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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



gabagool is the liquid phase of semen sometimes in the modern day called pomade and smeared in ur bf's hair

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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



if u ever crack open a bag of microwavable popcorn (rainy day science experiment learn what you're putting in ur body to improve what ur getting out of it) you'll see kernels (individual corn units) encrusted in a sheet of gabagool

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

Last night mama madea nicea lasagna wit some rigo and fresh herbs from my garden and some moootzarelllll but I couldn't have any

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Hey can one of youze guys get my some GABAGOOL ALREADY CAMAHHHHHHN IM HUNRGY HEAH

several friends
Apr 7, 2015

Between this thread and the Shinzo Abe cultural appropriation of Italians I'm left with no choice but to declare you all racists quite frankly

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

I'm only racist toward Mexicans

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

big shags posted:

Between this thread and the Shinzo Abe cultural appropriation of Italians I'm left with no choice but to declare you all racists quite frankly

Shut uppa you face

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

big shags posted:

Between this thread and the Shinzo Abe cultural appropriation of Italians I'm left with no choice but to declare you all racists quite frankly

how you doin' ??? wanna piece of my gabagool

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

MY GOOOOOOOOOL!

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EHFRYVxhd8

if you don't know about gabagool, you better go to gaba-school

Acid Haze
Feb 16, 2009

:parrot:
Gabagu Lakbar!

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
gonna probably grabagool on my way home from work

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



has anyone got some gabagool for me?

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



don't be a gabafool lol

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
guys i just picked up a whole poo poo ton of friggin gabagool :cool:

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

thathonkey posted:

guys i just picked up a whole poo poo ton of friggin gabagool :cool:

wa

wa

we

wa

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Matey posted:

wa

wa

we

wa

:yeah:

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

MY SEXUAL IDENTITY WAS TURNED INTO GABAGOOL BY ITALIANS

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy
I AM OBSESSED WITH MY GABAGOOL

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
im permabanned poster wopstomper58. i first started eating italian food when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of "cured meats" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "gabagool" and "i love the godfather part II" in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of "italian" style of cooking was all about; i think it's the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who "enjoy" italian food to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace.

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy
True, I have to take GABA-gool inhibitors every night for my sopranophrenia

It's a meat without a cure

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Mycroft Holmes posted:

im permabanned poster wopstomper58. i first started eating italian food when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of "cured meats" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "gabagool" and "i love the godfather part II" in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of "italian" style of cooking was all about; i think it's the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who "enjoy" italian food to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace.

now that's a great gabagool

bald gnome error
Feb 9, 2011
gabagool gangbang

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
GABA-

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy
maybe these dogs are here for our gabagool

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Stinky_Pete posted:

maybe these dogs are here for our gabagool

ya hear that thathonkey

save ya friggin gabagools before the dogs overrun ya

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

with all these dogs its more like gaba drool

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
im sorry to report the dogs ate 2 lbs of my 2 lb gabagool stash

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



look at this amateur only having a 2 lbs stash of gabagool

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

my thots and players are with u honkey

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib

vyst posted:

look at this amateur only having a 2 lbs stash of gabagool

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

vyst posted:

look at this amateur only having a 2 lbs stash of gabagool

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
have yall gabagooled much today or nah ??

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
im gobbin now

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

My mom caught me gabagooling. I had been telling her it was cum in my sheets. Now she knows it's mootzarella

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



donkey salami posted:

My mom caught me gabagooling. I had been telling her it was cum in my sheets. Now she knows it's mootzarella

It's so hard to wash mootzarell stains out of muh sheets

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
I'm back from the baker with some shfooyahdell.

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Cannoli is the greatest dessert created by human beings.
:colbert: prove me wrong fucktards.


As an addendum. Baklava is a very close second.

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