If Sanders could run again... but only if you suck his dick. (poll)

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a clown: Oct 13, 2012; by Smythe

would you suck his dick if he could run against a neolib wallstreet shill or a limp dick alt right effigy. preface every answer with Yes or No

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clam the FUCK down: Dec 20, 2013

No. People should be governed by small voluntary communities working within a close proximity to each other and run much like municipalities if at all. Property is theft and liberty. Taxation is slavery.

# ? Aug 18, 2016 05:24

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

id do it just for the story :shrug:

# ? Aug 18, 2016 05:24

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

William Stoner posted:

No. People should be governed by small voluntary communities working within a close proximity to each other and run much like municipalities if at all. Property is theft and liberty. Taxation is slavery.

this fucks you when a national or global scale event happens

like cool but what the eastern seaboard is hit with a super hurricane and 5 million people suddenly need to be relocated what are your little anarcho-communes gonna be able to do then

# ? Aug 18, 2016 05:33

GlobglogGroAbgalab: Jul 25, 2016; It appears that the elephant is highly sensitive to the effects of LSD - a finding which may prove to be valuable in elephant-control work in Africa.

Yes. What was the rest of the question?

E: War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.

GlobglogGroAbgalab fucked around with this message at 05:51 on Aug 18, 2016

# ? Aug 18, 2016 05:48

a clown: Oct 13, 2012; by Smythe

MrCussMustard posted:

Yes. What was the rest of the question?

that was it dude, but youre welcome to elaborate

# ? Aug 18, 2016 05:50

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

Mike Gravel 2.0? Nah

# ? Aug 18, 2016 05:54

Tweezer Reprise: Aug 6, 2013; It hasn't got six strings, but it's a lot of fun.

Yes, is this a checkbox poll

# ? Aug 18, 2016 05:54

a clown: Oct 13, 2012; by Smythe

R3M posted:

Yes, is this a checkbox poll

yeah

# ? Aug 18, 2016 05:54

Friginator: May 13, 2014; by zen death robot

I'd suck his dick, but only if he gave me a reacharound while I was doing it.

# ? Aug 18, 2016 05:55

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

a clown posted:

yeah

# ? Aug 18, 2016 05:55

GlobglogGroAbgalab: Jul 25, 2016; It appears that the elephant is highly sensitive to the effects of LSD - a finding which may prove to be valuable in elephant-control work in Africa.

a clown posted:

that was it dude, but youre welcome to elaborate

I would twirl my tongue. Then I would remember that he URGED me to vote Crooked Hillary. Then I would remember that only a fool would vote third party. Then I would remember the DNC emails. Then I would remember that the only thing I have to fear is fear itself.

# ? Aug 18, 2016 05:55

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

im afraid the answer is no because that bird has already flown

# ? Aug 18, 2016 05:56

GlobglogGroAbgalab: Jul 25, 2016; It appears that the elephant is highly sensitive to the effects of LSD - a finding which may prove to be valuable in elephant-control work in Africa.

Kuato posted:

Mike Gravel 2.0? Nah

Friginator posted:

I'd suck his dick, but only if he gave me a reacharound while I was doing it.

Could he make a delightful toot as he gave the establishment a rusty trombone?

GlobglogGroAbgalab fucked around with this message at 05:59 on Aug 18, 2016

# ? Aug 18, 2016 05:56

a clown: Oct 13, 2012; by Smythe

MrCussMustard posted:

I would twirl my tongue. Then I would remember that he URGED me to vote Crooked Hillary. Then I would remember that only a fool would vote third party. Then I would remember the DNC emails. Then I would remember that the only thing I have to fear is fear itself.

you know you can vote based on what you thing right

# ? Aug 18, 2016 05:56

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
(and can't post for 4 years!)

# ? Aug 18, 2016 05:57

a clown: Oct 13, 2012; by Smythe

# ? Aug 18, 2016 05:57

Tweezer Reprise: Aug 6, 2013; It hasn't got six strings, but it's a lot of fun.

Yes, owns. changingmy answer to "Yes; No"

# ? Aug 18, 2016 05:57

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

on one hand, I like sucking dick, yet on the other, I don't think the political conscience of this country would benefit from watching him lose again

# ? Aug 18, 2016 05:58

Friginator: May 13, 2014; by zen death robot

Wouldn't it be funny if you went to suck his dick and he had like, this really long nasty foreskin that unfurls like a fruit by the foot?

