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one time in third grade a friend farted so loud the girl next to him jumped and fell out of her chair
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Aug 23, 2016 19:28
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i once farted so hard that poo poo came out of my rear end in a top hat and then i vomited
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Aug 23, 2016 19:29
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I farted real loud about 10 years ago and it's still echoing off the sides of mountains.
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Aug 23, 2016 19:31
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And that man was me.
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Aug 23, 2016 19:32
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I tried so hard to fart once I herniated a disc. That's one stubborn fart, I tell ya!
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Aug 23, 2016 19:33
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I was chillin with a Golgotha once and I farted so bad he made some awkward excuse and left. 
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Aug 23, 2016 19:36
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I can fart powerfully though to shake the cushions of a couch so my friends can feel it in their butt.
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Aug 23, 2016 19:44
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i once farted in at work and it was really bad and someone was like "holy gently caress, dude" and there was only like 8 of us so everyone knew it was me anyway that's my story i quit that job a month later
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Aug 23, 2016 19:44
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Once I tried to fart but I pooped.
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Aug 23, 2016 21:07
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Rufus T. Turnbuckle posted:Once I tried to fart but I pooped. Welcome to GBS
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Aug 23, 2016 21:20
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ContraBoss posted:Welcome to GBS Thanks, I'm enjoying my stay.
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Aug 23, 2016 21:24
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i farted on a bug and it died
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Aug 23, 2016 22:02
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Several years ago I went to Hawaii on a school trip and met up with a friend and on the last day and we ate breakfast and he gave me this teeny tiny red pepper he'd grown himself to put on my English muffin--so good but sooooooooo hot. Then I got on one of those huge planes and sat in the very middle of this crammed mass of students and other travelers and when we got into the air I had to fart really bad. It came out silently so I thought I'd gotten away with something, but then the smell hit. I have never, in my entire life, farted like this. It smelled so hot, like pouring lava up your nose. It stank like a week-old diaper left in a dumpster in the middle of a Texas summer. It was like a skunk got under the house and died after spraying a bunch of other animals so hard that they died too. It was like a park restroom at an outdoor chili cook-off. It was evil. And I just kept farting like that, over and over, for the entire duration of the cross-Pacific five-hour flight.
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Aug 23, 2016 22:55
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I reached over to pick up a pencil in the middle of a science test in middle school. It was dead silent as the fart thunderously ripped out of my rear end and reverberated off the walls. I kept my head down and pretended like I was retying my shoes as I prayed for god to strike me down and kill me. I don't remember how I did on the test
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Aug 23, 2016 23:05
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Whenever I fart it's a 50/50 chance I'm gonna poo poo myself too.
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Aug 23, 2016 23:39
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artsy fartsy posted:Several years ago I went to Hawaii on a school trip and met up with a friend and on the last day and we ate breakfast and he gave me this teeny tiny red pepper he'd grown himself to put on my English muffin--so good but sooooooooo hot. Username checks out
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