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BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat

Sudden Loud Noise posted:

The worst part about being Mormon is its the most boring cult ever. You can't be like "We secretly sacrificed these animals and bathed in their blood."

No, just secret handshakes and this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Wu0sdFcA7A

Not even allowed to pretend to slit your own throat and promise to overthrow the government anymore.

up next: XNXX sexy girl had loving by handsome man

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counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.

BULBASAUR posted:

up next: XNXX sexy girl had loving by handsome man

Oh thank god, I was worried it was just me, and starting to wonder what terrible thing I watched to skew my recommend videos this time.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Thank you, this thread, for making me watch South Park's "All About Mormons" for the millionth time.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/ByCommonConsent/status/771125347261702144

naem
May 29, 2011

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
I have to go to Utah in September, fortunately only for one day.

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret

Idiot Kicker posted:

I have to go to Utah in September, fortunately only for one day.

If in North utah county, I'll take you out to dinner to the cracker barrel.

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
Nope, downtown SLC for a work certification. My boss is from there and says I'll hate the city. Only been once as a kid, did hate, 3/10.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Sudden Loud Noise posted:

The worst part about being Mormon is its the most boring cult ever. You can't be like "We secretly sacrificed these animals and bathed in their blood."

No, just secret handshakes and this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Wu0sdFcA7A

Not even allowed to pretend to slit your own throat and promise to overthrow the government anymore.

These people are all riding an imaginary rollercoaster. A really boring imaginary rollercoaster.

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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
last time i was in SLC I saw a McD's from my hotel and decided to walk there and ended up shooting the poo poo with some drunk native americans and laughing with them talking about how stupid Mormons are

it seemed like a grim town

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