# ? Aug 18, 2016 05:59

Prorat: Aug 3, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

Mariana Horchata posted:

im afraid the answer is no because that bird has already flown

The joy of millions of people when they first saw this was taken away by Hillary.

She's doomed.

# ? Aug 18, 2016 06:00

mom and dad fight a lot: Sep 21, 2006; If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Well Bernie Sanders wasn't really that great of a candidate, so no.

# ? Aug 18, 2016 06:01

GlobglogGroAbgalab: Jul 25, 2016; It appears that the elephant is highly sensitive to the effects of LSD - a finding which may prove to be valuable in elephant-control work in Africa.

a clown posted:

k*

Yeah, which is where the 'fear itself' part comes in. No one votes their conscience because they fear that they are throwing away their vote.

# ? Aug 18, 2016 06:01

a clown: Oct 13, 2012; by Smythe

amazing how few ppl happen to want to suck that dick but dont

# ? Aug 18, 2016 06:02

GlobglogGroAbgalab: Jul 25, 2016; It appears that the elephant is highly sensitive to the effects of LSD - a finding which may prove to be valuable in elephant-control work in Africa.

Friginator posted:

Wouldn't it be funny if you went to suck his dick and he had like, this really long nasty foreskin that unfurls like a fruit by the foot?

Dude, he is a jew.

...ethnically.

# ? Aug 18, 2016 06:02

Friginator: May 13, 2014; by zen death robot

MrCussMustard posted:

Dude, he is a jew.

...ethnically.

Which is why it would be funny.

# ? Aug 18, 2016 06:03

Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

op is just slapping threads together like crazy tonight. i wonder when he'll get plum tuckered out from bangin out all these dang threads

# ? Aug 18, 2016 06:05

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

Hell Yeah posted:

op is just slapping threads together like crazy tonight. i wonder when he'll get plum tuckered out from bangin out all these dang threads

more threads mean more opportunities to post, OP is a job creator

# ? Aug 18, 2016 06:06

a clown: Oct 13, 2012; by Smythe

Nooner posted:

more threads mean more opportunities to post, OP is a job creator

# ? Aug 18, 2016 06:06

GlobglogGroAbgalab: Jul 25, 2016; It appears that the elephant is highly sensitive to the effects of LSD - a finding which may prove to be valuable in elephant-control work in Africa.

Friginator posted:

Which is why it would be funny.

Now that you mention it, I could go for a Fruit by the Foot. Or some Bubbletape. I'd bet he irons his underwear.

He has my vote, so long as his foreskin doesn't look like Big League Chew.

# ? Aug 18, 2016 06:07

Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

MrCussMustard posted:

Bubbletape

it belongs in a museum

# ? Aug 18, 2016 06:09

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

ill suck any dick. ill pull any load - no matter the viral load - willingly and gleefully into my meth blasted mouth.

# ? Aug 18, 2016 06:09

glowstick party tonight: Oct 4, 2003; by zen death robot

Kuato posted:

Mike Gravel 2.0? Nah

Mike Gravel was way cooler than Bernie

# ? Aug 18, 2016 06:10

Tweezer Reprise: Aug 6, 2013; It hasn't got six strings, but it's a lot of fun.

Yes, Raplh Nader doesn't get enough love

# ? Aug 18, 2016 06:11

Friginator: May 13, 2014; by zen death robot

RALPH NADER'S FORESKIN IS INSUFFICIENT.

# ? Aug 18, 2016 06:12

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

R3M posted:

Yes, Raplh Nader doesn't get enough love

Ralph Nader was the first person I ever voted for

# ? Aug 18, 2016 06:12

a dog from hell: Oct 18, 2009; by zen death robot

No. Trump!

# ? Aug 18, 2016 06:13

clam the FUCK down: Dec 20, 2013

Moridin920 posted:

this fucks you when a national or global scale event happens

like cool but what the eastern seaboard is hit with a super hurricane and 5 million people suddenly need to be relocated what are your little anarcho-communes gonna be able to do then

Oh, yeah, forgot about that.

I guess they would die.

# ? Aug 18, 2016 06:14