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interwhat posted:You kinda waited till the last minute though, I coulda told you to get some clean piss from somebody, tape it in a travel shampoo container to your leg under your balls or vag for correct temperature and pour the poo poo right in. That sounds like way too much work TBH, I'd rather just smoke weed and do a great job, like I do always.
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8-Bit Scholar posted:Well, I quit cigarettes and alcohol so honestly I feel like I do fewer drugs than ever before If you could've just been happy with the alcohol and cigarettes you wouldn't have these problems.
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a dog from hell posted:If you could've just been happy with the alcohol and cigarettes you wouldn't have these problems. but i've lost weight and I feel happier and healthier than ever
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Bill Barber posted:also random question, why are there two different grindr apps on the app store? Which one is the best one? I'm asking for a friend who just wants to get his dick sucked nqa from a clean cut dude. thanks. one is a CIA fork so they can data mine closet homos here as dignitaries to recruit
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8-Bit Scholar posted:but i've lost weight and I feel happier and healthier than ever That's good. I'm happy for you.
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Aug 18, 2016 00:14
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Poop in the piss cup
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VendaGoat posted:Everyone has taken my answers. Order ten tacos and just put them directly in the toilet. Then get drunk and call the front desk for reverse room service
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I once called room service for an apple then smoked out of it. I only had time for 1 meal that day so I don't mind the company paid $3.25 for it. (My meal meal was some shrimp thing)
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Aug 18, 2016 00:34
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have a really hot bath with a good book and some beer and also hotbox the bathroom
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The Walrus posted:have a really hot bath with a good book and some beer and also hotbox the bathroom I didn't bring my herb with me, I never drive dirty unless I have no other choice.
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Aug 18, 2016 00:39
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op get intoxicated and release all ur inhibitions friend
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print up a goatse and hide it behind one of the paintings on the wall. Years from now when they're renovating/redecorating/tearing down the hotel somebody will pull down that painting and BAM! goatse'd!
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Jesus Christ posted:print up a goatse and hide it behind one of the paintings on the wall. Years from now when they're renovating/redecorating/tearing down the hotel somebody will pull down that painting and BAM! goatse'd! holy gently caress i'm doing this
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Print it at the business center in the lobby
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poo poo the pool
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Nah, poo poo between the boxspring and mattress.
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Pretend your hand is a vagina and gently caress it
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poo poo in the water tank of the coffee maker but put a disguise on it so they don't know it's yours
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Eat the tacos, take a taco poo poo on one of the paintings on the wall, put it outside another room, light it on fire and knock on the door, put on a gold ring, put a coffee maker in your rear end, and then when they answer say , "hey hey" and have a heart attack. I think that covers them all.
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Oh yeah what the duck am I saying ??? Order porno on the TV cause moms not there
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Knock on other hotel room doors. Look like room service with towel over arm. When they answer say "I'm the maitre d. Deez nutz" And lift towel to display said nutz
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hang your worm out for the maid and see if she takes the "bait" if she calls the police don't mention this thred to the detectives
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i want someone to vectorize the sillouhette of the walrus at 0.19 so people can blast into the sky like my bat signal i'd appreciate it
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jack it op i'll be doing the same when I get to my motel in approx. 3hrs
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8-Bit Scholar posted:I didn't bring my herb with me, I never drive dirty unless I have no other choice. Look at this guy "drive dirty" lol It's weed not 5 keys of coke buddy
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treiz01 posted:Look at this guy "drive dirty" lol They want to catch me riding dirty but I'm a taxpaying white male.
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a dog from hell posted:They want to catch me riding dirty but
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Whites are still a big majority in those states.
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a dog from hell posted:They want to catch me riding dirty but I'm a taxpaying white male. hey i'm a pillar of the community!
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Robot Pride posted:hey i'm a pillar of the community! In the eyes of cops that don't patrol shithole precincts you're a god damned saint.
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is there a minibar? if so then lol at this thread if not, take an ambien and pass out
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Dad ate son's pot brownies and called the cops, because he felt strange. The result? "Paramedics put the man to bed after he declined to go to the hospital, and police instructed the couple to call 911 again if things got worse"
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Sp1r0_Agn3W posted:is there a minibar? if so then lol at this thread I'll sleep fine, since this is basically all expenses paid I got a fat loving Italian dinner and now I'm half comatose.
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