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you used to be able to screen calls in real time decades ago what happened to that?
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Aug 21, 2016 23:02
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Caller ID happened.
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Aug 21, 2016 23:05
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if online could screen posts drat poster ID
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Aug 21, 2016 23:19
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screening my posts from now on better not see any bad posts
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Aug 21, 2016 23:19
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sorry I'm not home right now i'm walking into spiderwebs so leave a message and I'll call you back
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Aug 21, 2016 23:26
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it's all your fault i screen my phone calls
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Aug 22, 2016 00:40
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BELIEVE IT OR NOT HECCCCCCCCCCTOR ISN'T AT HOME. PLEASE LEAVE A MESSSSSSAAAAGE AT THE BEEP. I MUST BE OUT, OUR I'D PICK UP THE PHONE, WHEEEEEEERE COULD I BE? BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I'M NOT HOOOOOOOOME.
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Aug 22, 2016 00:56
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Hello? Ha ha, fooled you! This is my answering machine. Im a huge human being
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Aug 22, 2016 01:09
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Wendigee posted:it's all your fault i screen my phone calls
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Aug 22, 2016 01:09
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I remember a few years ago I would get a call every night at the same time from people trying to sell me something. They didn't listen when I told them to take me off the list or whatever so I started answering and immediately making incredibly loud screeching noises into the phone. Sorry person on the other end just doing your lovely job, but they did stop calling soon after.
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Aug 22, 2016 04:32
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Hector Beerlioz posted:BELIEVE IT OR NOT HECCCCCCCCCCTOR ISN'T AT HOME. PLEASE LEAVE A MESSSSSSAAAAGE AT THE BEEP. I MUST BE OUT, OUR I'D PICK UP THE PHONE, WHEEEEEEERE COULD I BE? BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I'M NOT HOOOOOOOOME. 
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Aug 22, 2016 04:36
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look at this poor who cant afford a phone that does visual voicemail
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Aug 22, 2016 04:49
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Google voice lets you screen calls
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Aug 22, 2016 04:52
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lol if you set up a voicemail
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Aug 22, 2016 05:14
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZktNItwexo they had thing one time called answering machine where Gwen Stephani could scween her phone call
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Aug 22, 2016 05:33
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my phones automatically transfers the call to the lady's phone if i dont pick up. i have no idea how i set it to do this but shes had a new number for 1.5 years now and the chick who inherited her old number keeps texting her/anyone else who tries to call me abd i dont pick up asking to stop tormenting her
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Aug 22, 2016 06:42
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5kIVXNCzDA
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Aug 22, 2016 06:50
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Hector Beerlioz posted:BELIEVE IT OR NOT HECCCCCCCCCCTOR ISN'T AT HOME. PLEASE LEAVE A MESSSSSSAAAAGE AT THE BEEP. I MUST BE OUT, OUR I'D PICK UP THE PHONE, WHEEEEEEERE COULD I BE? BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I'M NOT HOOOOOOOOME. *beeeeeeep* gently caress you *click*
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Aug 22, 2016 07:15
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OctoberBlues posted:I remember a few years ago I would get a call every night at the same time from people trying to sell me something. They didn't listen when I told them to take me off the list or whatever so I started answering and immediately making incredibly loud screeching noises into the phone. Sorry person on the other end just doing your lovely job, but they did stop calling soon after. One time I got a job at a boiler room-style call center because I was so poor the power got shut off. The hustle was that we had lists of senile old people that the computer would call for us, and it was our job to talk these fixed income folks into donating minimally fifteen dollars to whatever charity we were calling on behalf of. That's a very interesting phrase, in the context. We would be terminated on the spot if we said "I'm calling from/representing" whatever charity it was we were collecting donations for. We were calling on behalf of the Paralyzed Veterans of America or whoever because through clever phrasing, that means you can take that fifteen dollars and pay the monsters in charge of this operation and then admin and rent for the space and the only guy in town that knows how to work on computers that old and eventually the minimum wage monsters on the phones, and after all that give a penny on the dollar to the charity in question. The guy that sat next to me had a Richard James pop up on his list, so he was saying I'm Rick James bitch all that day and probably still talks about the time that happened. He'd been doing this for a year and a half. I wanted to kill myself by day two, and walked out on day three once I heard the manager saying she called the outgoing number and found out it goes to the Jenny Craig hotline. This is a long way to say you should scream at these people as hard as you can. If they're Americans, they've sold their souls for the lowest amount it is legal to pay someone.
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Aug 22, 2016 07:35
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DICKLORD BONE posted:Hello? Ha ha, fooled you! This is my answering machine. Im a huge human being I've got a friend who did this for years until cell phone voice mail changed to have a message in front of it saying they didn't answer, and I felt a strange sense of satisfaction knowing they dicked him over
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Aug 22, 2016 07:42
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Robot Randy posted:my phones automatically transfers the call to the lady's phone if i dont pick up. i have no idea how i set it to do this but shes had a new number for 1.5 years now and the chick who inherited her old number keeps texting her/anyone else who tries to call me abd i dont pick up asking to stop tormenting her Lol if you have to change you cell number you have some horrible poo poo in ur life going on
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Aug 22, 2016 13:51
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her dickhead boyfriend keeps forwarding calls to her phone
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Aug 22, 2016 21:17
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press your thumb into your butthole, OP
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Aug 22, 2016 21:18
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OctoberBlues posted:I remember a few years ago I would get a call every night at the same time from people trying to sell me something. They didn't listen when I told them to take me off the list or whatever so I started answering and immediately making incredibly loud screeching noises into the phone. Sorry person on the other end just doing your lovely job, but they did stop calling soon after. i did a similar thing but it was where i punched into the phone and my hand came out the other side to hit them
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Aug 22, 2016 21:27
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PEPSI for TV-GAME
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just ray posted:press your thumb into your butthole, OP done whoa, I just got my poo poo pushed in! as a small human I would mimick the tones of the buttons into the receiver. if you got good enough you could call a number you intended without ever having to push a button!
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Aug 22, 2016 22:17
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Were you a kid in th 70s
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Aug 22, 2016 22:23
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i don't check my voicemails. if I just missed your call I'll just call you back. if it is important then text me. every few months I'll go through and delete them all lol.
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Aug 22, 2016 22:25
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Hector Beerlioz posted:BELIEVE IT OR NOT HECCCCCCCCCCTOR ISN'T AT HOME. PLEASE LEAVE A MESSSSSSAAAAGE AT THE BEEP. I MUST BE OUT, OUR I'D PICK UP THE PHONE, WHEEEEEEERE COULD I BE? BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I'M NOT HOOOOOOOOME. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4JCehDOy54
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Aug 22, 2016 22:58
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:Were you a kid in th 70s nah, just poor you could also plug the receiver directly into the wall jack and listen in on random conversations like a pretend federal agent
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Aug 22, 2016 23:52
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remember when web pages could fit an entire list of dumb poo poo on one page?
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Aug 22, 2016 23:53
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dookifex_maximus posted:remember when web pages could fit an entire list of dumb poo poo on one page? yeah, I've been keeping up with this thread
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Aug 23, 2016 00:56
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BLUH BLUH BLUHHHHHHH
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Aug 23, 2016 00:58
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back then, if a criminal broke into your house and picked up the phone to call his accomplices to give them the all clear, before they had a chance to dial you could shout, "EEH, OOH, OOH" and the police would be called
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