was the most racist man i ever met god bless his soul

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Enfield posted:

your pa was the most racist man i ever met god bless his soul

he won the blue ribbon at the fair for shouting the n-word at an incredible volume

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I didnt know that youre pa was HERMOINE!!! :grin:

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Nooner posted:

I didnt know that youre pa was HERMOINE!!! :grin:

yes, herman mumphrey. he was a staunch racist and a shoddy mechanic

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

how convenient to leave out the kiddy diddling part

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Why are you putting peppermint in your mojito?

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

OctoberBlues posted:

how convenient to leave out the kiddy diddling part

herman mumphrey was no saint. that's not the point of this thread

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Why are you putting peppermint in your mojito?

we're simple homesteaders

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
can I post my erotic Peppermint Patty/Patty Mayonnaise crossover fan fic in this thread?

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Nooner posted:

can I post my erotic Peppermint Patty/Patty Mayonnaise crossover fan fic in this thread?

please do

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Hopefully you got the right permits to bury human remains there. Next thing you know the county will exhume ol Pa and move him elsewhere

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I wonder if I could dig up pa and put him in a display case in my living room.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

ma's been opening fire on anyone sets foot on the homestead these days

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Nooner posted:

can I post my erotic Peppermint Patty/Patty Mayonnaise crossover fan fic in this thread?


i already voted 5 but WOW lets see how much even better this thread can get :eyepop:

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Feb 11, 2007

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Gram died in a crowbar accident, cause she was asking after Granpop's drinking again

Granpop, he fixed her up good like one of those eagles or hunting-bears

I liked to see her, though Sister cried and said she didn't want to go. But Gram always smiled real nice. She liked when we'd read to her and shoo the flies away

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i loved your pa, and im glad he is resting comfortably in a minty grave

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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Nooner posted:

I didnt know that youre pa was HERMOINE!!! :grin:

Lol

You said it, Nooner! :classiclol:

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