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memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
I'm gay

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Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Docahedron posted:

Some people find the awkward clumsy virgin attractive

My goal is to find one of these people

And hope she has a bunch of money

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
when someone gets banned for goatse it means they tricked a mod

grats op

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
I'm either sterile or the pullout method works.

NVJ
Apr 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Lol if u have human interaction

Partycat
Oct 25, 2004

ur level 32 v card is no match for my blue eyes lonliness dragon

*casts alcoholism*

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

kazr posted:

I am a god drat sexual tyrannosaurus

t-rex was the gayest dinosaur

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Internet porn is making millennial guys impotent. :laffo:

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

CaptainSarcastic posted:

Internet porn is making millennial guys impotent. :laffo:

Porn is better anyway

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8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Yeah yo, virgins, definitely gotta pace yourself with the jacking. Masturbation is best enjoyed in moderation. It affects your sensitivity. Use that vitamin e lotion, rub it on you dick, makes a world of difference.

Good luck, avoid craigslist.

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