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Bismuth
Jun 10, 2010


Hell Gem

What if for every load you produced you also had to take one?

Would you stop producing loads altogether, reserve loads for desperate times, or just keep on keeping on?

If given a choice, how would you take your loads? How often?

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glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot


I use Tide Pods, I like the way they look

MrWillsauce
Mar 19, 2015



lol what am i, metallica

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010




Nap Ghost

Hmm...but if we make it so that producing a load requires me to receive one, and receiving a load already results in me producing one, then surely the positive feedback loop will destabilise the entire load exchange system. *does series of calculations on blackboard* I'm afraid that even accounting for refractory periods the exponential and explosive load production requirements would quickly grow to dangerous levels beyond the point of sustainability.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007




like, in the mouth? or what?

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!


Lipstick Apathy

Bismuth posted:

What if for every load you produced you also had to take one?

Would you stop producing loads altogether, reserve loads for desperate times, or just keep on keeping on?

If given a choice, how would you take your loads? How often?

id suck dicks all day so i can jerk off constantly

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!


Lipstick Apathy

i guess though that wouldnt work because people wont just be going around getting sucked off by randos cuz then they'd have to refill, i guess id find some jerk off buddy to 69 with all hours of the day and night

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007




could i like suck two at a time and build up a reserve

is there like a cap can I only store X number of loads at once or

MrWillsauce
Mar 19, 2015



if you saved up enough loads, people would be like "whoa, that guy's loaded"

Bismuth
Jun 10, 2010


Hell Gem

Moridin920 posted:

could i like suck two at a time and build up a reserve

is there like a cap can I only store X number of loads at once or

This shits all up to you man I'm just trying to start a brainstorming jam about this. I was thinking it would be like equal load in load out, so if you took a bunch of loads at once you could last awhile on your own.

Moon Atari posted:

Hmm...but if we make it so that producing a load requires me to receive one, and receiving a load already results in me producing one, then surely the positive feedback loop will destabilise the entire load exchange system. *does series of calculations on blackboard* I'm afraid that even accounting for refractory periods the exponential and explosive load production requirements would quickly grow to dangerous levels beyond the point of sustainability.

You're over thinking this, just 69 somebody

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007




if you sucked a lot of loads down but saved your own up would you have giant balls like that south park episode

SCROTO TURBOSPERG
Jan 21, 2007

Suck the shit out of my own asshole, please

Moridin920 posted:

could i like suck two at a time and build up a reserve

is there like a cap can I only store X number of loads at once or

i like this idea

people using their lunchbreak to chow down on some clit so they can go home and jerk off in peace

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!


Lipstick Apathy

hth posted:

i like this idea

people using their lunchbreak to chow down on some clit so they can go home and jerk off in peace

nah dude you gotta suck dicks

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010




Nap Ghost

JakeP posted:

i guess though that wouldnt work because people wont just be going around getting sucked off by randos cuz then they'd have to refill, i guess id find some jerk off buddy to 69 with all hours of the day and night

The forced interaction of the jerk off buddy system could help a lot of lonely people. I suspect the suicide rate would decrease to a statistically significant degree.

SCROTO TURBOSPERG
Jan 21, 2007

Suck the shit out of my own asshole, please

JakeP posted:

nah dude you gotta suck dicks

i dont see the difference

<transphobic joke here>

Bismuth
Jun 10, 2010


Hell Gem

JakeP posted:

nah dude you gotta suck dicks

You're thinking too small, there are many beautiful holes for loads to be blasted into

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

by zen death robot


Someone delineate what "A lot of loads" is?

Bismuth
Jun 10, 2010


Hell Gem

VendaGoat posted:

Someone delineate what "A lot of loads" is?

8oz or more?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

by zen death robot


Bismuth posted:

8oz or more?

I think I would need to see a half pound of cum, to agree with this.

Bismuth
Jun 10, 2010


Hell Gem

VendaGoat posted:

I think I would need to see a half pound of cum, to agree with this.

TheShazbot
Feb 20, 2011



sure, why not. obviously as a gbs poster, i'm gay

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

why do priests love skulls?
because they're holey


Plaster Town Cop

the question is only interesting if addressed to people who, while reading it, don't already have at least one dick in each hand

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

by zen death robot



Ok, you've convinced me.

Principals Orifice
Aug 23, 2016

by Lowtax


that's just flan

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Sid Vicious posted:

that's just flan

Man flan

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

by zen death robot



FlimFlam imam man flan.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

I find this idea not only acceptable but also pleasingly symetrical.

Chorman Plamp
Nov 23, 2004
I Craft War


Fun Shoe

What if you take your own load?

Bismuth
Jun 10, 2010


Hell Gem

Erath posted:

What if you take your own load?

I think it should be someone else's load

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

She said real life
sucks losers dry.
If you want to fuck
with the eagles
you have to learn to fly.






College Slice

just stay off the hair and u will be rewarded in ur next life

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