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HighwireAct: Pozzo's Hat

a budding hollywood Volkswagen worries it's been typecast after booking a big role in a new woodstock movie

# ? Aug 24, 2016 04:09

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HighwireAct: Pozzo's Hat

after years of demoralizing job-searching, an old saturn finally signs the paperwork to open its own antique shop

# ? Aug 24, 2016 04:12

HighwireAct: Pozzo's Hat

a washed-up lotus takes a much-needed first step against its crippling speed addiction and joins a support garage

# ? Aug 24, 2016 04:14

symbolic

a self-conscious Hummer takes medication to control its gas problem

# ? Aug 24, 2016 04:16

HighwireAct: Pozzo's Hat

"piss off," the underappreciated fiat yells to its exploitative boss as it skids over its employment contract and into an exciting new world of opportunity

# ? Aug 24, 2016 04:19

Piso Mojado

it's inspiring to know that Maya Angelou started her career as a volvo

# ? Aug 24, 2016 04:24

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

the ford f-350 that struggles to become a ballet dancer

# ? Aug 24, 2016 04:37

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

any car can be self driving if you leave it in neutral on a hill

# ? Aug 24, 2016 04:56

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

any car can be self driving if you leave it in neutral on a hill

pls dont encourage suicides even in jest

# ? Aug 24, 2016 07:28

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
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Indie breakout songstress Torres' 2015 single about being a sprinter van

# ? Aug 24, 2016 07:31

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
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herbie the love bug actually did it for the money

# ? Aug 24, 2016 07:33

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
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NO SLACK

Luvcow posted:

the ford f-350 that struggles to become a ballet dancer

# ? Aug 24, 2016 07:38

FactsAreUseless

Mazda's hierarchy of needs

# ? Aug 24, 2016 08:40

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQnnZOJSlh0

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 14:57

google THIS

self-driven car thanks all poor cars are lazy, says they need to pull themselves up by their tire belts

# ? Aug 24, 2016 15:25

The X-man cometh

FactsAreUseless posted:

Mazda's hierarchy of needs

# ? Aug 24, 2016 16:38

darkarchon: My name is a trolling word

the fiat multipla struggling to lose loose skin

# ? Aug 24, 2016 17:38

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

my car started as one of those uh janitorial golf carts�but now he's worked his way up through MIT and poo poo. now he's a tesla

# ? Aug 24, 2016 17:42

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

"You can do this!" says the sub-compact car to itself in the mirror. "You can get this promotion! You have the determination, the pride, and the drive to accomplish anything you want in life!"

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# ? Aug 24, 2016 17:52

google THIS

successful car entrepreneur: I spent most of my early career stuck in second gear, until I finally figured out what that funny pedal on the left was for.

# ? Aug 24, 2016 18:02

The X-man cometh

The overweight SUV is proud of losing 10 pounds, but doesn't realize most of that was gasoline weight.

# ? Aug 24, 2016 19:03

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

"Maybe this was a bad idea," said the self-proclaimed Chevy man as he pushed a broken down GMC pickup truck past a running Ford that he could've been driving instead, but nooooo...

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# ? Aug 24, 2016 19:46

HighwireAct: Pozzo's Hat

a revolutionary new eco-friendly car that's fueled by its own ambition

# ? Aug 24, 2016 19:49

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

The Tesla Mark XXX, so sexy it not only drives itself, recharges itself and washes and waxes itself, it gives itself a tune-up, changes it's own oil and never gets a flat! You still have to keep the loving windshield wiper fluid full though because the guys in engineering can't delegate the project to the next guy without a fist fight breaking out amongst them so gently caress it all to hell

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# ? Aug 24, 2016 19:53

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

oh yeah, well if your cars so fwggin smart how come it can't, uhhhhhhmmmm do my taxes!?!? ,bitch

# ? Aug 24, 2016 20:23

no-go pogo uh-oh: Let us use the internet to BROADEN our minds.

I heard it's truck month, is that true?

# ? Aug 24, 2016 20:36

HighwireAct: Pozzo's Hat

FactsAreUseless posted:

Mazda's hierarchy of needs

# ? Aug 24, 2016 20:43

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

FactsAreUseless posted:

Mazda's hierarchy of needs

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 21:35

google THIS

Splatmaster posted:

# ? Aug 24, 2016 21:52

HighwireAct: Pozzo's Hat

Splatmaster posted:

# ? Aug 24, 2016 22:31

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Splatmaster posted:

# ? Aug 25, 2016 00:47

the unabonger

Splatmaster posted:

lol

# ? Aug 25, 2016 03:00

City of Glompton

i flunked out posted:

lol

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Aug 25, 2016 03:27

City of Glompton

self-driven car is trying to increase its instagram followers by posting sexy garage selfies, showing off its sleek bumper and shiny grill #motivation#turtlewax#garagerat#pennzoil#cleanfuel

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Aug 25, 2016 03:36