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Sometimes I say something really funny and everyone in the room laughs. I usually shut up after that for fear of ruining the moment. I'm pretty good at this part because I hang out with a lot of nerds so I have lots of vicarious experience with other nerds who say something funny but don't know how to quit while they're ahead. I've had the most success socially being mainly reactive/blending in, much like Littlefinger from the A Song of Ice and Fire books (though not like in the show I don't think). But sometimes I say/do things that only I find cool, solely to amuse myself. Like I'll make a reference that I'm sure no one but me will get and then chuckle to myself. I'm also the type of person who sometimes laughs out loud when they're all alone in a room, which apparently most other people don't do. Post your thoughts/stories on being just cool as hell and succeeding socially among your peers.
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 19:13 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 22:18 |
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I post on GBS
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 19:14 |
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this is actually a documentary about myself https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHUqNCDwQj4
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 19:16 |
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Iron Prince posted:I post on GBS drat I feel like I should be taking notes
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 19:17 |
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I was hoping to read some insight on someone who is cool, but to be honest you don't sound cool at all.
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 19:19 |
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People scare me, which makes me gassy.
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 19:20 |
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i think about this every day. im probably the coolest person irl in the world. im on a different level.
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 19:22 |
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This one time in 6th grade, I farted so bad all the other kids got up and went outside the classroom. It was just me sitting at my desk and the teacher, who asked in a sarcastic tone, "Son, did you have Taco Bell for lunch?" I did not, it wasn't even that bad of a fart they kids were just all trying to play up how bad it was to make me seem cooler. Like, "hey that kid is so cool, he can clear a room with a single fart"
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 19:22 |
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I'm through being cool
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 19:23 |
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it makes me sad that i have to wallow around in the mud with all the rest of you worthless fucks but im trying to be a guiding light to my fellow man. forgive me if i puke on you.
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 19:23 |
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I've got a frank grimes-esque forums enemy, life doesn't get any better than that IMO
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 19:24 |
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im a shepard
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 19:24 |
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Arian_Samurai posted:I was hoping to read some insight on someone who is cool, but to be honest you don't sound cool at all. I'm really not and frankly, this is a honeypot thread Kuato posted:I've got a frank grimes-esque forums enemy, life doesn't get any better than that IMO Who???
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 19:25 |
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I think if I used the words "swag" and "balls" a lot more I could increase my cool factor significantly.
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 19:25 |
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I just need to post on gbs more and I will be cool. like this image:
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 19:27 |
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Beefeater posted:I think if I used the words "swag" and "balls" a lot more I could increase my cool factor significantly. the key is being different than all of the other slobs who slosh their filthy corpses around this gay world
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 19:27 |
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Izzhov posted:But sometimes I say/do things that only I find cool, solely to amuse myself. Like I'll make a reference that I'm sure no one but me will get and then chuckle to myself. I'm also the type of person who sometimes laughs out loud when they're all alone in a room, which apparently most other people don't do. i do this
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 02:18 |
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"I love being the one hit wonder" ftfy op
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 02:39 |
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Iron Prince posted:I post on GBS thats the way ya do it
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 02:40 |
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im pretty cool as long as i don't tell anyone that i post here
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 03:03 |
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Iron Prince posted:I post on GBS an actual quote
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 03:04 |
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nice homestuck OP super coolio
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 03:05 |
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My life is so lit people who barely know me are like "Fam! Your life is so loving lit dude!" and I'm all like "Hey, rollerskates, we ain't fam so roll on down to the back of the line." Ladies love it.
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 03:06 |
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Chief McHeath posted:My life is so lit people who barely know me are like "Fam! Your life is so loving lit dude!" and I'm all like "Hey, rollerskates, we ain't fam so roll on down to the back of the line." Ladies love it.
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 03:13 |
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Does being cool involve being an rear end in a top hat to everyone or being desperate for everyone to like you? Some times I get mixed messages from the general pop.
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 03:38 |
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who gives a poo poo
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 03:53 |
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Izzhov posted:Sometimes I say something really funny and everyone in the room laughs. I usually shut up after that for fear of ruining the moment. I'm pretty good at this part because I hang out with a lot of nerds so I have lots of vicarious experience with other nerds who say something funny but don't know how to quit while they're ahead. I've had the most success socially being mainly reactive/blending in, much like Littlefinger from the A Song of Ice and Fire books (though not like in the show I don't think). srsly tho if thats what is what is actually supposed to come out of a "normally functioning brain" then im going to go huff gas and hit myself with a frying pan
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 03:56 |
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Any attempts at validating my good moments are undercut by the paranoia that everyone around me is just humoring me
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 03:57 |
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im administering poisons
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 04:56 |
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Is this what you were looking for, OP?
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 06:01 |
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Is this what you were looking for, OP? hell yeah that dude is cool as hell
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 06:46 |
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Mariana Horchata posted:srsly tho if thats what is what is actually supposed to come out of a "normally functioning brain" then im going to go huff gas and hit myself with a frying pan it happens to all of us at one point in our lives then we stop giving a poo poo save for the few awkward stragglers and emotionally stunted people but i like this ironic post from OP a lot, i get it im even cool for getting it
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 06:53 |
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I am the coolest person in gbs and my life still feels holllow and incomplete what am i doing wrong thanks in advance
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 07:13 |
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listen nerds if you wanna be cool just rip yourself down and then when you have peeps by the gonads rip them down and you will be top dawg
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 07:37 |
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HeartPlug posted:Any attempts at validating my good moments are undercut by the paranoia that everyone around me is just humoring me Try saying and doing things that are objectively great, then your brain will be able to straight up dismiss this possibility out of hand
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 05:54 |
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I'm cool AND I've had sex before
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 05:59 |
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Nooner posted:I'm cool AND I've had sex before hosed up if true
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 06:13 |
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Nooner posted:I'm cool AND I've had sex before What was his.. uh... sign?
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