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New city, no weed contacts. Im working on it. In the meantime im being super productive and awesome at everything. Being a sober stoner is like being superman. Youre so used to dealing with everyday stuff on weed that when youre off weed youre kicking all kinds of rear end.
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2016 13:35 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 02:37 |
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Anybody ever been so addicted to weed they plan their whole week around the smoking? Guilty! Anybode ever smoked so much and so frequently that every single weed session is a depressive mess consisting of routine masturbation to weird porn then video games and avoiding answering messages on the phone staying up until 4 am and then repeating it the next day every day surviving only on homeorder pizza??? Because i could really go for some weed right now.
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2016 00:43 |
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:Toke my blunt you chilldude. Put my pipe in your mouth and smoke it
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2016 17:10 |
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Biplane posted:weed is good and cool but ridiculously hard to get here. You have two choices, "green" which is weed lr "brown" which is hash and no ones ever glt green unless you got the illest of hookups. strains? Indications of quality poo poo? HAH its all the same diarrhea brown mediocre hash bullshit. unless you got the afprementioned illest hookups you dont know what youre buying, how much youre buying lr if its good. the dude just asks you "hash?" and you say yes i want hash for 500 kroner and the guy bites off a smaller chunk from the big chunk that only recently was decanted from a 24 year old maroccan illegal immigrants rear end in a top hat, and you thank god for that shitstained piece because its all that will get you through your days while you dream about your old dealer in florida who had it all, man, no less than 12 different strains of primo bud in a loving stainless steel briefcase and they didnt even mind that one time you managed to let their dog escape and almlst get run over Lmao scandinaviian spotted miles away, i feel you bro Im swedish and my dealer is a swedish rear end in a top hat who calls himself 'king kong' and just recently got in trouble with the cops which turned him into a straight edge retard quicker than you can say 'oh im 15% ameeéricannnn im not swedish at alllll' Curdy Lemonstan fucked around with this message at 22:30 on Aug 26, 2016 |
# ¿ Aug 26, 2016 22:27 |
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Imapanda posted:whoa same dudee minus the depressive part I dont agree. Having friends around intensifies the smokage
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2016 10:11 |
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Mailorder weed is the most retarded and depressing thing ive ever heard. Do you work from home too? Congratulations you never have to leave the house ever again and can be content with developing severe social anxiety and depressive issues!! Lets completely remove all social aspects of smoking, because I cant stand being without weed for even one second.
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2016 10:20 |
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the great deceiver posted:woah bro you need to chill out and smoke some weed I recently moved to a new city a d have zero contacts :/
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2016 11:14 |
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hog fat posted:it's even more depressing to develop social bonds over weed when everyone knows the best way to do weed is to watch sports and YouTube in solace Truest post in the world. Look guys I lpve weed but you gotta have one foot in the bowl and the other foot on the ground. Like yin/yang, there are two sides of life: Weed and unweed. Weed cannot exist without unweed and for every weed thing there is be unweed things. For example, smoking weed all day and never cleaning your room is pretty drat weed, since cleaning is inherently responsible and therefore unweed, but when it gets too filthy to even find your stash, thats like way more unweed than cleaning. Balance. Working is unweed, but having no money to buy weed is also highly unweed. Paying bills? Unweed, because theres less money for weed left, racking up in crippling debt? Super unweed, you dont wanna have any problems to think about while lighting your spliff. Never smoking weed is really unweed, dont do that. Only smoking weed and not doing anything else turns unweed when the mountain of responsibilities youve been putting off starts to nibble at you peace of mind. Weed and unweed are spiritually linked concepts older than time itself, and will always complement eachother. If you go to far in either direction, everything becomes unweed and the world is a lot less chill. Life is a struggle to reach true equilibrium.
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2016 22:19 |
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psychokitty posted:i got me a movie slicin up eyeballs The andalusian weedplant
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2016 19:39 |
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More weed posts in the weed thread plz
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# ¿ Sep 5, 2016 08:16 |
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Robot Randy posted:should i make a gravity bong or go out and buy papers Gravity bong makes for the absolute worst tasting smoke. Please buy papers and enjoy your smoking
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# ¿ Sep 5, 2016 20:40 |
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Space log 1138: I havent smoked weed for a month. Unweed as all hell. Watching ancient aliens with action bronson atm and enjoying second hand weed.
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 22:41 |
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GRILLARY CLINTON posted:every time i make edibles i make sure to make a batch that aren't psychoactive for this reason. A true professional
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2016 01:58 |
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Ah finally weed, after 2 months of no weed.
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2016 11:22 |
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Jestery posted:Go tell that story walking, I struggle enough with that game sober. I feel like i would need to devote my life to dark souls to "git gud" I can consistently cheese my way to just before O&S but have never actually fought them. My game fucks up or I aggro solarie accidentally. Oh its easy to love dark souls you just smoke some weed and just settle down and look at the vistas, try to get a feel for where everything is in relation to other things, use EVERY cheesy thing at your disposal at all times and spend lots of time reading through the darksouls wikidot wiki. Defeating bosses is almost a secondary element to just walking around and repeating corny phrases to yourself (in character), like "wow, i probably shouldnt be here.", "by the 4 knights of gwyn, DIE", "the mystery of velka is mine and mine alone to solve! I will bring justice to the gods!" Then all of a sudden the boss battles become secondary to the ambient, weedfriendly and almost sad/solemn exploration. Friendly faces are rare and bullshit soul devouring monsters are plentiful. But you wouldnt ever let some cheese rear end boss whos spent a thousand years perfecting his murdering of undeads get in the way of your exploration right? No! (Use summons and top up health potions always upgrade weapons fight dirty). And then when you replay it, for the millionth time, as a sealer of new londo or whatever and just wreck everything with a knife without barely even looking at the screen because you've reached maximum zen mode, that's when you realize that dark souls mever stops giving.
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2016 13:22 |
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Jestery posted:I never gained more than three or four things to alter my weapons, like the gold pine resin. I figured i should save it for something special and never used it and got frustrated I get it, its a time investment. For me the world was so engaging that I gladly read wikis and boss strats all that stuff. My first run through was not free from spoilers, I read up on all the things to do to stack the odds in my favor, like claymore/zweihänder, 20 estus flasks, black firebombs, summons and so on. Also, if you start fresh and get a black knight weapon the game is basically easy mode. If you play the game only to win, then you're doing it kinda wrong imo. Play it for the world design and exploration. Play it slowly and patiently. Is ornstein and smough to hard? Try some other direction. This is considered to be bad advice, and requires lots of running around, but I can spend hours just running around dark souls while baked and looking and beautiful vistas.
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2016 17:47 |
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Epiphany of the day: weed and maths go hand in hand
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2016 16:48 |
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soupbone sal posted:Depends on what kind of math you mean. Linear algebra
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2016 10:37 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 02:37 |
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Rakosi posted:actually following signed tenancy agreements so I don't get evicted makes potheads itt so drat salty lol Lmao you're getting pretty good at this trolling business.
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# ¿ Nov 23, 2016 17:32 |