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ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
Fact: People who smile are happier

Fact: It's hard to laugh without initially smiling

Fact: Smiling makes you more attractive to the opposite sex and also more attractive to the same sex

Fact: There's no reason not to smile

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ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
Don't even need lips to smile, or be human

a cloth map
Oct 29, 2011

No thanks. I'm a Government man.
You remind me of one of those old white guys who tell miserable cashiers or waitresses to smile.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
to wha wha whaaa

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
reading these posts but afraid to post cause you can't smile?

here's a guide for you to fit in and have a pleasant time/attitude!

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

ArtIsResistance posted:

reading these posts but afraid to post cause you can't smile?

here's a guide for you to fit in and have a pleasant time/attitude!



this man has no dick

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I tried to smile more but people told me I looked weird, creepy, scary, murderous, etc.

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax
ill smile when im at your wake bitch

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

she has pretty eyes, which are an important part of any full face smile

Orkin Mang posted:

this man has no dick

and yet he's still smiling and truly radiating positivity, a man to learn from

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

ArtIsResistance posted:

she has pretty eyes, which are an important part of any full face smile


and yet he's still smiling and truly radiating positivity, a man to learn from

i meant u. word is u have no dick.

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

OctoberBlues posted:

I tried to smile more but people told me I looked weird, creepy, scary, murderous, etc.

own it! You can go as Dexter from the show Dexter for Halloween and you'll probably get tons of compliments and slay some mad pussy because if she's into Dex, she's into Dix

Robot Randy posted:

ill smile when im at your wake bitch

gently caress yeah, that's the attitude you need in a wake

Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.
Hair Elf
:q:

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
hello beefeater

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

Orkin Mang posted:

i meant u. word is u have no dick.

it's true I replaced it with another mouth so I can smile twice as much

here's a to scale drawing of me

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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

ArtIsResistance posted:

it's true I replaced it with another mouth so I can smile twice as much

here's a to scale drawing of me

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mother of god

Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.
Hair Elf
Hey Orkin Mang.

goatse.cx haver
Oct 17, 2010

precious metals
im smiling op, but its because i have a secret

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Beefeater posted:

Hey Orkin Mang.

ur av should be eating itself imo. in any case everyone should read st gregory of nyssas meditation on the life of moses. i mean, i havent.

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

goatse.cx haver posted:

im smiling op, but its because i have a secret

owns, other people with secrets will see your secretive smile, remember their secrets, and their own secretive smile will begin to crack sending waves of secretive smiles across the globe

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

ArtIsResistance posted:

owns, other people with secrets will see your secretive smile, remember their secrets, and their own secretive smile will begin to crack sending waves of secretive smiles across the globe

jfc

goatse.cx haver
Oct 17, 2010

precious metals

how did yu guess??

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.
Hair Elf

Orkin Mang posted:

ur av should be eating itself imo. in any case everyone should read st gregory of nyssas meditation on the life of moses. i mean, i havent.

I'll see what I can do. A cow eating a steak would probably work too.

Also, here's another smile: :D

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

facr: smiling is a waste of your, and everyone else's, time


because you're uncharismatic

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
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ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

jon joe posted:

^ ____________________________________________________________ ^

that's what im TALKING about

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



a cloth map posted:

You remind me of one of those old white guys who tell miserable cashiers or waitresses to smile.

You sound exactly like one of my more annoying Facebook friends today. She even made a point of how her disgusting aggressor was white (so is she)

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS
This thread sent me into a spiralling depression.

cnut
May 3, 2016


Now that's a smile you can hang your hat on.

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Post more pics of that Number 1 New Zealand Space Marine Carl Hatworth

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Grill yourself, OP ;)

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
:nsa:

amusinginquiry
Nov 8, 2009

College Slice
smile when its long enough

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
I'll smile w/ u on ur wedding night!!!!

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
i do like my slightly crooked mischevious katie holmesque smile but i swear its not bells palsy

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

Serviette posted:

This thread sent me into a spiralling depression.

poo poo noooooo unspiral UNSPIRAL

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS

ArtIsResistance posted:

poo poo noooooo unspiral UNSPIRAL



I seem to be caught:

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Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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