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Sociopastry posted:fffffuuuckk yes. Ugh, it's last year's garbage bag too.
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I couldn't give a harder "would" even if I was in a petrified forest.
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Aug 24, 2016 21:13
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Keeping that gene pool private seems like a net win for the rest of humanity.
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Aug 30, 2016 02:41
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$10 says she lives in Central Illinois or something.
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Aug 30, 2016 13:29
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House Louse posted:I love the dreamcatcher. Which one?
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Aug 30, 2016 13:30
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New season of Game of Thrones is looking weird.
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Sep 2, 2016 02:13
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Darth123123 posted:That's just asking to get pulled over for obscured view. Obscured nothing! He's trying to open your eyes man!
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Sep 2, 2016 04:25
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Gently KRS posted:The fact that they couldn't put it off until a dry day got me They weren't gonna be dry anyways.
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Sep 2, 2016 13:23
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Oh, I know this one. The bartender says "why the long face" right?
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Sep 4, 2016 05:30
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"On the bone" is the weirdest turn of phrase I've ever heard. I can't wait to use it.
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Sep 6, 2016 05:06
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I liked him better when he was sword fighting Jackie Chan in Big Ben.
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Sep 9, 2016 06:53
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You can tell she really cares about her appearance because she shaved a heart into her chin hair.
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Sep 10, 2016 13:31
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ICP is hilarious because they're obviously just having a great time and both their fans and their detractors take them way more seriously than they take themselves.
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Sep 13, 2016 01:50
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Whitlam posted:It's not the ladyboy that's the AUG, it's the way the English prick is treating her (him?). If you have feelings about people being treated with respect, probably don't watch it would be my advice. Seems she's having a good enough time to me. Gets to play on her phone and everything.
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Sep 15, 2016 15:23
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pookerbug posted:Wow. That's right up there with the skid-marked masturbation chair. That chair and the disgusting cum sock that looked like gyro meat are the two grossest things on the internet.
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Sep 15, 2016 18:51
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ShootaBoy posted:You can't say that and not post them, man. I can't find it. My Google Fu ain't what it used to be. If memory serves it could stand on its own and the guy that posted it said he would "stick the flakes that fell off back on." Edit: Ok, I found but seriously this is gross and there's a dick in the pictures:  http://i.imgur.com/W09NuYJ.jpg
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Sep 15, 2016 19:32
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Those were very nice ladies to put up with that.
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Sep 15, 2016 20:25
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Think of how many times his mom has moved that case to clean under it.
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Sep 15, 2016 21:22
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TotalLossBrain posted:Why is that man blow-drying his rear end in a public restroom? Maybe there was a bidet.
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Sep 16, 2016 02:38
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Guy Goodbody posted:If you're super morbidly obese and lose weight, you turn into one of those Mutants that gets to live at Xavier's but isn't allowed to be an X-Men Good for her! She's earned that skin tightening surgery. I think doctors should throw that in for free with gastric bypass surgery.
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Sep 18, 2016 19:48
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Kids in combination with that face is better than any contraception in the world. If she mentioned she chewed tobacco she'd hit everything I actively avoid.
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Sep 18, 2016 22:34
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Yeah, I'm assuming single dad's with a dog is the man version of a hot female doctor that likes football and doesn't want kids.
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Sep 18, 2016 22:58
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Well don't name it or you're not gonna wanna eat it. Do you remember Chester the carrot?
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Sep 19, 2016 03:20
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Dreddout posted:Also, could somebody post the masturbation skidmark chair? I haven't seen it, and I figure I'm already down the rabbit hole after that sock. First pic in Google image search for "disgusting chair": 
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Sep 20, 2016 03:15
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Discovery Zone kicked rear end when I was a kid. An arcade/laser tag/pizza place? You bet your bottom dollar I was friends with every kid that was having their birthday party there!
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Sep 21, 2016 04:05
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For reals. Why didn't ask these people just practice kidding with their older step cousin like the rest of us?
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Sep 21, 2016 23:27
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I said it before and I'll say it again: The sprinkle butthole is a nice addition.
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Sep 22, 2016 05:24
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Veganism is one if the most privileged choices a human being can make.
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Sep 22, 2016 20:31
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Always thought that guy looked sorta like an ice cream cone.
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Sep 22, 2016 20:45
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Hank Hill?
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Sep 22, 2016 20:53
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You're a bad friend.
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Sep 23, 2016 03:27
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Cosima posted:nope Yup. Friends are supposed to help their friends when they're in bad situations or making bad decisions.
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Sep 23, 2016 03:51
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Cosima posted:How are you friends with someone with such monumentally bad taste. Like even before any bad poo poo happened in their relationship, she looked at Davis and was like "yeah i'll gently caress that". Did she have the vaguest sense of his politics? If my friend started dating a white nationalist sympathizer I'd peace the gently caress out of that friendship quite quickly. This was what I was responding to. I agree with you if it's a situation you've put a year of effort into trying to make them see the light.
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Sep 23, 2016 04:11
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:You guys like snakes? Gross. Those snakes now have boogers on them.
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Sep 23, 2016 21:12
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Wish I could send this guy a card saying sorry for his dick. I've said it mean spirited thousands of times, but for him it would be heartfelt and sincere. I ain't swinging around Hrunting or anything, but it must really suck to be worried about your dick size when you're about to get laid.
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Sep 24, 2016 03:00
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Darth123123 posted:Dude gives amazing felatio I bet. He said in the article the chick hurrumphed and got up while he was trying to orally please her. So probably not so much.
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Sep 24, 2016 04:41
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Somfin posted:I'm disappointed y'all aren't quoting the best part of this: Maybe he can find a woman with a tiny vagina and they can live happily ever after.
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Sep 24, 2016 05:53
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They could just be less AUG.
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Pastry of the Year posted:
Yours was funnier so the SAA-HI (SomethingAwful Humor Index) automatically posted it before the other. It's why all my posts are the last posts of the page.
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It's not that bad of a deal. I bet you could negotiate down to once a day fairly easily. Definitely get everything in writing. Courts love to say they don't honor sex contacts, but if you convince the judge it was totally just a "milking thing" to help a guy who missed raising cattle I'm sure they'd take your side.
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