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Extra Large Marge: Jan 21, 2004; Fun Shoe

The gallon of seawater challenge

# ? Aug 20, 2016 19:09

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DONKEY SALAMI: Jun 28, 2008; donkey? donkey?

The LA Beast eats a beached whale. Get some local TV coverage

# ? Aug 20, 2016 19:10

bald gnome error: Feb 9, 2011

LA BEAST TRAVEL EXTRAVAGANZA: RIO 2016: how many condoms can the la beast find and consume on a beach in 10 minutes???

# ? Aug 20, 2016 19:12

Extra Large Marge: Jan 21, 2004; Fun Shoe

Coast 2 Coast Challenge: LA Beast eats a seat he stole from a NY subway car.

# ? Aug 20, 2016 19:17

bald gnome error: Feb 9, 2011

the la beast IVs sriracha with a needle he found on the sidewalk

# ? Aug 20, 2016 19:21

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LA Beast eats... AT ARBY'S

# ? Aug 20, 2016 19:24

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

Zorodius posted:

LA Beast eats... AT ARBY'S

Holy poo poo.......

# ? Aug 20, 2016 19:26

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

If you guys pay me, I will eat this delicious pizza I just bought

# ? Aug 20, 2016 19:28

Captain Yossarian: Feb 24, 2011; All new" Rings of Fire"

Zorodius posted:

LA Beast eats... AT ARBY'S

Whoa...

# ? Aug 20, 2016 19:30

bald gnome error: Feb 9, 2011

Zorodius posted:

LA Beast eats... AT ARBY'S

too far, dude. too far

# ? Aug 20, 2016 19:31

empty sea: Jul 17, 2011; gonna saddle my seahorse and float out to the sunset

Pubic Lair posted:

This is an eating challenge done right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2LYx2GubsU

3 Asian guys get in a car with a wheel of chance hubcap to see who has to go into one of 10 fast food chains in LA. They speak super broken english and end up ordering giant combo meals and one guy keeps getting picked over and over.

Thanks for this. That poor bastard, he can't even say "popular" and he keeps getting picked. I really want a burger now.

# ? Aug 20, 2016 19:55

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

Think I could franchise and start Tampa Beast and I just eat bath salts and Cuban sandwiches?

Also what is goontube and how have I not heard of it.

# ? Aug 20, 2016 20:49

dot communist: Mar 28, 2005

Is cranberries daniel anything like bananas foster? If so I'm in.

# ? Aug 20, 2016 20:58

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

so LA Beast is going insane and ReviewOfTheWeek is on the lam because a group of assholes are stalking him. meanwhile the fat gently caress who does Joey's World Tour is still alive

# ? Aug 20, 2016 21:06

Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

Zombie Boat posted:

Think I could franchise and start Tampa Beast and I just eat bath salts and human faces?

# ? Aug 20, 2016 21:27

EugeneJ: Feb 5, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Is Epic Meal Time still a thing

# ? Aug 20, 2016 22:43

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

EugeneJ posted:

Is Epic Meal Time still a thing

I'm not sure if LA Beast was ever good but he was so much better than ever other youtube eating channel that he seemed pretty good.

# ? Aug 20, 2016 22:50

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

LA Beast goes to the San Jose landfill, digs through five years of garbage and eats the eggs.

# ? Aug 20, 2016 23:17

Minimalist Program: Aug 14, 2010

Keg posted:

LA Beast is having the same crisis of identity that Steve-O had about who he is and what he's doing with his life as a low-brow entertainer who hurts himself for the pleasure of teens, except without any of the alcoholism or inhalant abuse or fame.

I Watched all the jackass movies the other day and Bam Margera had a Lamborghini which I guess he could afford with the money he earned by puking for teens.

# ? Aug 20, 2016 23:20

dookifex_maximus: Aug 10, 2016; by zen death robot

i like the guys who eat antique rations

# ? Aug 20, 2016 23:22

Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

dookifex_maximus posted:

i like the guys who eat antique rations

Those guys are also cool, especially steve1989

# ? Aug 20, 2016 23:24

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

this white man embodies everything that is wrong with america and I am sad he is not dead

# ? Aug 20, 2016 23:26

frytechnician: Jan 8, 2004; Happy to see me?

Y-Hat posted:

...and ReviewOfTheWeek is on the lam because a group of assholes are stalking him.

Yeah, I saw this today. Really upset about it to be honest - that guy is one of the hardest people to dislike in the world. Hope he gets it sorted soon.

