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I don't know anything about it but i'll do my best to answer your questions. ask me anything about being a "private dick"
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Aug 21, 2016 13:21
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Anderron Shi posted:Is it fun fighting crime is good fun and you get to drink a lot. the hangovers are awful
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Aug 21, 2016 13:22
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What color is your fedora
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Aug 21, 2016 13:22
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do gumshoes still wear full suits or can you wear like sweatpants
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Aug 21, 2016 13:22
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What's the best car for a private dick
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Aug 21, 2016 13:23
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Blue Train posted:What color is your fedora camel A ILL BREAKFAST posted:do gumshoes still wear full suits or can you wear like sweatpants depends where you're undercover but in the office it's suits. i hear that if you're infiltrating run dmc you have to wear a tracksuit Anderron Shi posted:What's the best car for a private dick a cop car
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Aug 21, 2016 13:24
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ask your mom about me being a private dick
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Aug 21, 2016 13:30
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What is your name?
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Aug 21, 2016 13:31
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:What is your name? DI Johnny "Law" Babylon
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Aug 21, 2016 13:33
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thathonkey posted:ask your mom about me being a private dick i did she said you failed to solve the case of the location of the clitoris
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Aug 21, 2016 13:34
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How often do you shoot people?
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Aug 21, 2016 13:55
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Can you get away with cold cocking a dame that plays you for a patsy in 2016?
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Aug 21, 2016 13:57
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Could you find out who killed my husband?
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:i did she said you failed to solve the case of the location of the clitoris cause it is immured by many rolls of fat
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Aug 21, 2016 14:06
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Do you want to be my boyfriend
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Aug 21, 2016 14:08
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Do you get to smoke weed?
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Aug 21, 2016 14:10
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Mega64 posted:How often do you shoot people? as a loose cannon i don't play by the rules and that includes the force continuum and basic fire safety procedures. i shoot people all the time, often on accident Frankenstyle posted:Can you get away with cold cocking a dame that plays you for a patsy in 2016? not with the sjw feel-good brigade on tumblr! you end up in one of those image macros Joust posted:Could you find out who killed my husband? ill get right on it Zzulu posted:Do you want to be my boyfriend sorry but im already married to a dame with gams up to here. that's right, sweet lady justice Lincoln`s Wax posted:Do you get to smoke weed? the trick you have to pull here is when you arrest a perp you tell them you're busting them for as little drugs as you can get away with, then you keep the rest for personal use or selling. what are they going to do, tell the judge they were carrying a pound of weed when you bust them for an ounce?
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thathonkey posted:cause it is immured by many rolls of fat if you dont like fat ladies then i dont know why you're hovering around my mom all the time
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Aug 21, 2016 14:32
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I thought cop style detective and private detective were different
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who is the yellow king
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Aug 21, 2016 14:36
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How is the investigation against me going?
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Aug 21, 2016 14:38
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Is it true that medical professionals had to extract a severed monkeys paw from your rectum at the conclusion of the Rockin' Moroccan case last year?
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Aug 21, 2016 14:40
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Is using overly complicated metaphores a natural skill you have to possess or is there some sort of book you have to read as part of your PI training?
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:if you dont like fat ladies then i dont know why you're hovering around my mom all the time It's because they are into fat men.
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Volume posted:I thought cop style detective and private detective were different shows what you know amusinginquiry posted:who is the yellow king errol childress DrowningInDreams posted:How is the investigation against me going? good Luvcow posted:Is it true that medical professionals had to extract a severed monkeys paw from your rectum at the conclusion of the Rockin' Moroccan case last year? no i just had to make a few wishes on it, it was easy to get it out once the fingers had all curled up Jukeboxblues posted:Is using overly complicated metaphores a natural skill you have to possess or is there some sort of book you have to read as part of your PI training? that's a hateful stereotype
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Aug 21, 2016 14:51
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I'll be your funny black sidekick if you need one OP
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:the trick you have to pull here is when you arrest a perp you tell them you're busting them for as little drugs as you can get away with, then you keep the rest for personal use or selling. what are they going to do, tell the judge they were carrying a pound of weed when you bust them for an ounce? That's a good setup but I don't like paperwork.
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big shags posted:I'll be your funny black sidekick if you need one OP only if you keep messing with the car radio even if i tell you not to. later we'll realise that although we grew up on the opposite side of the tracks we both share a love for two things : law and order later on i'll get promoted ahead of you for no immediately obvious reason
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Aug 21, 2016 15:21
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Lincoln`s Wax posted:That's a good setup but I don't like paperwork. get your black sidekick to do it
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Cucky pizzone
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Which female ghostbuster will headline True Detective season 3?
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What happens when I turn to page 53?
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Junkfist posted:Which female ghostbuster will headline True Detective season 3? fingers crossed for dan akroyd Gridlocked posted:What happens when I turn to page 53? if you're lucky you get two wands, not just one
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Who portrays pi's best? Hammett or chandler
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Forward Toward posted:Who portrays pi's best? Hammett or chandler the first guy you said
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How many man's dongs have you touched while on a case? What's the max number for a single case? Do you touch dongs while not on a case?
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Hi, I'm Kirk Hammett undercover pi. 
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what is your preferred drug to use when slipping someone a mickey
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