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paul_soccer10 posted:can someone tell me the funny timestamps of that 6 minute interview video at 2:55 where the news feed reads "up to 15 killed in west Texas..."
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 20:25 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 05:44 |
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more like ryan loctite am i rite?
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 20:25 |
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Serious Frolicking posted:yeah why would someone maybe call their loved ones after being balls deep in a transexual prostitute in a strange country HOW STRANGE hahah
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 20:28 |
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Goons forced to either believe police or athletes. I can hear the moral compasses spinning.
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 20:29 |
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Gaunab posted:uhh, have you guys thought that maybe the corrupt brazilian police are trying to make themselves look better by framing this american hero? have you? this is most assuredly what is happening imo i mean do you not remember this just happening: http://www.smh.com.au/sport/olympic...728-gqg92x.html quote:Kidnapped New Zealand-born athlete Jason Lee and his partner are now safe in Toronto after a harrowing week in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. Two military police officers kidnapped Lee over the weekend, forcing him into an unmarked car and making him extract 2000 Reais ($812) from ATMs. i mean bro like when the police are doing 'quickie' kidnappings on people and then intimidating them into silence a month ago what am I supposed to think now? no one has given any compelling reason that the athlete would lie either, other than 'hiding tranny sex from his mom' (why couldn't he just say I went out with friends?) or 'he's dumb haha.'
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 20:31 |
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Lyan Cockmeat
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 20:36 |
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i freakin hate it when the police rob me at gunpoint and take my money but let me keep my credentials and then force me and my friends to give multiple differing accounts of what happened and also omit the fact that i wrecked a gas station drat federales
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 20:40 |
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He was obviously lying because he claims to have said no when they asked for his poo poo and they didn't shoot him / stab him to death in the street haven't you guys ever been on Liveleak
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 20:42 |
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Ap reporting that Lochte was lying other swimmers ratted him out after trashing a gas station bathroom, they encoutnered a gas station security guard, who asked them to leave. Ryan calls mom and tells her the cops mugged him
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 20:53 |
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he is very, very dumb not for lying i mean, in all aspects
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 20:54 |
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Lochte was always going to be forgotten due to the dominance of Michael Phelps, so maybe this is just his way of making sure his name remains in US Olympic lore for years to come. Gotta make your legend somehow.
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 21:02 |
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the only way id believe lockte now is if the kids in brazil claim their confession was coerced #istandwithlochte
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 21:04 |
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I hear he got as far as "RYAN LOC" on the wall before the guard showed up
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 21:13 |
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RY LOC
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 21:14 |
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It was fun watching female friends notice this hot swimmer guy during the last olympics then recoil in horror in slow motion as they realized how profoundly stupid this man is.
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 21:15 |
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More like Lyin Cockeat (when he gets sent to Brazilian prison) lol
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 21:16 |
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InterFaced posted:It was fun watching female friends notice this hot swimmer guy during the last olympics then recoil in horror in slow motion as they realized how profoundly stupid this man is. I had never heard of him until this story broke, and then I saw this 935 posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnceMoPtVfE I know everything there is to know about this guy ps those tv reporters are my new heroes
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 21:19 |
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ryan lochte swims so fast the friction of the water on his head heats his skull up just enough to do a little bit of brain damage
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 21:36 |
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So my guess is the security guards shook him down for the property damage so he lied to mommy who handles his finances to wire more hooker, boos and blow money.
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 21:47 |
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I saw on TV they supposedly pissed all over a gas station or something
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 21:49 |
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935 posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnceMoPtVfE I'm more impressed they all didn't die in a freak gasoline fight accident
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 21:57 |
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Madcosby posted:
I like how the guy is like "yeah we are getting into trouble for this" and they still keep at it
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 22:05 |
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So the Brazillian authorities, known for their trustworthiness, now say that these Olympic athletes were vandalizing a gas station and were not robbed. Naturally, I believe them on face value because a police officer wouldn't lie.
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 22:12 |
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NY Post continuing to do god's work https://twitter.com/nypost/status/766383550421667845
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 22:42 |
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So a guy with a gun, who was posing as a cop, took all his money. = He vandalized a gas station and he bribed the security guard who caught him. Sounds about right.
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 23:49 |
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Rio Locktme
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 23:54 |
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Ork of Fiction posted:So a guy with a gun, who was posing as a cop, took all his money. = He vandalized a gas station and he bribed the security guard who caught him. a guy in a uniform with a gun did take his money. If a security guard shook somebody down for 'damages' in the US ppl would flip their poo poo, but apparently this is being defended as reasonable because that's how they do it in Rio.
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 23:57 |
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kindermord posted:a guy in a uniform with a gun did take his money. If a security guard shook somebody down for 'damages' in the US ppl would flip their poo poo, but apparently this is being defended as reasonable because that's how they do it in Rio. I watched an episode of Campus PD where some drunk idiot college kid damaged some printed taxi cab fare sign in Cancun or some other Mexican spring break town. The cop told him he'd have to pay for it and asked the taxi drivers how much the cheap looking thing cost. One said $200 without a second of calculating or thought. The police then just told the kid over and over again he'd have to pay it or he'd go to jail. The kid was extremely but had no money and eventually some other American came by and paid for it so the kid didn't have to go to some Mexican jail and stay locked up until they were able to shake down his parents. So it's not just a Rio thing. WhyteRyce fucked around with this message at 00:22 on Aug 19, 2016 |
# ? Aug 19, 2016 00:15 |
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Did he trash the rest room with an Olympic caliber poo poo? I need to know.
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 00:17 |
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I heard that his mom hosed a dolphin and got pregnant and thats why he swims so good but has much less intelligence than a normal man
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 00:33 |
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gohmak posted:So my guess is the security guards shook him down for the property damage so he lied to mommy who handles his finances to wire more hooker, boos and blow money. I think you nailed it I didn't know anything about Lochte until this Olympics, and the first thing I heard about him was he was best bros and roomies with Phelps and I thought "oh, he must be a stupid rear end in a top hat too" and whelp
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 00:51 |
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Filthy Hans posted:I think you nailed it He basically has the body of a greek god while being dumb as a box of bricks.
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 00:59 |
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young dumb and full of chlorine
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 01:12 |
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I'd believe this more if OP wasn't a 2016 professional swimmer re-reg just for the 2016 Olympics!!
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 01:14 |
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Kinda funny how, as the lawyers push to indict, the Rio Olympic committee is now trying to get in front of this mess and request leniency after realizing they're broadcasting to the world that something your mom posts on social media can get you thrown in Brazilian prison.
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 01:21 |
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Nill posted:something your mom posts on social media can get you thrown in Brazilian prison. ah Rio so did this guy beeline to the US embassy or what bc if he didn't he's a dumbass
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 01:22 |
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Moridin920 posted:ah Rio Rio had to satisfy themselves with yanking two other guys off their flight and detaining them, despite not being named in the judge's order, til they confessed to the heinous crime of sitting in a taxi while Lochte pissed on a gas station.
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 01:31 |
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lmao loving brazil
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 01:32 |
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TIL: The tradeoff for being an awesome swimmer is that you also have to be mentally handicapped.
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 01:35 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 05:44 |
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i dont see why an olympic athlete in his physical prime with a gold medal had to pee all over a seedy gas station when he could have stayed in his hotel room and peed in his toilet
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 01:35 |