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King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012


Gravy Boat 2k

I'm so loving American and nobody can doubt that. I've fought on fields of battle for this great country. I proudly own guns of several different calibers. I own a big house in suburbs and I grill a lot of hotdogs, steaks and burgers. Doubt my patriotism and the last thing you'll see is the stars and stripes smothering the life from you.

But today... Today, Im having a nice cup of tea (PG Tips) at breakfast instead of coffee.

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CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T

Grimey Drawer

King of Bees posted:

But today... Today, Im having a nice cup of tea (PG Tips) at breakfast instead of coffee.

look at mr fancy pants here

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

I'm STILL stuffing freedom fries down my gullet while wearing a tee shirt that has a terrorist hunting license on it. Frenchies can kiss my beautiful white American rear end!

God bless

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

I'm so loving American I bleed red white and blue.
My doctor tells me it's a serious problem but he would say that because he's a commie fruitcake.

cnut
May 3, 2016



How big is your truck?

Abrahamsen
Jul 1, 2009


My grunts have the southern drall, boys.

sofokles
Feb 7, 2004

Fuck this

Americans smell funny

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

Look at those little otters, lil cuties


I am not an American and i am glad of it

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

sofokles posted:

Americans smell funny

Like, "haha" funny?

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Abrahamsen posted:

My grunts have the southern drall, boys.

Chevy or Ford?

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012


Gravy Boat 2k

cnut posted:

How big is your truck?

My truck balls are bigger than your Prius, commie

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

My truck not only has balls, but a big penis that drags on the road.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012


Gravy Boat 2k

Applewhite posted:

My truck not only has balls, but a big penis that drags on the road.

Lol

Quote-Unquote
Oct 21, 2002



Is it true that the average American owns more guns than there are Americans?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

Look at those little otters, lil cuties


King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012


Gravy Boat 2k

Quote-Unquote posted:

Is it true that the average American owns more guns than there are Americans?

Yes

sofokles
Feb 7, 2004

Fuck this

Applewhite posted:

Like, "haha" funny?

More like hahahahoohahoha

Quote-Unquote
Oct 21, 2002




Wow that is a lot of guns!! Please be careful!

cnut
May 3, 2016



King of Bees posted:

My truck balls are bigger than your Prius, commie

I don't have a vehicle of any type and I love truck nutz!

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012


Gravy Boat 2k

Quote-Unquote posted:

Wow that is a lot of guns!! Please be careful!

Are you some kind of gun control froot loop?

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012


Gravy Boat 2k

cnut posted:

I don't have a vehicle of any type and I love truck nutz!

I like your attitude. Get a truck asap!

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.


my idea of a salad is pasta and mayonnaise

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Quote-Unquote posted:

Wow that is a lot of guns!! Please be careful!

Look at dis here Lefty LIBERAL nutJOB!

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012


Gravy Boat 2k

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

my idea of a salad is pasta and mayonnaise

Mine too

generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless


i saw the most american man in the america in an east coast american suburban parking lot on my visit to the country of america

- balding, obese white male in his late 50s
- military industrial complex promotional cap don't remember whether it was the marines or the iar force or a generic bless are tropes hat
- oversized (even for someone as fat as him) stars and stripes w/ bald eagle t-shirt
- cargo shorts
- flipflops with white tennis socks
- a huge rear end off-road suv you probably don't need in the suburbs unless you work in a mountain shack
- inability to walk a couple of meters without catching his breath

e: oh he also had a pedo mustache and flip-up sun glasses almost forgot

goatse.cx haver
Oct 17, 2010

precious metals


how much do u weigh op?

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.


soccer ain't a sport like golf or nascar

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012


Gravy Boat 2k

generative grammer posted:

i saw the most american man in the america in an east coast american suburban parking lot on my visit to the country of america

- balding, obese white male in his late 50s
- military industrial complex promotional cap don't remember whether it was the marines or the iar force or a generic bless are tropes hat
- oversized (even for someone as fat as him) stars and stripes w/ bald eagle t-shirt
- cargo shorts
- flipflops with white tennis socks
- a huge rear end off-road suv you probably don't need in the suburbs unless you work in a mountain shack
- inability to walk a couple of meters without catching his breath

On a scale of commie to freedom how inspired were you?

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012


Gravy Boat 2k

goatse.cx haver posted:

how much do u weigh op?

It depends on the amount of bald eagles on my shoulders

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004



Fan of Britches

AMERICA

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012


Gravy Boat 2k

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

soccer ain't a sport like golf or nascar

People in other countries don't even know what real football is.

Quote-Unquote
Oct 21, 2002



King of Bees posted:

Are you some kind of gun control froot loop?

No those two sentences were unrelated; I was saying "wow that is a lot of guns" because 300,000,000 is quite a big number and I was saying "please be careful" because you're drinking tea and it could scald you if you spilled it!

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012


Gravy Boat 2k

Quote-Unquote posted:

No those two sentences were unrelated; I was saying "wow that is a lot of guns" because 300,000,000 is quite a big number and I was saying "please be careful" because you're drinking tea and it could scald you if you spilled it!

Oh okay. Thanks!

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.


Quote-Unquote posted:

No those two sentences were unrelated; I was saying "wow that is a lot of guns" because 300,000,000 is quite a big number and I was saying "please be careful" because you're drinking tea and it could scald you if you spilled it!

watch yourself boy

Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm, You smell like Lysol Wipes.


Applewhite posted:

My truck not only has balls, but a big penis that drags on the road.

See what happens when you try to ghost ride the whip?

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012



Clapping Larry

You claim you are "As American as gently caress" but gently caress is a germanic word, so what you're trying to say is you're not American at all but you are, in fact, a German?

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004



Fan of Britches

Kitchner posted:

You claim you are "As American as gently caress" but gently caress is a germanic word, so what you're trying to say is you're not American at all but you are, in fact, a German?

No Brits allowed, gently caress off Kitchner

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!


Lipstick Apathy

I wear truck nutz on my belt, in the backside.

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 9 days!


going to wawa for my daily greasy sandwich that pretends to be a viable breakfast food

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generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless


King of Bees posted:

On a scale of commie to freedom how inspired were you?

my jaw doubled in size and my hair turned into a buzzcut

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