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As much as I adore y'all I think it's better to avoid getting even more poo poo all over the place. When the time comes just let the professionals handle it. Feel free to have a wake here tho.
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Aug 21, 2016 17:59
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Thanx
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Aug 21, 2016 18:01
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we'll get two XXXL size caskets and weld them together so we can fit you in no problem
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Aug 21, 2016 18:01
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I used to think if I died in an evil place, then my soul wouldn't be able to make it to Heaven. But now? gently caress! I mean, I don't care where it goes, as long as it ain't here
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Aug 21, 2016 18:02
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livestream the burial and post a link to it on that reddit
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Aug 21, 2016 18:02
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how about at wounded knee
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Otacon posted:we'll get two XXXL size caskets and weld them together so we can fit you in no problem
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Aug 21, 2016 18:03
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Otacon posted:we'll get two XXXL size caskets and weld them together so we can fit you in no problem Actually I plan to be cremated. Maybe the ash from my cremation will trigger a gloval cooling period.
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Aug 21, 2016 18:05
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Nah you're gettin buried here, on the internet, when you die motherfucker, and that's all there is to it. 
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Aug 21, 2016 18:06
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Don't fall off snake way, OP.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Nah you're gettin buried here, on the internet, when you die motherfucker, and that's all there is to it. No!
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Aug 21, 2016 18:07
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Germstore posted:Don't fall off snake way, OP. I wouldof used "serpent road take me home to the place I belong" as the  option but I already used it recently.
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Nathilus posted:Actually I plan to be cremated. Maybe the ash from my cremation will trigger a gloval cooling period. Don't give up on the burial idea just yet, friend. There are options for a man of your considerable girth. 
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Aug 21, 2016 18:09
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dump me in the trash
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Aug 21, 2016 18:10
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bury my rear end in a rear end
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Aug 21, 2016 18:11
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Kuato posted:Don't give up on the burial idea just yet, friend. There are options for a man of your considerable girth. What's the point of a fancy casket that's just going to rot away ?? Make a mausoleum or (if poor and without class) use a plain box 
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Aug 21, 2016 18:32
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When I die it'll be because somebody in GBS told me to kill myself, because I really take self-identified dipshit internet posts seriously.
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Aug 21, 2016 18:34
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Decebal posted:What's the point of a fancy casket that's just going to rot away ?? There is a cool mausoleum in my local cemetery for the Bianchi family, whoever they are. This is the statue above the entrance. 
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Aug 21, 2016 18:36
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Theophany posted:When I die it'll be because somebody in GBS told me to kill myself, because I really take self-identified dipshit internet posts seriously. Live yourself.
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Aug 21, 2016 18:36
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Victorians knew how to build a cemetery, by God !
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Aug 21, 2016 18:37
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evelyn87 posted:Live yourself. 
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Aug 21, 2016 18:39
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Nathilus posted:No! well frankly you aren't going to have much of an opinion then, and this could be decades or minutes from now and your disposition might have changed so.. I just think it's best if you are buried on the Internet. Like maybe have your body stored on a server where people can poke it and stuff. Then if you don't like it you can just be printed and torched. 
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Any funerary plans are moot, friends. Seņor Lowtax explained that there is a clause in the terms of service for SA wherein we will all be buried with him upon his death. Some of us will have our remains relocated, others will be suffocated in an SA tomb.
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Aug 21, 2016 18:40
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I'll bury you in my refrigerator and freezer 
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Aug 21, 2016 18:43
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Kuato posted:Any funerary plans are moot, friends. Seņor Lowtax explained that there is a clause in the terms of service for SA wherein we will all be buried with him upon his death. Some of us will have our remains relocated, others will be suffocated in an SA tomb. Cool I knew this was gonna work out for the best. 
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Aug 21, 2016 18:43
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Theophany posted:When I die it'll be because somebody in GBS told me to kill myself, because I really take self-identified dipshit internet posts seriously. Please check your not killing yourself because someone asked privileged. Don't want those bodies to pile up.
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Germstore posted:Please check your not killing yourself because someone asked privileged. Don't want those bodies to pile up. What if I already killed myself and I'm posting here because this is where I was buried?
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Aug 21, 2016 18:59
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you...you wouldn't fit if we tried to bury you here hahahaha
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Aug 21, 2016 19:00
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Yeah, fattie
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Aug 21, 2016 19:00
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Why doesn't the poll have "fed to friends and family?" Cuz that's what I want. I demand, I mean. Doors will be locked. No one gets out till dinner is served and ever plate is clean.
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Aug 21, 2016 19:12
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We will scatter your ashes at the dump.
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Aug 21, 2016 19:18
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I've heard hosed up poo poo about corpses op Just all sorts of hosed up
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Aug 21, 2016 19:20
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GOD loving DAMNIT DONT KILL YOURSELF YOU WALKING GARBAGE WE ALL LOVE AND RESPECT YOUR lovely POSTS AND BARELY LEGIBLE THREADS. WE WANT MORE OF YOUR BLAND WHITE NOISE POSTING. THE FORUMS WOULD BE WORSE OFF WITHOUT YOUR TERRIBLE OPINIONS AND IDEAS. DONT DO IT.
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Aug 21, 2016 19:28
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Bury me shallow so my spirit can live on in the noble coyote that strip the rotting meat from my bones.
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Aug 21, 2016 19:29
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throw me in the trash when i die. dont even bother bagging me up, just prop me up tastefully against one of those cheap metal futons
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Germstore posted:Bury me shallow so my spirit can live on in the noble coyote that strip the rotting meat from my bones. I like what I'm hearing.
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Aug 21, 2016 19:32
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I want to be dessicated and ground into a fine powder. Then I want that fine powder taken to one of those megafactories where virtually all foods are packaged. Mix me into the food in minuscule amounts, small enough that the food can still be legally sold for human consumption.
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Moon Atari posted:I want to be dessicated and ground into a fine powder. Then I want that fine powder taken to one of those megafactories where virtually all foods are packaged. Mix me into the food in minuscule amounts, small enough that the food can still be legally sold for human consumption. goddamit gump, thats a good answer
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evelyn87 posted:Yeah, fattie dont make fun for my friend Nathilus
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