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A robot that washes your car, but only when you least want it, that's a robot our society doesn't need.
A robot that counts the number of leaves on trees, but lies to you about the number, that's a robot our society doesn't need.
A robot that hits on you in the dentist's office, but not in a way where you can tell it's hitting on you, it's just an awkward conversation with a robot, not even necessarily negative just like maybe later on you're like "hey did that robot hit on me," that's a robot our society doesn't need.
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Aug 24, 2016 01:18
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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Apr 20, 2024 01:37
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- treasure bear
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ugh... an ideas robot
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Aug 24, 2016 01:34
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a robot that needs society, that's a robot our society doesn't need
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Aug 24, 2016 01:38
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A robot who will beat your rear end, and then robo-walk away without letting you pay
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Aug 24, 2016 01:38
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A robot that complains about Millennials, but the complaints aren't based in any sort of stereotype or anything so nobody really gets it, but it still gets pretty popular on Twitter because it's really sticking it to Millennials and their habit of eating too many ham sandwiches, that's a robot our society doesn't need.
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Aug 24, 2016 01:40
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a robot created by our society, that's a robot our society doesn't need
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A robot that bleeps when it should bloop and bloops when it should bleep, and the whole time you're just like "don't spray acid on me" and "stop spraying acid on me" and "why does this robot even have an acid sprayer" and the robot's just like "bleep bloop" but it's backwards, it's all backwards, and the acid is all over your arms and hands, that's a robot society doesn't need.
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Aug 24, 2016 01:42
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a robot that works at a taqueria that's nice to you and gives you extra chips but ambiguously so such that you don't know whether or not you should ask for its serial number; that is a robot that societ ydoesn't need
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Aug 24, 2016 01:42
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- google THIS
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A gravel polishing robot
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Aug 24, 2016 01:58
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- google THIS
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A robot that makes dresses out of human skin
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Aug 24, 2016 02:01
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A robot whose only purpose is to stand slightly too close to people in public but not obviously enough that they feel like they can say anything about it
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Aug 24, 2016 02:02
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- google THIS
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A robot that does impressions of other, famous robots, but all of the impressions sound the same
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Aug 24, 2016 02:04
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A robot that fears death
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Aug 24, 2016 02:06
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a robot that works at a taqueria that's nice to you and gives you extra chips but ambiguously so such that you don't know whether or not you should ask for its serial number; that is a robot that societ ydoesn't need
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Aug 24, 2016 02:09
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A robot that follows you around and tells you poorly thought out insults.
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Aug 24, 2016 02:41
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robot robert, seriously who needs that jerk
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Aug 24, 2016 02:44
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a robot that sarcastically acts impressed at everything humans do
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Aug 24, 2016 02:49
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A robot that works a job and lives in a home that spends all it's free time spamming generic Viagra adverts on websites.
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Aug 24, 2016 02:53
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Robots that don't work, if a robot isn't going to free me from all labor I don't know why I would want one.
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Aug 24, 2016 02:54
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a robot that sarcastically acts impressed at everything humans do
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Aug 24, 2016 02:56
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Robots that don't work, if a robot isn't going to free me from all labor I don't know why I would want one.
just make sure the robotariat don't rise up and beep the means of production
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Aug 24, 2016 02:59
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Another kind of robots I don't want are ones made to act out a terrible story like in that one anime.
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Aug 24, 2016 03:04
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just make sure the robotariat don't rise up and beep the means of production
I will live near a giant magnet.
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Aug 24, 2016 03:04
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Another kind of robots I don't want are ones made to act out a terrible story like in that one anime.
what anime?
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Aug 24, 2016 03:11
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A robot that goes on a rampage, destroying society? Now brother, you'd better believe, that's a robot that society doesn't need.
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Aug 24, 2016 03:17
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Big O.
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Aug 24, 2016 03:25
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I liked big o btw.
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Aug 24, 2016 03:25
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An MRA (Male Robot Activist) who complains about video game journalism and thinks Broad City is over rated.
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Aug 24, 2016 03:33
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A robot that does impressions of other, famous robots, but all of the impressions sound the same
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Aug 24, 2016 03:34
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Robot priests, get that nonsense out of here. Robots don't have souls idiots.
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Aug 24, 2016 03:35
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Robots that you tell your innermost feelings to.
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Aug 24, 2016 03:36
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a robot that just screams
thanks Manifisto!
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Aug 24, 2016 03:36
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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a pooping robot
thanks Manifisto!
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