# ? Aug 20, 2016 23:59

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

frytechnician posted:

Yeah, I saw this today. Really upset about it to be honest - that guy is one of the hardest people to dislike in the world. Hope he gets it sorted soon.

the best part about him is that even though he's taking his show on the road, he's still doing reviews. dude's a drat trooper and i wanna give him a big hug, and maybe a whopperito to review

# ? Aug 21, 2016 00:02

Haptical Sales Slut: Mar 15, 2010; Age 18 to 49

Von Sloneker posted:

I always enjoyed how he would go up to a counter or drive-thru of a fast food place and start every order with "hello, LA Beast here."

lol

# ? Aug 21, 2016 00:12

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Minimalist Program posted:

I Watched all the jackass movies the other day and Bam Margera had a Lamborghini which I guess he could afford with the money he earned by puking for teens.

Yyyyeah little bit of difference doing stunts with a calculated risk and eating poop and getting money because you didn't die and got people to click on your poo poo.

# ? Aug 21, 2016 00:20

Minimalist Program: Aug 14, 2010

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Yyyyeah little bit of difference doing stunts with a calculated risk and eating poop and getting money because you didn't die and got people to click on your poo poo.

In one of the jackass movies the calculated stunt was that they jacked off a horse and drank the cum.

# ? Aug 21, 2016 00:22

Zorodius: Feb 11, 2007; EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.

Minimalist Program posted:

In one of the jackass movies the calculated stunt was that they jacked off a horse and drank the cum.

I can get paid for this??

# ? Aug 21, 2016 00:23

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Minimalist Program posted:

In one of the jackass movies the calculated stunt was that they jacked off a horse and drank the cum.

Wildboyz actually but whatevs

# ? Aug 21, 2016 00:27

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Look at me! I'm a farmer!

# ? Aug 21, 2016 00:27

stump collector: May 28, 2007

subhuman filth posted:

yes. this is a generally accepted idea in the medical community

what age is it? 21-26?

# ? Aug 21, 2016 00:31

Who Is Paul Blart: Oct 22, 2010

I to hVe smokes myself into paranoid schizophrenia

# ? Aug 21, 2016 01:06

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Wildboyz actually but whatevs

no it is a scene from. Jackass 2 they have some members of wu tang with them I think

# ? Aug 21, 2016 01:11

John Denver Hoxha: May 31, 2014; What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts

Minimalist Program posted:

In one of the jackass movies the calculated stunt was that they jacked off a horse and drank the cum.

also three six literally paid dude $100 to eat horse poo poo in one of them

# ? Aug 21, 2016 01:20

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Celluloid Sam posted:

no it is a scene from. Jackass 2 they have some members of wu tang with them I think

No I'm sure that's not how it went down. There were like at some Argentinian stud farm or something and they had a pro tier beaker full of cum or whatever and were puking from the smell.

# ? Aug 21, 2016 01:23

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

No I'm sure that's not how it went down. There were like at some Argentinian stud farm or something and they had a pro tier beaker full of cum or whatever and were puking from the smell.

i watched in in theaters

# ? Aug 21, 2016 01:24

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Celluloid Sam posted:

i watched in in theaters

Oh ok mr cinema snob. :airquote:

# ? Aug 21, 2016 01:27

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

i dont think you understand what im trying to say so I will spell it out for you. I. SPACE. S. A. W. SPACE. I. T. SPACE. I. N. SPACE. T. H. E. A. T. E. R. S. SPACE. T. H. E. Y. SPACE. D. R. A. N. K. SPACE. H. O. R. S. E. SPACE. C. U. M. SPACE. O. N. SPACE. J. A. C. K. A. S. S. 2

# ? Aug 21, 2016 01:31

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Celluloid Sam posted:

i dont think you understand what im trying to say so I will spell it out for you. I. SPACE. S. A. W. SPACE. I. T. SPACE. I. N. SPACE. T. H. E. A. T. E. R. S. SPACE. T. H. E. Y. SPACE. D. R. A. N. K. SPACE. H. O. R. S. E. SPACE. C. U. M. SPACE. O. N. SPACE. J. A. C. K. A. S. S. 2

Fine maybe it was jackass 2. Maybe it was. I'm not some goddamn archival wizard with every horse masturbation scene from every movie ever memorized. :jerkbag:

# ? Aug 21, 2016 01:36

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SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Fine maybe it was jackass 2. Maybe it was. I'm not some goddamn archival wizard with every horse masturbation scene from every movie ever memorized.

i am

# ? Aug 21, 2016 01:37

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