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blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Gorilla Salad posted:

Sorry, that last guy rules.

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blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
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Part of my brain understands logically that simply the sheer number of people on this planet means there will be a large amount, if small percentage, of people who think and act like this.

Another part of my brain demands assurance that its fake, because it refuses to believe that some people really think and act like this.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

oh, gently caress you.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Glazier posted:

Call Charlie Sheen, now!

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
If your only standard for objection to an AUG thread submission is that "we should just feel sorry for this person" then its hard to justify its existence at all.

And I'm not defending the picture of the kid being posted, I feel bad for him too, but I am saying the only difference between posting him and posting almost anyone else is an arbitrary line of demarcation between pity and ridicule that trends toward familiarity.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
I love when the AUG thread turns into the AUG thread.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
His grammar is hosed up, so its like he is saying that dying without someone gorgeous is what he wants to do every day. When will schizophrenics learn to write coherently!?

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

[and no one is sexually attracted to them (noun)]

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
It certainly reads like stdh.txt/"Intro Paragraph to Geocities.com/Alternative Diet Works MIRACLES"

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
Has anyone cataloged all the dead goons yet? What a fascinating, morbid roller coaster that must be.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

RareAcumen posted:

So, they caught the guy after this, right? He's not still at large?

Yeah, an FBI agent chased him down into his basement. He was wearing night vision goggles, but she shot him.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

RareAcumen posted:

I just want you to know that I'm getting none of these references.

Has the screaming has stopped, Clarice?

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Dienes posted:

Of course, thin people are less likely to be called out in the first place.

I think pretty much everyone is equally likely to be called out when they spout bullshit.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Dienes posted:

I find your optimism inspiring.

See?!

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
What the gently caress, shut up all of you. Jesus.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
I know I'm late, but

LET THE HUNGER GAMES BEGIN!!!

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Leavemywife posted:

So, they're now doing a gender-swap Popeye.

Yeah, I'm sure she eats lots of spinach.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Sponge Baathist posted:

You get really fuckin swole on a diet that's nothing but eating Olive Oyl all day

Ahh, keh keh keh keh keh keh!

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Low Desert Punk posted:

Goons sure do like saying cargo cult without actually knowing what it means

I'm sure he meant "cargo-short cult"

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Panfilo posted:

People cleaning a really fat guys crevices where he's got that bulbous leg fungus going on.

You're doing the lord's work.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Panfilo posted:

Again I ask, how often in real life do you have to deal with adult diaper fetishists? Not some 4chan strawman, real life. Because claiming they are allegedly pushing their agenda to us normies sounds a lot more gross than a person who shits in diapers for sexual gratification.

Like even if there were 100,000 of them roaming around the US, that would still be less than 0.3% of the population; if common sense is no longer an appropriate benchmark for identifying deviant behavior, then maybe a cutoff number or something?


Ballot boxes with 250,000+ poop-fingerprint ballots.

edit: Its a Hanging Chode!

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

steinrokkan posted:

That must be some lymphatic disorder, no way can such a disproportionate weight distribution come just from genetic factors of fat formation.

She was on that "My 600lb Life" show, and she has lipedema, but the disease didn't make her gain 550 pounds, it just put it 80% of it in her monster truck legs.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Jmcrofts posted:

e: eh gently caress it no point continuing a stupid derail



"National make-up retailers saw a huge spike in sales this quarter, out-performing projections by..."

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

whiteyfats posted:

Alt-right and alt-left exists now.

We should create the alt-moderates.

i'm starting an alt-pizza movement, then.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

The Saddest Rhino posted:

lol if your white boy feelings are hurt

I don't get it?

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

It wouldn't surprise me a bit if, twenty years or so from now, there's an entire generation of people with early-onset heart disease and other health problems because they spent so much time "ironically" piling all their food with bacon and other salty, fatty meats.

I like bacon, but the whole "bacon is my life" trend has gotten out of hand.

Uh, "twenty years from now?"

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Its a long haul to Wyoming; good thing she packed her saddlebags.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Arcsquad12 posted:

Her eyesight is based on movement.

"Go faster, go faster, go faste.... oh, you can probably slow down. A lot..."

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

HOLY poo poo there is a video of them in the act:

Click at your own risk

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

"Its afraid.... ITS AFRAID!!!"

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

rydiafan posted:

She raped her infant sister. What makes you think she won't rape a drunk man?

Also, one time a basketball player didn't talk to her at a gala, so she tweeted that he must have decided she wasn't fuckable and spurned her because of that.

It was Odell Beckham Jr., a football player.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

SPONX (tm)

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

text me a vag pic posted:

Swole & Swollen




It's weird enough that you would do a crappy photoshop to make yourself look weirdly buff, but why would the other guy make himself all fat and stret...

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

DandyLion posted:

For sure some kind of congenital defect I'd wager. Doesn't even show the pinky nail cause its probably a malformed nubbin.

I believe clubbed fingers are often an indicator of lung cancer and/or heart disease.

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blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

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goose willis posted:

Can we please go back to mocking potato people and cut the transphobia out please

Yeah, in this thread we only make fun of people for the right reasons.

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