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The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Chinatown posted:

*KRUSTY IMAGE*

Same

# ¿ Aug 17, 2016 20:23

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 14:03

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Kang Wang posted:

I don't have any ink if thats what you mean.

How are you printing your resumes then?

# ¿ Aug 17, 2016 21:33

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Microwaves Mom posted:

I don't even get callbacks to my followup calls.

I don't even have enough money to buy a gun and end my life now.

I have a gun, friend.

# ¿ Aug 17, 2016 21:54

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Microwaves Mom posted:

I might have to borrow it from you. I'm also considering death by cop at this point, because they're so trigger happy, but I'm white so it might not work.

ALthough I'm fast approaching poverty line so maybe it will?

Use my gun to Rob people. It's win win. Either you get away with it, and get money/find purpose in life, or you don't, and you get killed by cops.

# ¿ Aug 17, 2016 22:09

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Microwaves Mom posted:

There is more honor in being a thief than a guy who writes clickbait articles.

Too right, mate

# ¿ Aug 17, 2016 22:14

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

hth posted:

well, whatever you do dont kill yourself

you have a lot to live for and your little articles are so zany

maybe you can submit them to readers digest while you are back living with your parents to get yourself back on your feet?

again, don't kill yourself -your death would be a loss to a field that needs people in it

I cant get a good read on this...

sarcasm maybe? I cant tell.. :confused:

# ¿ Aug 17, 2016 22:39

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

still... not... sure... :negative:

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 14:03

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Apeshit Sixfingers posted:

You should definitely use that guys gun.

I've got a name, mother fucker

# ¿ Aug 17, 2016 22:52

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