AUG Thread: Stop arguing about some strangers vulva. This is literally a thread rule

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Serge Painsbourg: Jul 26, 2016

You Are A Elf posted:

THE GUN IS GOOD.

THE PENIS IS EVIL.

Serge Painsbourg has a new favorite as of 17:18 on Sep 1, 2016

# ? Sep 1, 2016 17:01

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Serge Painsbourg posted:

It's the picture of Sean Connery from Zardoz. What the hell am I doing wrong with the image tag?

You gotta lose the gallery part of the url.

# ? Sep 1, 2016 17:17

Serge Painsbourg: Jul 26, 2016

Thank you. Still getting the hang of BBCode.

# ? Sep 1, 2016 17:19

Hihohe: Oct 4, 2008; Fuck you and the sun you live under

# ? Sep 1, 2016 17:26

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Hihohe posted:

(Real) Dad is so proud right now. Is that an open public facebook page? LMAO

# ? Sep 1, 2016 17:59

Flaggy: Jul 6, 2007; Grandpa Cthulu needs his napping chair; Grimey Drawer

# ? Sep 1, 2016 18:08

Mameluke: Aug 2, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

cash crab posted:

Please don't doxx my parents

# ? Sep 1, 2016 19:06

Hihohe: Oct 4, 2008; Fuck you and the sun you live under

# ? Sep 1, 2016 19:35

Mak0rz: Aug 2, 2008; 😎🐗🚬

Hihohe posted:

One
Big
A donkey
Mistake,
America

# ? Sep 1, 2016 19:41

Serge Painsbourg: Jul 26, 2016

So it's legal if I ram their car?

# ? Sep 1, 2016 19:42

trapped mouse: May 25, 2008; by Azathoth

Mak0rz posted:

One
Big
A donkey
Mistake,
America

rear end

Serge Painsbourg posted:

So it's legal if I ram their car?

Best case scenario, once the cops show up they'll try some sovereign citizen poo poo and end getting arrested themselves.

# ? Sep 1, 2016 19:59

Mak0rz: Aug 2, 2008; 😎🐗🚬

trapped mouse posted:

rear end

One
Big
A rear end
Mistake,
America

# ? Sep 1, 2016 20:08

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

# ? Sep 2, 2016 00:24

Leave: Feb 7, 2012; Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

I'm not sure what I'm looking at there, but I'm pretty sure someone is jerking to it.

# ? Sep 2, 2016 00:41

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

cash crab posted:

HOVER ROUND!

# ? Sep 2, 2016 00:45

Intoluene: Jul 6, 2011; Activating self-destruct sequence!; Fun Shoe

Leavemywife posted:

I'm not sure what I'm looking at there, but I'm pretty sure someone is jerking to it.

I'm pretty sure this is "human furniture" fetishism. Yes, someone is jacking off to it.

# ? Sep 2, 2016 01:08

Panfilo: Aug 27, 2011; EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

cash crab posted:

I didn't know Zuarg got back with his wife!

# ? Sep 2, 2016 01:43

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

cash crab posted:

New season of Game of Thrones is looking weird.

# ? Sep 2, 2016 02:13

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Leavemywife posted:

I'm not sure what I'm looking at there, but I'm pretty sure someone is jerking to it.

Confirmed.

# ? Sep 2, 2016 02:16

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Intoluene posted:

I'm pretty sure this is "human furniture" fetishism. Yes, someone is jacking off to it.

"Human Furniture fetishism"

Does that mean people are posing as sexy end tables, and sexy couches, and sexy desks and sexy ottomans etc?

Are said sexy couches, coffee tables and ottomans being used? Do they need to be upholstered?

# ? Sep 2, 2016 02:24

Intoluene: Jul 6, 2011; Activating self-destruct sequence!; Fun Shoe

BrigadierSensible posted:

"Human Furniture fetishism"

Does that mean people are posing as sexy end tables, and sexy couches, and sexy desks and sexy ottomans etc?

