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UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

DACK FAYDEN posted:

I am hoping that I'm wrong because the only razer I know is the keyboard-and-mouse company.

...but Google says it's that Razer, apparently.

They also make ridiculous computers now. And that's exactly what the logo is from.

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Now that we're on the topic of Razer the peripheral company does anybody have any suggestions on where I should stick the 8 Razer stickers I have? They are the same as that tattoo but slightly holographic. I'm considering slapping them on the 7 pieces of large industrial equipment at work in an inconspicuous but still visible and consistent place. As a kid I didn't understand stickers and they still are a foreign concept.




Please don't judge me i'm addicted to chroma but thankfully the supply is wearing thin and the equipment will never wear out.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Solice Kirsk posted:

Wouldn't the poo poo just pour down his leg and get into his sores and stuff? Ugh, that's gross.

exactly that's why I made him clean himself before I cleaned out his legs and redressed them.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Not a single joke so far about how he should have drawn a different kind of razor across his wrist?

This place has mellowed.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I thought it was on his/her dick and was hoping nobody would notice

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin

Breetai posted:

Not a single joke so far about how he should have drawn a different kind of razor across his wrist?

This place has mellowed.

Don't advocate suicide tia

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Breetai posted:

Not a single joke so far about how he should have drawn a different kind of razor across his wrist?

This place has mellowed.

This is really loving dumb.


It's down the road not across the street.

TheMaskedUgly
Sep 21, 2008

Let's play a different game.

Hedrigall posted:

Don't advocate suicide tia

Nearly kill yourself, but don't actually, because that would be sad for your family (and no other reason).

Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007

Sponge Baathist posted:

Now that we're on the topic of Razer the peripheral company does anybody have any suggestions on where I should stick the 8 Razer stickers I have? They are the same as that tattoo but slightly holographic. I'm considering slapping them on the 7 pieces of large industrial equipment at work in an inconspicuous but still visible and consistent place. As a kid I didn't understand stickers and they still are a foreign concept.




Please don't judge me i'm addicted to chroma but thankfully the supply is wearing thin and the equipment will never wear out.

Stick 'em on cars that are parked like poo poo. Shame those people.

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Sponge Baathist posted:

Now that we're on the topic of Razer the peripheral company does anybody have any suggestions on where I should stick the 8 Razer stickers I have? They are the same as that tattoo but slightly holographic. I'm considering slapping them on the 7 pieces of large industrial equipment at work in an inconspicuous but still visible and consistent place. As a kid I didn't understand stickers and they still are a foreign concept.




Please don't judge me i'm addicted to chroma but thankfully the supply is wearing thin and the equipment will never wear out.

Sneak them onto people who already have trashy tribal tattoos and see how long it takes them to figure out it's a sticker.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Paladinus posted:

pants-making GBS threads advocates... What's next?
Pants-making GBS threads is a time-honored SA tradition.

Sponge Baathist posted:

Now that we're on the topic of Razer the peripheral company does anybody have any suggestions on where I should stick the 8 Razer stickers I have?
Up ur :yosbutt:

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin
Regarding that Huffpo adult baby article...

https://twitter.com/NoahTsika/status/844610406706561030

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Paladinus posted:

What the hell is this thread anymore? Unironic furries, pants-making GBS threads advocates... What's next?

The Middle East thread currently has people unironically defending suicide bombing.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under




Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

V for Velveeta (sorry if I stole this one)

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Thank God we finally won the battle for straight kinky marriage! Now let's work on civil rights for white fedora-wearers.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


I don't know what "straight kink" or "homonormativity" are at all.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Sagebrush posted:

I don't know what "straight kink" or "homonormativity" are at all.

Mentally replace them with a shrieking klaxon and you'll get more or less the same effect.

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin

Sagebrush posted:

I don't know what "straight kink" or "homonormativity" are at all.

Ewwww get away from me you non-kink heteronormative

Make way for the Homo superior

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin

Somfin posted:

V for Velveeta (sorry if I stole this one)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

I am the Wizard Master
Buh... buh?

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
Vast expanses of bulbous flesh.

Inkfish
Mar 1, 2015


Text me

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
These pictures are horrible.

e: I know that's the point.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋




And of course I wasted my "da huuuuuudge" reference in the anti-food porn thread.

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

Axolotl tank coming along nicely.

But seriously I think the people enabling this kind of thing (feeders, I guess?) should be charged with reckless endangerment or something. I can't think of another circumstance where you could directly orchestrate the disability and death of another person and get away with it.

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011
Those tissues are wedged between the fat rolls to soak up discharges, I'm guessing.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

green chicken feet posted:

I can't think of another circumstance where you could directly orchestrate the disability and death of another person and get away with it.

Hi, have you met capitalism?

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Pittsburgh Lambic posted:

Those tissues are wedged between the fat rolls to soak up discharges, I'm guessing.

What is being discharged?

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Life.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

oldpainless posted:

What is being discharged?

Human Alfredo sauce.

wuffles
Apr 10, 2004


bitch looks like someone microwaved a human-shaped marshmallow peep

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

Tess Holliday's future looks grim.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

oldpainless posted:

What is being discharged?

I'm guessing lymph or something. Having so much excessive weight and volume in the extremities messes with the bodys ability to manage fluid transfer.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

I'd like to remind you all that there's a normal sized human skeleton inside her, of similar size to your own.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
That must be some lymphatic disorder, no way can such a disproportionate weight distribution come just from genetic factors of fat formation.

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

steinrokkan posted:

That must be some lymphatic disorder, no way can such a disproportionate weight distribution come just from genetic factors of fat formation.

That's what I'm thinking too. She's the only one so far I feel sorry for. That stuff can apparently hurt like blazes especially up to that size, and last I heard, there's not really any great treatments for it. Some works well for some, not for others, and others still nothing works.

monny
Oct 20, 2008

dollar dollar bill, y'all

oldpainless posted:

What is being discharged?

Grease.

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Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

oldpainless posted:

What is being discharged?

Have you ever wondered what makes a Big Mac's special sauce so special?

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