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scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same

Gaunab posted:

The more you share about this night, the more pathetic it seems

i'm man and dumb enough to talk about my sexual failures as well as my conquests.

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Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

I support more big titty witches and less of the OP being a big dumb gay babby in this thread.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
thank you for letting me know op

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Your Dunkle Sans posted:

I support more big titty witches and less of the OP being a big dumb gay babby in this thread.

:same:

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
thank you all the same for stopping by

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
I agree with op, I don't even take my dick out unless there's an absolute minimum of two women involved. I mean why even bother for one.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

CharlestonJew posted:

Should have brought a bigger forklift if you wanted to take her home op

nice

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I got a pic of the big titted witch from the party

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

theres like a 1 in 3 chance that chick looked like chris farley

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

Stop polluting my mental image of big titty witches with this talk of chris farley

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Moon Atari posted:

Stop polluting my mental image of big titty witches with this talk of chris farley



lol at the stupid loving names gen Xers gave their kids now showing up in porn

is there an Aiden in porn yet

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



i used to know a goth girl named Kaos who would wear jeans w/the rear end torn out and a thong so you could see her butt all the time. she was dumb as hell

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Frog Act posted:

i used to know a goth girl named Kaos who would wear jeans w/the rear end torn out and a thong so you could see her butt all the time. she was dumb as hell

I bet she could go madhouse on a knob though

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug
Her tits weren't actually anything special. Goths just love corsets, squeezing their spare lard into optical illusions

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

scott zoloft posted:

i asked my other friend if i could take her home for a threesome and she said "gently caress no, you're drunk" and it's like well why bother after that.

This is where you went wrong. You're supposed to find another guy to double team fat chicks with

Silhouette
Nov 16, 2002

SONIC BOOM!!!

nomadologique posted:

b b but

it's not even halloween!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXtX9u7_6F8

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
*displays big heavy belt buckle* one of you big vixens of the night are gonna get it

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
I feel like whenever anyone mentions boobsize as the first thing about a woman they hosed it's because she's p fat and that's the only thing she had going for her.

bikesonyx
Oct 9, 2014
I love the title of this thread, its a shame we don't know each other OP this is my kind of bullshit.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

ArbitraryC posted:

I feel like whenever anyone mentions boobsize as the first thing about a woman they hosed it's because she's p fat and that's the only thing she had going for her.

My man AC dropping the harsh truths.

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

ArbitraryC posted:

I feel like whenever anyone mentions boobsize as the first thing about a woman they hosed it's because she's p fat and that's the only thing she had going for her.

i like big breastes

Wooded Zacynthus
Mar 15, 2015

and boy are my arms tired

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

TOOT BOOT posted:

i like big breastes

same

the ol pump-n-bump
Jul 27, 2004

by Smythe
sorry a goth chick turned you down

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
ppl shame me for postin a lot about spells/ghostly gasses/paranatural happenings but I bet now my fixation makes a lil bit more sense huh??



copyright mexicanlust.com

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

for the last time doxxing my mom is crossing the line

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Mr Trump, tear down this wall!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

:stare:

Machine Cult
Dec 23, 2005

A TEXT IS HERE

A CISHET SHITLORD posted:

Her tits weren't actually anything special. Goths just love corsets, squeezing their spare lard into optical illusions

This is true. On the other hand I saw a lot of hot goth girls last night and the night before and gonna do it again tonight.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Gatekeeper posted:

ppl shame me for postin a lot about spells/ghostly gasses/paranatural happenings but I bet now my fixation makes a lil bit more sense huh??



copyright mexicanlust.com

spooky

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I mean....




this is a yes or no test.

Sweet bippie's ghost.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Them titties is a 16:9 aspect ratio :captainpop:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
UNF!

UUUUUNF!!!!

:gizz: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
PYF big goth boobies.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Chomp8645 posted:

PYF big goth boobies.

yeah alright

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

TOOT BOOT posted:

i like big breastes

Don't get me wrong they're great I'm just saying if they're the only thing brought up in lieu of other information it seems kind of obvious where the size came from. If you're gonna brag about their physical qualities and there were anything else to say other than her cup size it'd probably come out.

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
Why did you not take her home?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Yes

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

ArbitraryC posted:

Don't get me wrong they're great I'm just saying if they're the only thing brought up in lieu of other information it seems kind of obvious where the size came from. If you're gonna brag about their physical qualities and there were anything else to say other than her cup size it'd probably come out.

big tits are like the one thing fat girls go going for them don't disparage them

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