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Toilet Shoes
Aug 22, 2016

by Lowtax
I mean, for me, 50K.

gently caress em. The are no good fucks that live in a trailer park anyways. Those rat gently caress never did anything for me.

What would it take for you rat fucks to turn and give up your kin? I have no dog in this fight. ;) I just want to know your prices,

How much? we'll pay......

Figure some poo poo out....

:)

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the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
snitches get stitches

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
I hosed your mom and I'm selling you out for a nickle.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
You don't have to pay me to obey the law, op

Toilet Shoes
Aug 22, 2016

by Lowtax

Hector Beerlioz posted:

You don't have to pay me to obey the law, op

Perfect answer civilian.

Jack-in-the-Bach
Oct 15, 2005

Probably like 5 bucks.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
I turned out your mom for free, op

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

i would sell my own brother out for a nickel and a moratorium on new accounts posting lovely threads

BLARGHLE
Oct 2, 2013

But I want something good
to die for
To make it beautiful to live.
Yams Fan
I guess it depends on what family member, and what they've done?

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.
i would never snitch on anyone op.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

It's tempting but geez, I wouldn't pay 50k for it.

Toilet Shoes
Aug 22, 2016

by Lowtax

GRILLARY CLINTON posted:

i would never snitch on anyone op.

Bullshit!

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Who the gently caress are you op??

Please don't mislead people into thinking that you are me.

:mad:

Toilet Shoes
Aug 22, 2016

by Lowtax

OctoberBlues posted:

Who the gently caress are you op??

Please don't mislead people into thinking that you are me.

:mad:

Huh?

What are you talking about?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Toilet Shoes posted:

Huh?

What are you talking about?

His nick name is toilet shoes

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

There's only room for one toilet shoes round these parts, hoss.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

OctoberBlues posted:

There's only room for one toilet shoes round these parts, hoss.

Smell ya later, then :byewhore:

Mukulu
Jul 14, 2006

Stop. Drop. Shut 'em down open up shop.
3 shekels and a mule.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Smell ya later, then :byewhore:

Heeeector!!

Toilet Shoes
Aug 22, 2016

by Lowtax

Hector Beerlioz posted:

His nick name is toilet shoes

Are you loving kidding me? Some goomba's nickname is Toilet shoes?

How did he get a nickname like that? What? Did he gently caress up his job in some interminable manner?

Did he/she gently caress his/her poo poo up so bad that he lost all/any respect of his/her peers?

Did this low life gently caress decide to cut corners and attempt to score something big, without first doing his homework?

gently caress him/her. I registered this name. It's mine fucko.

I'll do with it as I loving please. The Earned Toilet Shoes can go gently caress him/herself. I hope the fuckhead dies.

I hope his/her family watches as he/she loving dies from her/his own loving work.

gently caress em. I'm Toilet Shoes now and I will use the name for my own god forsaken purpose.

gently caress you previous Toilet shoes. You're a gently caress. A low down, no good, uses a loving name for your own good, gently caress.

I hope you cause your family no end of grief you gently caress. gently caress you previous Toilet shoes. You should have registered this name before a oval office like me took it.

gently caress you.

Toilet Shoes fucked around with this message at 05:35 on Aug 23, 2016

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
drat shots fired

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

This is me, hello

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Toilet Shoes posted:

Are you loving kidding me? Some goomba's nickname is Toilet shoes?

How did he get a nickname like that? What? Did he gently caress up his job in some interminable manner?

Did he/she gently caress his/her poo poo up so bad that he lost all/any respect of his/her peers?

Did this low life gently caress decide to cut corners and attempt to score something big, without first doing his homework?

gently caress him/her. I registered this name. It's mine fucko.

I'll do with it as I loving please. The Earned Toilet Shoes can go gently caress him/herself. I hope the fuckhead dies.

I hope his/her family watches as he/she loving dies from her/his own loving work.

gently caress em. I'm Toilet Shoes now and I will use the name for my own god forsaken purpose.

gently caress you previous Toilet shoes. You're a gently caress. A low down, no good, uses a loving name for your own good, gently caress.

I hope you cause your family no end of grief you gently caress. gently caress you previous Toilet shoes. You should have registered this name before a oval office like me took it.

gently caress you.
Calm down Gurf

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

maybe your toilet shoes are of a different style, I dunno? You're awfully worked up about it though!

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*
If they killed or raped someone, I would turn them in for free :confused:

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

A ILL BREAKFAST posted:

If they killed or raped someone, I would turn them in for free :confused:
But if you had to pay like the OP says, how much would you?

Toilet Shoes
Aug 22, 2016

by Lowtax

OctoberBlues posted:

maybe your toilet shoes are of a different style, I dunno? You're awfully worked up about it though!

Hang on I know there is a emoticon to respond to you.

Here it is....

:george:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
:stare:

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

VendaGoat posted:

:stare:

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

I was wondering when you would show up.

VendaGoat.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
This is intense man

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

OctoberBlues posted:

I was wondering when you would show up.

VendaGoat.

What the gently caress do you want from me?

According to you, I want you and sam dead.

I'm still trying to figure this poo poo out.

You wanna enlighten me as to why I want you two dead?

I'd really like to know why.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

DARE 2 b stupid

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

VendaGoat posted:

What the gently caress do you want from me?

According to you, I want you and sam dead.

I'm still trying to figure this poo poo out.

You wanna enlighten me as to why I want you two dead?

I'd really like to know why.

I remember you made some post like "im gonna kill you guys" i forget exactly the words or context sorry.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I remember you made some post like "im gonna kill you guys" i forget exactly the words or context sorry.

Yeah I think hector's got this one covered

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

VendaGoat posted:

What the gently caress do you want from me?

According to you, I want you and sam dead.

I'm still trying to figure this poo poo out.

You wanna enlighten me as to why I want you two dead?

I'd really like to know why.
Man, you really don't remember?

It's no wonder October has it in for you.

I mean you're still alright in my books but... drat...

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I remember you made some post like "im gonna kill you guys" i forget exactly the words or context sorry.

Post it so I can refresh my alcohol ridden brain.

Because I can not think of a single person I want dead.

I mean, if I did it, hey whatever. But, I can't think of a person I want dead.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

VendaGoat posted:

Post it so I can refresh my alcohol ridden brain.

Because I can not think of a single person I want dead.

I mean, if I did it, hey whatever. But, I can't think of a person I want dead.

I can't remember it ,sorry. I think maybe one got an own on you then the other quoted it or something like that then you said something like "I'm gonna get you guys" jokingly so they rolled with that. Alcohol has ruined my memory too, sorry best i can do.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I can't remember it ,sorry. I think maybe one got an own on you then the other quoted it or something like that then you said something like "I'm gonna get you guys" jokingly so they rolled with that. Alcohol has ruined my memory too, sorry best i can do.

So, you're all just making poo poo up then?

Ok, it is SA after all. I'm good with that poo poo. :)

I do the same thing.

That's half the fun of SA. :)

Toilet Shoes
Aug 22, 2016

by Lowtax
:what:

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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
I would never turn u in toilet shoes. We are like brothers, you and I.

We share the bond of the snake and the antelope. We shall be together again on the other side and for eternity and ever after.

Drink this blood and say the oath.

"Baba Booey. Baba Booey. Howard Sterns penis."

The pact is sealed!

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