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My dad bought tickets to go to one of his charity golf tournaments. i don't like golf but my dad wanted me to go and i wanted to meet Bill Murray. i saw the Murray near one of the holes and asked him for an autograph. He told me to go away and called me a moron. that's my Bill Murray story; I hope you liked it. Post you're own!
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man, that guy is always on.
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Aug 19, 2016 02:58
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I was at a get out the vote campaign once and Jason Alexander was at headquarters and I asked him to autograph my wallet which was black and he said that's black on black it won't work.
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Aug 19, 2016 03:00
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and then he said "no one will ever believe you", correct?
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Aug 19, 2016 03:00
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Well there's something you don't see every day
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Aug 19, 2016 03:01
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Jason Lee called me a "loving retard" because I said I didn't like Con Air. It would be a few years before I would realize he was right.
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Aug 19, 2016 03:03
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Ein cooler Typ posted:i don't like golf i like the cut of your jib, op good story
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Aug 19, 2016 03:04
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he was right when he said nobody would believe you
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Aug 19, 2016 03:05
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I did not read the op but he probably deserved it
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Aug 19, 2016 03:05
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Give Pat a Job posted:Jason Lee called me a "loving retard" because I said I didn't like Con Air. It would be a few years before I would realize he was right. even though jason lee was in video days (and this is significant) he is a scientologist so he can shut up with any opinions he may or may not have
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Aug 19, 2016 03:06
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Ole dirty bastard called me an rear end in a top hat for no reason once and now he is dead let that be a lesson to you
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Aug 19, 2016 03:15
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Ein cooler Typ posted:My dad bought tickets to go to one of his charity golf tournaments. i don't like golf but my dad wanted me to go and i wanted to meet Bill Murray. i saw the Murray near one of the holes and asked him for an autograph. He told me to go away and called me a moron. Is this true?
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Aug 19, 2016 03:16
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In what way were you construed as a moron? No pen and paper?
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Aug 19, 2016 03:19
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8-Bit Scholar posted:Is this true? would I lie?
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Aug 19, 2016 03:19
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Ein cooler Typ posted:would I lie? yes.
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Aug 19, 2016 03:20
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Mike Rowe once jokingly asked me if I wanted a threesome with his wife and her lady friend, to which his wife slapped him on the shoulder. 100% true story.
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Aug 19, 2016 03:20
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how do you know it was a joke he is into dirty jobs after all
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Aug 19, 2016 03:23
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Runefaust posted:Mike Rowe once jokingly asked me if I wanted a threesome with his wife and her lady friend, to which his wife slapped him on the shoulder. He wasn't joking. He wanted you to do a dirty job- a dirty dirty job.
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Aug 19, 2016 03:23
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I once saw Modest Mouse in concert. bow down to me poo poo heads
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Aug 19, 2016 03:26
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MurderBot posted:I once saw Modest Mouse in concert.
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Aug 19, 2016 03:27
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I made eye contact with tyler the creator and he looked disappointed
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Aug 19, 2016 03:27
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Aug 19, 2016 03:29
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His wife and her lady friend were pretty good looking for their age - unfortunately I was at work and how the gently caress do I respond to Mike loving "shovel poo poo" Rowe? Also, I've posted about this before, but Suge Knight is a scary motherfucker. Staring him down and telling him he's not allowed to come into your establishment is probably the scariest thing I've had to do at any job so far. Edit: MurderBot posted:I once saw Modest Mouse in concert. I saw them at the Forum recently. For like 15 minutes - I was there to see Brand New. Modest Mouse loving sucks.
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Aug 19, 2016 03:30
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when i was a young childe i saw henry winkler at oasis waterpark in southern california in the wave pool true stry
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Aug 19, 2016 03:40
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When my dad was in the navy he was at the Andrews Air Force base about to play a round on his own, and the starter asked if he minded playing with a politician that was in town the governor of Arkansas at the time Bill Clinton. My dad said Bill was pretty cool but he cheated like crazy. Bill said Hillary was the smartest person he ever met but that she could be a huge bitch. He ended up announcing his candidacy for president not long after. My dad thought it was hilarious that he saw a President go off to pee in the woods.
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Aug 19, 2016 03:42
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captainoblivious posted:My dad said Bill was pretty cool but he cheated like crazy. Bill said Hillary was the smarted person he ever met but that she could be a huge bitch. lol nice try milo
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Aug 19, 2016 03:45
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Back when I used to wait tables we had Bruce Willis come in to eat while they were shooting Live Free or Die Hard a couple blocks down the street. I got all his party's orders wrong because I was so nervous and getting them the check took so long (because I had to keep correcting the tally for all the mistakes) they ended up being late to get back to the shoot and I could hear him at his table wondering loudly "where's that shrimpy dickhead with our check?" and when I brought it to him he looked so mad at me that I whimpered a little. The manager sent me home for the rest of the day afterwards.
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Aug 19, 2016 03:47
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mods please change applewhite's username to "that shrimpy dickhead" thank you
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Aug 19, 2016 03:48
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Runefaust posted:His wife and her lady friend were pretty good looking for their age - unfortunately I was at work and how the gently caress do I respond to Mike loving "shovel poo poo" Rowe? where do you work that you're allowed to ban black people?
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Aug 19, 2016 03:50
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I mean mugged that grey haired guy who won American Idol one time
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Aug 19, 2016 03:51
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Ein cooler Typ posted:where do you work that you're allowed to ban black people? USA
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Aug 19, 2016 03:54
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Bill Murray once took a poo poo on my chest
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Aug 19, 2016 03:56
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Friginator posted:Bill Murray once took a poo poo on my chest nudes or it didn't happen. also if you don't produce i will fite you IRL i'm not joking
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Aug 19, 2016 03:58
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MurderBot posted:nudes or it didn't happen. drat man. Respect. That doesn't sound like an idle threat.
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Aug 19, 2016 04:00
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when i unsheathe my hands from this bag of Cool Ranch Dorito's and off my Razer Naga mouse they must draw blood.
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Aug 19, 2016 04:02
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i was smoking a smoke outside my local bar and bill murray and his friends were eating across the street, afterwards they came over and bill asked me "how is this place?" (pointing at the bar) I said pretty cool and he looked into the window and then at his friends and they walked away
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Aug 19, 2016 04:02
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I recently moved to the town Groundhog Day was filmed in. That is as close to Bill Murray as I will likely ever be.
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Aug 19, 2016 04:04
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Maurice LaMarche, a voice actor for cartoons, called me an rear end in a top hat over facebook.
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Aug 19, 2016 04:04
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Applewhite posted:getting them the check took so long they ended up being late and I could hear him at his table wondering loudly "where's that shrimpy dickhead with our check?" can't stop lolling at this
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i love bill murray but i always get the impression that he plays such a good rear end in a top hat because he is an rear end in a top hat
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