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BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:
if yes goto: what's your favorite sports team?

if answered: ask for three forms of identification

then plead the first, fourth, and fifth amendment

ask if you're free to go

ask if you're being detained, if yes: goto what crime am I suspected of committing?

if no goto: am I free to go?

don't answer any questions without the presence of your lawyer

don't turn over identification without probable cause

keep your mouth shut

*turn the camera on your phone on once initiated and refuse unlawful orders given

know your rights

read the rules

ban all mods! (lol, jk)

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deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

I can't wait for the punchline post :pray:

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:
I got arrested and abused

da-da-dum

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

if heaven exists i hope its a neverending youtube mix of sovereign citizens getting loving owned by the pigs

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:
YouTube won't suggest anything else at this point

heaven is hell

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy

BirryJoru posted:

I got arrested and abused

da-da-dum

This sounds like the logical resolution of these events

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:
can I talk to your supervisor?

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
citizens arrest urself op

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BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:
I'm arrested

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