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now everytime we drink mojitos we feel glum
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 19:59 |
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 04:50 |
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check your recipe
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 19:59 |
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his horrible lifelong depression has leeched out into all of the peppermint there's not fixing it now friend
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 20:01 |
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You just have to drink more rum to forget your horrible memories.
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 20:01 |
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RIP jerry's pa, I forgive you for what you did to my winkie
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 20:03 |
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If you gotta have a corpse, might as well make it minty fresh. That's what my ma always says.
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 20:02 |
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FlimFlam Imam posted:If you gotta have a corpse, might as well make it minty fresh. ma used to like sangria but we buried the cats 'neath the grape vines
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 20:10 |
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same but with slaves and mint julips
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 20:21 |
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your pa was the most racist man i ever met god bless his soul
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 20:37 |
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Enfield posted:your pa was the most racist man i ever met god bless his soul he won the blue ribbon at the fair for shouting the n-word at an incredible volume
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 20:44 |
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I didnt know that youre pa was HERMOINE!!!
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 20:46 |
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Nooner posted:I didnt know that youre pa was HERMOINE!!! yes, herman mumphrey. he was a staunch racist and a shoddy mechanic
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 20:48 |
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how convenient to leave out the kiddy diddling part
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 20:49 |
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Why are you putting peppermint in your mojito?
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 20:53 |
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OctoberBlues posted:how convenient to leave out the kiddy diddling part herman mumphrey was no saint. that's not the point of this thread
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 20:54 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Why are you putting peppermint in your mojito? we're simple homesteaders
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 20:56 |
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can I post my erotic Peppermint Patty/Patty Mayonnaise crossover fan fic in this thread?
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 20:57 |
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Nooner posted:can I post my erotic Peppermint Patty/Patty Mayonnaise crossover fan fic in this thread? please do
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 21:06 |
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Hopefully you got the right permits to bury human remains there. Next thing you know the county will exhume ol Pa and move him elsewhere
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 21:08 |
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I wonder if I could dig up pa and put him in a display case in my living room.
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 21:09 |
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ma's been opening fire on anyone sets foot on the homestead these days
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 21:15 |
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Nooner posted:can I post my erotic Peppermint Patty/Patty Mayonnaise crossover fan fic in this thread? Jerry Mumphrey posted:please do i already voted 5 but WOW lets see how much even better this thread can get
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 21:18 |
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Gram died in a crowbar accident, cause she was asking after Granpop's drinking again Granpop, he fixed her up good like one of those eagles or hunting-bears I liked to see her, though Sister cried and said she didn't want to go. But Gram always smiled real nice. She liked when we'd read to her and shoo the flies away
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# ? Aug 16, 2016 02:14 |
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i loved your pa, and im glad he is resting comfortably in a minty grave
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# ? Aug 16, 2016 02:15 |
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 04:50 |
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Nooner posted:I didnt know that youre pa was HERMOINE!!! Lol You said it, Nooner!
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