Are said sexy couches, coffee tables and ottomans being used? Do they need to be upholstered?

Yes, yes, I have no idea. As far as I know, it's about reducing the subject to simply being an object like a chair or table? :shrug:

# ? Sep 2, 2016 02:50

IamnotJoe: Jul 24, 2005; Maybe Steve.

BrigadierSensible posted:

"Human Furniture fetishism"

Does that mean people are posing as sexy end tables, and sexy couches, and sexy desks and sexy ottomans etc?

Are said sexy couches, coffee tables and ottomans being used? Do they need to be upholstered?

I don't know but they should all be Scotchgarded.

# ? Sep 2, 2016 02:54

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

BrigadierSensible posted:

"Human Furniture fetishism"

Does that mean people are posing as sexy end tables, and sexy couches, and sexy desks and sexy ottomans etc?

Are said sexy couches, coffee tables and ottomans being used? Do they need to be upholstered?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afzmwAKUppU

# ? Sep 2, 2016 03:00

treiz01: Jan 2, 2008; There is little that makes me happier than taking drugs. Perhaps administering them, designing and carrying out experiments that bend the plane of what we consider reality.

Hihohe posted:

The most tragic part of this is that this person has so many opinions, and such a little car to put them on

# ? Sep 2, 2016 03:15

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Hihohe posted:

I'm the U.S. Marine core license plate.

# ? Sep 2, 2016 03:19

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

That's just asking to get pulled over for obscured view.

# ? Sep 2, 2016 03:39

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Darth123123 posted:

That's just asking to get pulled over for obscured view.

Obscured nothing! He's trying to open your eyes man!

# ? Sep 2, 2016 04:25

Nckdictator: Sep 8, 2006; Just..someone

Hihohe posted:

# ? Sep 2, 2016 04:26

Mak0rz: Aug 2, 2008; 😎🐗🚬

Nckdictator posted:

I do not like this game of Would You Rather at all.

# ? Sep 2, 2016 05:55

Bibliotechno Music: Dec 30, 2008

Hihohe posted:

I like the "no whining" on a car covered in whiny-rear end complaints.

# ? Sep 2, 2016 08:05

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ON THE BARRY GIBB TALK SHOW

TALKIN' 'BOUT POLITICS
AND THESE CRAZY COOL MEDALLIONS
awwww yeah

# ? Sep 2, 2016 11:29

He Who Smelt It: Jun 14, 2012

cash crab posted:

The fact that they couldn't put it off until a dry day got me

# ? Sep 2, 2016 13:20

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Gently KRS posted:

The fact that they couldn't put it off until a dry day got me

They weren't gonna be dry anyways.

# ? Sep 2, 2016 13:23

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china bot has a new favorite as of 15:40 on Sep 2, 2016

# ? Sep 2, 2016 15:38

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PS: thank you cash crab for the thread

# ? Sep 2, 2016 15:40

EmmyOk: Aug 11, 2013

Photoshopping the predator and xenomorph into the picture is a slick move because I didn't actually realise the girl was photoshopped in too.

# ? Sep 2, 2016 15:43

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

china bot posted:

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Goldmine indeed.

# ? Sep 2, 2016 16:42

Build Your Own Boat: Sep 11, 2006; Drink this

Now you're like me.

The best part is that serious face he has in all of them. He looks like a bodyguard or something.

"No touching. Stay behind the rope."

# ? Sep 2, 2016 17:06

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Just to make sure everyone's aware too, those aren't just random girls he pulled off GIS, they're all pornstars, mostly from the "barely legal" category . He identifies them all with a hashtag in the post.

Also I really want to know what the hell he did to Dakota Skye, because here's what she normally looks like.

And here's his version. I think he stretched out her head for some reason.

# ? Sep 2, 2016 17:31

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Knormal posted:

THIS AIN'T THE MARTIAN XXX

# ? Sep 2, 2016 18:22

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