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just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

OctoberBlues posted:

That lady owns. I love that one thing that has the two little pockets and can cook eggs or brownies or hamburgers or anything!!

I mean, I'm sure the item itself blows, but the infomercial is aces.

she is the most horrible person in the world

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Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

just ray posted:

she is the most horrible person in the world

Well ray, I guess I hate you forever now. Sorry it had to end this way - ASSFACE

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

just ray posted:

i wonder if anyone has ever peed into a pickle jar and then dipped their balls into it

These people who used to do this daycare/babysitting service had this old lady who would piss in the sweet pickle jar and feed the pickles to kids. I think the government gave her a bunch of money or something.

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

OctoberBlues posted:

Well ray, I guess I hate you forever now. Sorry it had to end this way - ASSFACE

you have shown your true nature and should be ashamed of your horrible opinions

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

These people who used to do this daycare/babysitting service had this old lady who would piss in the sweet pickle jar and feed the pickles to kids. I think the government gave her a bunch of money or something.

sounds like a good gig

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
i had queso, a chicken enchilada ala carte and 3 margaritas from the rio for lunch

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
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just ray posted:

sounds like a good gig

Yeah she used to finger my butthole on the military's dime. Hard work but somebody's gotta do it I guess. :shrug:

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Yeah she used to finger my butthole on the military's dime. Hard work but somebody's gotta do it I guess. :shrug:

she would be a good mom

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
i wonder if anyone has ever puked into a butthole before. that would be awesome

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

just ray posted:

she would be a good mom

She would always tell me she was my new mom and that my mom was never coming back after she got done fingerblasting my tight 3 year old bhole every time I was there, and always told me my name was pronounced differently than I thought it was. :smith:

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

just ray posted:

she is the most horrible person in the world

I'm going to take a poo poo in her rear end

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
i wonder if you blow your rear end with a kleenex if boogers come out

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

She would always tell me she was my new mom and that my mom was never coming back after she got done fingerblasting my tight 3 year old bhole every time I was there, and always told me my name was pronounced differently than I thought it was. :smith:

what was his name?

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
i wonder how many turds can come out of a butt at the same time?

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

just ray posted:

i wonder what the world record for poop, puke, and piss is

THIS THREAD

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

dont sign your posts

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
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just ray posted:

what was his name?

I dunno they just called her "grandma", nobody ever said her actual name, like ever.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

two butts pooping back and forth, forever

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I dunno they just called her "grandma", nobody ever said her actual name, like ever.

why did she fingerfuck you so much?

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

op you owe me a new 4k monitor because i just shoved mine up my rear end

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

op you owe me a new 4k monitor because i just shoved mine up my rear end

get in line

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

just ray posted:

why did she fingerfuck you so much?

I was being bad for making GBS threads in my diapers. I ended up wearing diapers until I was like 5 thanks to her and was terrified to take a poo poo in a toilet.

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I was being bad for making GBS threads in my diapers. I ended up wearing diapers until I was like 5 thanks to her and was terrified to take a poo poo in a toilet.

that sounds pretty cool. i love to poop all the time and i like to name my turds

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

i wonder if anyone put a big poo poo on skateboard and rolled it through a mall

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

i wonder if anyone put a big poo poo on skateboard and rolled it through a mall

that would be loving epic

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009


Is that Eerie Indiana?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
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just ray posted:

that sounds pretty cool. i love to poop all the time and i like to name my turds

You know what else is cool? I'm in my 30s and people still follow me around and sexually assault and ridicule me in public and they have police protection to do this (20 second response time in the event of protest).

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

OctoberBlues posted:

Is that Eerie Indiana?

who knows :confused:

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

You know what else is cool? I'm in my 30s and people still follow me around and sexually assault and ridicule me in public and they have police protection to do this (20 second response time in the event of protest).

that is pretty cool

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

just ray posted:

who knows :confused:

The producers of Eerie Indiana probably would.

Gonna email them, brb

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

OctoberBlues posted:

The producers of Eerie Indiana probably would.

Gonna email them, brb

i dont know what any of those things are and im beginning to question your sanity

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
i wonder what would happen if you gathered up every turd in the world and made a big ball. i wonder like how big it would be. probably huge imo

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

satanic splash-back posted:

two butts pooping back and forth, forever

with the same poop

))<>((

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

just ray posted:

i wonder if anyone has ever puked into a butthole before. that would be awesome

It's not puking into an rear end in a top hat but it's p drat close :nws: :nws:

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

just ray posted:

i wonder if anyone has ever puked into a butthole before. that would be awesome

:nws::nms: You're in luck :nws::nms:

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

I want to become a judge and bang a turd on the table instead of a gavel

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
I'm sorry, my pickle is bumpy.

I'm sorry, my pickle is bumpy.

Pardon me, do you have the time?

Pardon me do you have the time?

Where is my pickle?

Where is my pickle?

My pickle is in the jar.

My pickle is in the jar.

He Who Smelt It
Jun 14, 2012
I here the pickles in moscow are particularly lovely at this time of year.

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That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

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Buglord

just ray posted:

i wonder how many turds can come out of a butt at the same time?

this is actually a correct synopsis of factionalism in american politics during this election

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