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a clown
Oct 13, 2012

by Smythe
This is probably more of a poll than a thread but I would be interested to hear about the perspective of young adult virgins and their experience.Today is supposed to be a more promiscuous age (although actual numbers disagree) but the average male first experience age is going up. So what the gently caress

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i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
No one reads fyad

Ha you play video games. Loser with no gf

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
lol if you didn't lose your v card in high school just lol

a clown
Oct 13, 2012

by Smythe

Moridin920 posted:

lol if you didn't lose your v card in high school just lol

well.. losing it in high school is pretty cool, i guess to a lot of people here. so kudos

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i didnt have sex until I was 21 but then I had sex with some ladies and when I was 24 i met my girlfriend and now I only have sex with her

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
i had sex at 13 good times

clam the FUCK down
Dec 20, 2013

If you leave your house everyday and go to places with people around your age, and you do this for a month or so, you should have at least one sex.
This has been my experience.
Hope this helps.

a clown
Oct 13, 2012

by Smythe

Celluloid Sam posted:

i didnt have sex until I was 21 but then I had sex with some ladies and when I was 24 i met my girlfriend and now I only have sex with her

is she your girl, as in... your wife, I guess (fidelity?) and how old are you

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


a clown posted:

is she your girl, as in... your wife, I guess (fidelity?) and how old are you

yeah i guess we aren't married yet but we're expecting our first baby in 11 days im 28 and she's 24

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

I am a god drat sexual tyrannosaurus

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


ie extinct

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Virgins own and jocks suck.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Smythe posted:

Virgins own and jocks suck.

i think there is some middle ground Smythe

a clown
Oct 13, 2012

by Smythe

Smythe posted:

Virgins own and jocks suck.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i was a nerd but also i was on the football team

i joined to get the ladies (would not recommend it was extremely gay and the cheerleaders were all bitches)

Devila
May 1, 2016
I'm saving my virginity until I'm 21 and then I'm going to sell it.

kazr
Jan 28, 2005


*sucks in sharply through teeth*

Congrats dude, is Lil Sid a boy or a girl?

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


he's gonna be a boy

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i mean I guess it's up to him it's 2016 but yeah it's a dude

a clown
Oct 13, 2012

by Smythe

Celluloid Sam posted:

i mean I guess it's up to him it's 2016 but yeah it's a dude

congrats

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

in high school we found out this kid has a vurgin so we held him down and laid a turd in his butt

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Moridin920 posted:

lol if you didn't lose your v card in high school just lol

middle school, fag

Nirvikalpa
Aug 20, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
i am an adult virgin ):

Han Solomon
Mar 7, 2015

BOUND
AND
GAGGED
i have sex and you nerds dont haha sucked in

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

ButteCysts posted:

i have sex and you nerds dont haha sucked in

Wow I'm super impressed... NOT! Maybe you can find purpose in doing the same thing most creatures have already done many times. I'll be expanding my mind in the meantime

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
I love to get mind reamed

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



nigga crab pollock posted:

middle school, fag

dont sign you're posts :grin:

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

i have a kid so i had sex at least one time

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
You kids today have it easy. Back in my day we were all in a big rush to get rid of our virginity out of fear of being sacrificed.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

i have a kid so i had sex at least one time

I have two. :smuggo:

The Biscuit
Jul 2, 2007
Half of everything is luck.

rekt

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


I'm 3 25 year old virgins

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

Sex is pretty cool but I would nix about half of the girls from my list if I could upon hindsight

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

William Stoner posted:

If you leave your house everyday and go to places with people around your age, and you do this for a month or so, you should have at least one sex.
This has been my experience.
Hope this helps.

Bullshit

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost

gigawhite posted:

Sex is pretty cool but I would nix about half of the girls from my list if I could upon hindsight

Yeh. I'd have to agree with you there. It seems like a good idea at the time. Then you realize you done hosed up. Before you can literally and metaphorically pull out, you realize you're too deep.

The thirst is a powerful thing man.

Edit: Pulling out is for couches.

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Celluloid Sam posted:

yeah i guess we aren't married yet but we're expecting our first baby in 11 days im 28 and she's 24

holy poo poo sid comgrats

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
Does it count as sex if the guy wears a condom?

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

as a proud virgin,

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Docahedron
May 11, 2008

Im a special snowflake
Some people find the awkward clumsy virgin attractive

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