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I was watching a movie and they glorified the killing of several men in war. I'd like to accomplish this feat myself, without exposing myself to legal troubles. What's the best way to do this? Please keep in mind I am too old to enlist in the military I think. Becoming an executioner is too time consuming... I don't have several years to devote to this, I want to kill NOW!!! What does the goonmunity do when they need to kill somebody? Discuss your solutions ITT 
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i find murder to be the most effective way of killing someone
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Aug 23, 2016 19:49
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bore them to death with your posts
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Aug 23, 2016 19:50
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move to Florida, see a black man, fear for your life, stand your ground
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Aug 23, 2016 19:51
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Buy a handgun, then goad somebody into assaulting you. Make sure the police and the DA don't see this thread afterwards.
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Aug 23, 2016 19:51
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kill em with kindness
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Aug 23, 2016 19:52
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Chinatown posted:bore them to death with your posts That's drat good advice.
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Aug 23, 2016 19:52
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become a cop
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Aug 23, 2016 19:52
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^^this nigga Become a cop
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Aug 23, 2016 19:52
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set yourself up as a suicide-assister in switzerland, OP
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Aug 23, 2016 19:53
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whenever i get the urge to murder, i just get really drunk and remember the person i'm really mad at is myself
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Aug 23, 2016 19:53
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Join the military
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Aug 23, 2016 19:53
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http://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/perfect-crime-excuses/ Your fellow somethingawful posters have already thought through some exciting possibilities! Take advantage of their forethought.
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Aug 23, 2016 19:54
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Hi Op! I'm Clippy and it looks like you need some help in killing someone. How can I assist you? \ 
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Aug 23, 2016 19:55
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nxtPlvYBhM
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Aug 23, 2016 19:56
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I've got some bad news for you OP, you can't legally want to kill somebody legally, according to the spirit of the laws at least.
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Aug 24, 2016 18:05
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coast of Somalia boating tour with a few mercs OP
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Aug 24, 2016 18:07
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Make him fall in love with you, cheat on him a bunch, then leave him for another man. I'm told that it's even more satisfying when your victim does the dirty work for you.
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Aug 24, 2016 18:20
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A real man smokes flakka then chews another mans face off.
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Aug 24, 2016 18:24
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 Actually sir I believe you will find that the phrase "kill another man" implies that you've already murdered at least one, therefore you should repeat what you did last time unless you are posting from a maximum security prison.
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Aug 24, 2016 18:31
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Nobody is too old to be a SOF but then you have to get your fat rear end off your computer chair and possibly get out of breath. I think the OP might want to play a little GTA. You can enjoy killing folks and still chug away your mountain dew.
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Aug 24, 2016 18:41
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poz a neg hole
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Aug 24, 2016 18:43
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It's bad to do this. And making this thread makes pretty much any deaths that ever happen around you illegal so stay away from anyone who might die under any circumstances.
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Aug 24, 2016 18:43
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prolly everest though, really
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Aug 24, 2016 18:48
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RedMage129 posted:It's bad to do this. And making this thread makes pretty much any deaths that ever happen around you illegal so stay away from anyone who might die under any circumstances. pfffffffffffffff
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Aug 24, 2016 18:49
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op, it is very easy to kill a random person, especially if you live in a big city and can target the homeless. If you can't figure it out I dunno what to tell you.
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Aug 24, 2016 18:50
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turbomoose posted:become a cop
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Aug 24, 2016 18:51
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Remember that it only SEEMS hard to get away with murder because cop shows have you believing that detectives give a crap and employ all kinds of high tech science and stuff. The truth is that they are as inept and lazy as anyone in any profession so you're probably fine as long as it's not REALLY obvious that you did a murder.
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Aug 24, 2016 18:55
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are you trying to trick someone into telling you to kill yourself op?
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Aug 24, 2016 18:56
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Go to a poor country, at worst you'll have to bribe a cop
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Aug 24, 2016 18:57
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edit: I should probably edit that out lest I be banned for joshing around
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Aug 24, 2016 18:58
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FYI: You are now all accessories to this pre-meditated event. (I can't get into more specific details about this event - in order to retain plausible deniability).
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Aug 24, 2016 19:07
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Join these guys OP. They only accept real manly men though, so I don't know about you 
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Aug 24, 2016 20:10
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Decebal posted:Join these guys OP. They only accept real manly men though, so I don't know about you Honor the fiddle?
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Aug 24, 2016 20:26
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volunteer at an abortion clinic
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Aug 24, 2016 20:28
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Just follow in Caro's footsteps.
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Aug 24, 2016 20:33
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Wamdoodle posted:Honor the fiddle? No, that's the Queen's Own Irish Volunteers
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Aug 24, 2016 20:40
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Very carefully
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Aug 24, 2016 20:41
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dogs
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this is a very edgy thread op.
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