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Like they just done a line of speed and they're gonna walk really fast. Like they're in the blocks so loving ready to walk fast their first step sends their right leg soaring off their pelvis into the sky.
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This concept made me laugh really hard but now the cold hard reality of a thread about it makes me want to preemptively appologise if you clicked here
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Aug 19, 2016 12:23
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Tragedy strikes the American Walking team
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id like to see a paralypic athlete compete in the real olypics with some kind of mechanical little legs that are disproportionately fast for how tiny they are
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Aug 19, 2016 12:25
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They'd be fucken high ,op
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Aug 19, 2016 12:26
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Kind of you imagine the legs being so small the walking sounds is like "widdle widdle widdle widdle"
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idiotbitch posted:They'd be fucken high ,op
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Aug 19, 2016 12:27
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A girl in my school was a champion walker and she did a presentation about walking it was powerpoint like "Why do walkers twist their hips so far?" - This allows you to take longer steps
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Aug 19, 2016 12:28
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they'd probably be disqualified because there are specific rules on how you're allowed to walk, gotta have one foot on the ground at all time or some poo poo
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Aug 19, 2016 12:30
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John "The Missouri Methhead" Simmons jumps out to an early lead
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Aug 19, 2016 12:32
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Ahundredbux posted:they'd probably be disqualified because there are specific rules on how you're allowed to walk, gotta have one foot on the ground at all time or some poo poo Speed gives you incredible concentration
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Aug 19, 2016 12:33
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a bloke just called "Smasho" chainsmoking past the drink station, hes thirsty to win
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Aug 19, 2016 12:34
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Lots of competitors still holding on to their shopping carts with copper hot water systems inside, you know, that kind that you find in the rooves of old houses, yeah those ones.
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Aug 19, 2016 12:36
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Now this is what im talkin' bout
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Aug 19, 2016 12:46
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somone should slime up their legs so even if their running somhow they are in one ever expanding blob that is always touching the ground
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Aug 19, 2016 12:58
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If you see someone walking faster than you dont sweat it, later down the track you'll see them snoozing under an oak tree while you take the lead
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Aug 19, 2016 12:59
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they should have other forms of human movement in race form (skipping, galloping, walking on ur hands, etc.)
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Aug 19, 2016 13:05
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Did you ever play spider soccer where you're like front side up crawling on the ground
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Aug 19, 2016 13:12
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if i tried to do that now it'd really loving hurt my wrists i think
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Aug 19, 2016 13:13
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oh frig that. that would take some serious uppers to be able to do that for more than 1 minute
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Aug 19, 2016 13:20
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suck my dick you fuckman
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Aug 19, 2016 13:26
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misread op as Olympic wanker, thought my chance at fame had finally come (pun not intended)
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Ratjaculation posted:misread op as Olympic wanker, thought my chance at fame had finally come (pun not intended) We, the viewers. We are the Olympic wankers.
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Ratjaculation posted:misread op as Olympic wanker, thought my chance at fame had finally come (pun not intended) heh heh heh heh heh
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Ratjaculation posted:misread op as Olympic wanker, thought my chance at fame had finally come (pun not intended) this guy gets it
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If you take your eye away from the sportsmanship lots of these people have very fit bodies through rigourous training and excersise
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Ratjaculation posted:misread op as Olympic wanker, thought my chance at fame had finally come (pun not intended) come lmao
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olympic pissing
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Would Olympic wanking be based on how fast you can ejaculate or how long you can edge? Would they be separate categories? Would the event take place in a sealed featureless room or out in a public thoroughfare? I plan to start training immediately as soon as I know all the rules.
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Isaac posted:Did you ever play spider soccer where you're like front side up crawling on the ground This is crab soccer, dunno what kind of hosed up spiders you got
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Aug 19, 2016 13:51
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdXD2Fe6Hx4 I guess I knew this was a sport but forgot about it. This is hilarious. They all look like they have to take a poo poo.
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Aug 19, 2016 13:52
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As payment for me reading this thread I demand that you mail me a joey.
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Will PEDs allow race-walkers to shatter the once unthinkable 7-minute-mile? The race-walking world would be turned upside down.
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Aug 19, 2016 15:26
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the term 'race-walkers' makes it sound they're a group of traveling bigots
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Aug 19, 2016 15:44
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I saw this dumb poo poo earlier today and was reminded that olympic walking was a thing, now you've done it to me again op you poo poo. Also, mens 400m walking hurdles or steeplechase walking
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Aug 19, 2016 15:44
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revmoo posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdXD2Fe6Hx4 So much intensity! GONNA GET MY FUGGIN' WALK ON!
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Aug 19, 2016 15:57
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I don't think 16 days would be enough time for the Olympic wanking events if all of the athletes were on amphetamines.
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Replace the 50k race-walk with the 500k death march
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