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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Imma make some egg and bacon sammys for me and the ol' slam piece and then drink vodka and watchthe olympics and cheer real loud for AMERICA, what are you goons doing????


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Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

plotting your death, OP

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Bert Roberge posted:

plotting your death, OP

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i gotta go to work

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Celluloid Sam posted:

i gotta go to work

have fun at the factory for idiot dumbass fuckers

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
im going to go buy some steaks and limon pepinos

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Enfield posted:

im going to go buy some steaks and limon pepinos

:hellyeah: now thats some saturday morning poo poo

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Celluloid Sam posted:

i gotta go to work

if you love what you do you never work a day in your life -- thats why im applying for a job at teh dick suckin factory

Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.
Hair Elf
I'm hungover. Gonna drink some tea and then go find some greasy food.

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.

Celluloid Sam posted:

i gotta go to work

same :smith:

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Nooner posted:

if you love what you do you never work a day in your life -- thats why im applying for a job at teh dick suckin factory

ill put in a good word for you

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
i'm trying to scarf down a huge salad in preparation for my double shift at the salt mines (Jimmy John's) today.
I don't get a saturday

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
im still bombed on edibles from last night and sitting on my rear end watching jack the bear while eatin breakfast

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I just drank a big ole cup of :siren:vodka:siren: egg and bacon sammys will get made at some point in the mean time imma tell some people to suck my dick online :twisted:

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
I would actually like to be ripped to the tits at work today but I like this job and am gunning for management

the GM is one of my closest friends and as long as I'm not a screw up I'm basically a shoo-in for GM of my own store in as little as 6 months

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer

Nooner posted:

I just drank a big ole cup of :siren:vodka:siren: egg and bacon sammys will get made at some point in the mean time imma tell some people to suck my dick online :twisted:

Nooner I like you when can you make it to Chicago so we can chill and maybe play some videogames at this rad bar that has the Simpsons cabinet

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
I'm putting down a German ⚡⚡eltzer and having a bagel with lox and I'm consumed with the irony of doing this.

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
I'm wheezing in bed just tryibg to loving live


gently caress

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


drat horror queefs posted:

I'm wheezing in bed just tryibg to loving live


gently caress

good luck have fun

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
I am really hung over. Drink water, headache pills, try and live

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

drat horror queefs posted:

I'm wheezing in bed just tryibg to loving live


gently caress

stay safe horror queefs

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Ben Smash posted:

Nooner I like you when can you make it to Chicago so we can chill and maybe play some videogames at this rad bar that has the Simpsons cabinet

Ben, if you ever make it out to LA I am in walking distance to http://www.theoneup.com/ Simpson is hard but I can bring the noise on some bubble bobble

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer

Nooner posted:

Ben, if you ever make it out to LA I am in walking distance to http://www.theoneup.com/ Simpson is hard but I can bring the noise on some bubble bobble

Hell yeah!

I like to go here: http://loganarcade.com/

They have this rad indie game called Killer Queen http://killerqueenarcade.com/

Turdo
Jun 15, 2012

Gonna go for a bicycle ride around a lake if it stops raining, maybe even if it doesn't. Gotta look at those ducks.

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Are drugs an Ok choice for a Saturday morning ???

pr0spector88
Aug 18, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
y cant we just send kids to school to do drugs and let them relax on the weekend

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Decebal posted:

Are drugs an Ok choice for a Saturday morning ???

hell yea, and every morning for that matter

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

pr0spector88 posted:

y cant we just send kids to school to do drugs and let them relax on the weekend

It's already being done . It's called ADHD medication

canpakes
Jul 26, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
I just woke ip

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


im on the first bus to work and then I take another bus from the University and then I'll be at work but I think I will only have to make 2 batches of dough today I hope anyways haha I wanna play metro

pr0spector88
Aug 18, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Decebal posted:

It's already being done . It's called ADHD medication

that stuff is fun but ordering mdma online is dangerous and should be provided in a safe space for kids as well as other mind expanding drugs

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
I slept only 4 hours. I woke up dizzy and my throat hurt.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
It's no longer morning for me

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

drat it's past noon already thanks for letting me know, time to start drinking

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Blue Train posted:

drat it's past noon already thanks for letting me know, time to start drinking

I'm still in bed

Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.
Hair Elf
I drank a bunch of tea and took a Tylenol for my headache. Time to go get burgers and have an afternoon nap.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
I'm at the mall with a hot babe :grin:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Captain Yossarian posted:

I'm at the mall with a hot babe :grin:

Pig in the city, haha

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Captain Yossarian posted:

I'm at the mall with a hot babe :grin:

Gonna awkwardly wait in a bunch of lady stores, looking at your phone, while she shops/tries things ?

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Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Pig in the city, haha

Hector!! :argh:

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