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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

You have a shitload of guns

You come across a room with windows, it's locked, but inside you can see an item you want

Videogame solution : Instead of breaking the windows, you pull out your magic "Mimic matter" gun in order to turn yourself into a coffee cup, then rolling through a small opening in the window and getting the item inside

Fuxking stupid videogames

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-xJQPLYOuQ

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

What happened to the real Prey 2, the kick rear end space bounty hunter one?? This is just a BioShock ripoff :(

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


prey was really good and let me pretend to be a native American and that's neat

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
turning into a coffee cup is my fetish

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Celluloid Sam posted:

prey was really good and let me pretend to be a native American and that's neat
They made him into a chinese boy in this one I think, to appeal to the chinese market

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Concerned Citizen posted:

turning into a coffee cup is my fetish

Well gently caress you buddy, now you've made my thread look dumb!!! :(

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

I legit enjoyed prey 1, including the dumb "Whoo Hooa! I'm getting kidnapped by aliens!!!" Intro with the rock music

I actually finished that game, 'twas good

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

a hole-y ghost posted:

They made him into a chinese boy in this one I think, to appeal to the chinese market

I was hoping for Eskimo.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Gamer With Dignity posted:

I was hoping for Eskimo.

can we not have this kind of vitriolic hate speech in gbs please they are inuit

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider
Hey guys we're making a sequel to Prey WOOPS looks like we made a sequel to Bioshock instead oh well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Deece prop hunt rip off there.

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


nice shilling todd howard

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Don Tacorleone posted:

I legit enjoyed prey 1, including the dumb "Whoo Hooa! I'm getting kidnapped by aliens!!!" Intro with the rock music

I actually finished that game, 'twas good

thats because prey's gimmick was manipulating the player's sense of space with crazy rear end size-bending portals and wild non euclidean level design. also its a good game.

this games entire gimmick is stolen from prop hunt, a ten year old garrys mod gamemode, and shoehorning it into yet another boring low rent bioshock knockoff

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion


new bioshock game looks pretty good

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


I am already $15,000 over my videogame budget bc I bought some Star Citizen jpgs.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

I clicked thumbs down on the video, just so devs realize they've been working on a dumb thing for years

Thinking turning into coffee cups was good, sheeesh

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

jazzyhattrick posted:

Deece prop hunt rip off there.

when i heard the pitch i was like 'huh this is cool kinda like prop hunt' i didn't expect it to be an exact ripoff of prop hunt

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

a hole-y ghost posted:

What happened to the real Prey 2, the kick rear end space bounty hunter one?? This is just a BioShock ripoff :(


Celluloid Sam posted:

prey was really good and let me pretend to be a native American and that's neat

it was a pretty good game

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

nigga crab pollock posted:

thats because prey's gimmick was manipulating the player's sense of space with crazy rear end size-bending portals and wild non euclidean level design. also its a good game.

this games entire gimmick is stolen from prop hunt, a ten year old garrys mod gamemode, and shoehorning it into yet another boring low rent bioshock knockoff

The fact that you couldn't really die kind of prevented it from being a classic game but it was solid and fun, positive memories in general

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Away all Goats posted:

new bioshock game looks pretty good

i was going to say this looks like a circa mid-life xbox 360 game

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

it was a pretty good game

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
videogames are for children

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



when did they remake shadowman

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Enfield posted:

videogames are for children

what do real men do enfield?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

like you never smacked a vigina with a wrench before

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
video games are dumb poo poo for babies hth

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

jackyl posted:

video games are dumb poo poo for babies hth

video games are fun

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
you know that there has to be limitations to something like this so they player doesn't completely gently caress up the game, so it's either going to be at designated points or the game's overall level design will be very clearly bound by your abilities

and how much gameplay do u really get out of being able to turn into a danish. you can sneak into small areas? maybe some physics puzzles? there aren't people to fool, just monsters.

its just going to try to ape bioshock poorly except theres gonna be a handful of rooms you have to use your superpowers to get extra ammo in. maybe a collectible. it will be goty 2016 on at least someone's website.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
There is a video game where you suplex a train and some insane dude poisons the water and laughs and then gets stomped in the end. It was ok.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

nigga crab pollock posted:

you know that there has to be limitations to something like this so they player doesn't completely gently caress up the game, so it's either going to be at designated points or the game's overall level design will be very clearly bound by your abilities

and how much gameplay do u really get out of being able to turn into a danish. you can sneak into small areas? maybe some physics puzzles? there aren't people to fool, just monsters.

its just going to try to ape bioshock poorly except theres gonna be a handful of rooms you have to use your superpowers to get extra ammo in. maybe a collectible. it will be goty 2016 on at least someone's website.

I loving hate you

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

nigga crab pollock posted:

and how much gameplay do u really get out of being able to turn into a danish. you can sneak into small areas? maybe some physics puzzles? there aren't people to fool, just monsters.
You get to experience the excruciating pain and awesome sexual ecstasy of a pastry getting eaten by someone.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

video games are fun

I disagree with u


Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I loving hate you

I agree with u

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I loving hate you

hate the game not the player :smugdog:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Hey why don't ya make like a banana, and split. :smug:

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Wow interesting!!!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

jackyl posted:

I disagree with u


I agree with u

video games are fun Jackyl

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

like you never smacked a vigina with a wrench before

im pretty sure that is a butt hole, the difference is subtle but important

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
I hope you aren't implying this is a bad thing :)

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

video games are fun Jackyl

maybe but some idiot fucker wrote three paragraphs about something and gently caress him

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Flesh Forge posted:

im pretty sure that is a butt hole, the difference is subtle but important

ha ha. yeah ok. Never seen a vagina before, have you?

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