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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

This is gonna be a fun page and a half.

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oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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zoux posted:

This is gonna be a fun page and a half.

This. But unironically

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

oldpainless posted:

This. But unironically

This, but ironically

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

SpaceClown posted:

I will never not think that people who are repulsed by pubic hair and prominent labias are secret repressed pedos, to be honest.

Pubic hair is gross and is just a remnant of our ape ancestry. In the future we'll all be entirely smooth and hairless. Like siamese cats.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

Rough Lobster posted:

Pubic hair is gross and is just a remnant of our ape ancestry. In the future we'll all be entirely smooth and hairless. Like siamese cats.

You're gross

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Rough Lobster posted:

Pubic hair is gross and is just a remnant of our ape ancestry. In the future we'll all be entirely smooth and hairless. Like siamese cats.

Pubic hair is cool and good and a shaved cooter is a huge turn off.

Practically a "daddies cummies" level red flag.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


SpaceClown posted:

Pubic hair is cool and good and a shaved cooter is a huge turn off.

Practically a "daddies cummies" level red flag.

alright bigfoot


SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Hihohe posted:

alright bigfoot




Dont dox me

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Rough Lobster posted:

Pubic hair is gross and is just a remnant of our ape ancestry. In the future we'll all be entirely smooth and hairless. Like siamese cats.

It's considerate of you to post this directly into the Awkward, Ugly and Gross Thread

treiz01
Jan 2, 2008

There is little that makes me happier than taking drugs. Perhaps administering them, designing and carrying out experiments that bend the plane of what we consider reality.

SpaceClown posted:

Pubic hair is cool and good and a shaved cooter is a huge turn off.

Practically a "daddies cummies" level red flag.

So you enjoy getting pubes stuck in your teeth???

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

treiz01 posted:

So you enjoy getting pubes stuck in your teeth???

How much time of the day do you waste with flossing, sexnoob?

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

DandyLion posted:

How much time of the day do you waste with flossing, sexnoob?

Going down on a girl with pubes lets you get your flossing done at the same time!

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
I use my lips and tongue, not my teeth.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Super bushy pubes is the neck beard of the genitals. At least trim it from time to time somewhat so it looks like you take care of yourself down there.

E: this isn't gender specific; I'm talking to you dudes too.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Garrand posted:

Super bushy pubes is the neck beard of the genitals. At least trim it from time to time somewhat so it looks like you take care of yourself down there.

E: this isn't gender specific; I'm talking to you dudes too.

Exactly.

Nobody's saying "Oh my God, how dare that woman have any pubic hair!" We're pointing out the lack of 10 minutes a week of hygiene. I don't care if it's genital hair, neck hair, nose hair, or ear hair. Do some basic maintenance once in a while.

treiz01
Jan 2, 2008

There is little that makes me happier than taking drugs. Perhaps administering them, designing and carrying out experiments that bend the plane of what we consider reality.

DandyLion posted:

How much time of the day do you waste with flossing, sexnoob?

LIFEHACK! Don't floss, and let your girlfriend go "au naturale" you'll save money on shavers AND floss!

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

Rough Lobster posted:

Pubic hair is gross and is just a remnant of our ape ancestry. In the future we'll all be entirely smooth and hairless. Like siamese cats.

https://youtu.be/XlrANnVwQZA

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Neo-nazi initiation

https://twitter.com/JackSmithIV/status/863434782142812166

Tetracube has a new favorite as of 18:45 on May 17, 2017

Dear Prudence
Sep 3, 2012

What the fuuuuuuuck?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/VICE/status/864918205025964032

Japanese porn has some uh problems.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Dear Prudence posted:

What the fuuuuuuuck?

White supremacists are huge boohoo pants pissing crybaby men. If they werent they wouldn't be white supremacists.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Having Sex in the Magic Mirror Box Car with a Female College Student with F-Cup Breasts Who Wants to Be a Kindergarten Teacher

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.


:catstare: da fug

Woodenlung
Dec 10, 2013

Calculating Infinity

There was some video of this guy on efukt a month or two back. That was some weird poo poo. Especially the part where he got a rim job by a girl

cnut
May 3, 2016

Guy Goodbody posted:

Having Sex in the Magic Mirror Box Car with a Female College Student with F-Cup Breasts Who Wants to Be a Kindergarten Teacher

Then gently caress

:q:

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER
He's actually 7000 years old, so it's okay.

Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

Livin' the dream lil dude

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Guy Goodbody posted:

Having Sex in the Magic Mirror Box Car with a Female College Student with F-Cup Breasts Who Wants to Be a Kindergarten Teacher

Macron?

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




SatansOnion posted:

Guy Farore there should clean the drat stovetop :catstare:

Judging by the cooktop he's using the sword to make his sandwich because it is the only clean blade in the house.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Sinners Sandwich posted:

Livin' the dream lil dude

Setting aside the issues, it's probably a great way for the guy to see himself as sexually desirable and experience his body in a way that isn't pain and being afraid of death

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





They say youth is wasted on the young. Letting elderly nudists wander around could fix that.

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth

Sludge Tank has a new favorite as of 08:36 on May 18, 2017

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

oldpainless posted:

This. But unironically

*bursts through door, panting and stumbling to the floor*

More like oldironyless!

*crawls out on all fours*

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

Woodenlung posted:

There was some video of this guy on efukt a month or two back. That was some weird poo poo. Especially the part where he got a rim job by a girl

Congrats on outing yourself as the type of person who goes on efukt!

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Rough Lobster posted:

Congrats on outing yourself as the type of person who goes on efukt!

We're in a thread that argued about a woman's ladyparts so much a mod changed the title to reflect it. We are in no place to judge.

Koburn
Oct 8, 2004

FIND THE JUDGE CHILD OR YOUR CITY DIES
Grimey Drawer

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth

/thread

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Bear in mind that I would never actively wish harm upon a child, but if this kid was mauled by a rabid rhinoceros I would lose very little sleep.

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



Screaming Idiot posted:

Bear in mind that I would never actively wish harm upon a child, but if this kid was mauled by a rabid rhinoceros I would lose very little sleep.

yes surely it is the child laborer, and not the old wealthy men profiting from CBS, that deserves the guillotine/exotic animal mauling

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davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Guy Goodbody posted:

Having Sex in the Magic Mirror Box Car with a Female College Student with F-Cup Breasts Who Wants to Be a Kindergarten Teacher

Yesterday you were sucking on your momma's titty, today you're sucking on Female College Student's F-cup titty. Life comes at u fast.

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