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Whats up everyone it's Friday! I'm just here to talk to you guys about safety during your weekend off to ensure that we all make it back to the SA forums on Monday safely. I was in the army and i'm a war hero (you can all thank me in this thread it's NP btw) and these happen a lot so I figure you guys should take part. 1: Don't go anywhere/do anything without a buddy. This will help when you sneak that prostitute into your bedroom at your parents place. Having someone post outside your door and being a sentry for when your parents get up in the middle of the night *which they always do LOL old people* they can alert you. 2: If you're going to drink, have a designated driver. Unless you are pretty confident you can get away with it. 3: Make sure you have survival tools in your car to include but not limited to: Gameboy advanced, Vape kit and extra juices, spare Fedora. 4: have a good weekend! HOOAH! Thanks for taking the time to listen! Also remember we have an election coming up and Trump needs your vote!
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Make sure you chew your food properly, folks. Don't want a repeat of what happened last weekend
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Aug 19, 2016 23:04
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gently caress the police
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Aug 19, 2016 23:05
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After what happened to Jimmy, Preston, Linus, Abigail, Omar, Zach, Trevor, David, Lindsey, and Sam last weekend I'm going to have to ask everyone to only dive into the deep end of the pool, thanks
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Aug 19, 2016 23:07
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jeff smisek posted:gently caress the police Hello, I am the police. 
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Aug 19, 2016 23:07
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When I walk around the city by myself I do it with my head held high and a scowl on my face, that way the would be muggers know I mean business.
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Aug 19, 2016 23:08
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No, that was an order...so... gently caress...YOURSELF HEY-OOOOOOOOOOO
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Aug 19, 2016 23:08
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Hi goat 
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Aug 19, 2016 23:09
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I know I shouldn't have to say this but after last weekend remember to only point the nailgun towards whatever you're planning on nailing
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Aug 19, 2016 23:10
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HOO-AH? what dis HOO AH is this an instruction?
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Aug 19, 2016 23:10
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gigawhite posted:I know I shouldn't have to say this but after last weekend remember to only point the nailgun towards whatever you're planning on nailing Nail me pls
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Aug 19, 2016 23:11
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Remember to fill any holes you dig once your done with them for the day. Had a lot of problems with that last weekend
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Aug 19, 2016 23:12
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gigawhite posted:Remember to fill any holes you dig once your done with them for the day. Had a lot of problems with that last weekend I have 3 large holes and some smaller ones
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Aug 19, 2016 23:13
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psychokitty posted:I have 3 large holes and some smaller ones You need to get that checked out
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Aug 19, 2016 23:14
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Last weekend somebody thought it would be funny to heat the doorknobs with curling irons and it led to some dangerous situations. I hope we can do better this weekend
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Aug 19, 2016 23:15
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jeff smisek posted:No, that was an order...so... gently caress...YOURSELF HEY-OOOOOOOOOOO Civilian you made a sworn statement to gently caress the police.  So let's get to it. jeff smisek posted:Hi goat Hellooooo. Howdy Flounder.
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Aug 19, 2016 23:15
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on friday related note remember that Seinfeld marathon is going on till 6 P.M *mountain time* at the moment.
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Aug 19, 2016 23:17
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My not having buddies means no one to guard the door. But also, my not having money means I can't afford prostitutes either so this problem solved itself.
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Aug 19, 2016 23:39
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Lesson learned from last weekend, it's hard to get the bucket off of your head once it's on there, so let's just avoid it altogether
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Aug 19, 2016 23:40
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And don't forget that shopping carts are very hard to control from inside
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I'm going to stay in this Friday. I have all I need, right here in my own home. loving watch the gently caress out on Saturday though!
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