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he touches ur balls and then he touches ur heart fushigi jackson is on the case again solving why people serve peanuts at circuses
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criminals: where did the fabroge egg we stole go? fushigi jackson: you mean this fabroge egg? criminals: wow that frabroge egg is floating, wait is it that can't be right but my eyes can't be lying
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Aug 24, 2016 15:06
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if only there was a way to distract and mystify the bandits and make the question the very definition of reality for one night only
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Aug 24, 2016 15:10
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this mans eems to have lost his sense of wonder put jackson on the case
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Aug 24, 2016 15:15
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a leggy blonde walks in and asks for some help but Jackson isn't here
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Aug 24, 2016 15:21
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Mentioned ball touching but did not deliver, voted 1
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Aug 24, 2016 15:22
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Speaking of circus peanuts, Jackson should investigate why these exist and who eats them.
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Aug 24, 2016 15:50
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Chief Mime: Great work today Fushigi, there is a lot of blood in the ring but the elephant's peanuts are safe. Those criminal's be trippin' if they think they can get pass you and your glass balls untripped. Fushigi Jackson: [After lighting a cigarette, eyes distant] Ha. That? Easy. But now it's time for my greatest juggle: figuring out how to make physical contact with a woman.
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Aug 24, 2016 16:19
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i got a fushigi ball as a gift once and the chrome inside of it was deformed badly. there was no way it could work you can buy real prismatic polyurethane contact jugling balls for like $10 which is less than a fushigi ball costs and also i dont think its possible to get one that is so hosed up you cant use it
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Aug 24, 2016 16:25
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"Giving a Flying gently caress" In this episode Fushigi Jackson suspects foul play after his new relationship with a trapeze artist falls not apart but down to the ground during a performance. Sex, murder, and "misplaced" anti narcolepsy drugs, will Fushigi Jackson once again, through deductive logic and reasoning, prove "it's not me it's homicide"?
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Aug 24, 2016 16:39
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mayor man: well fushigi jackson you did it again, u saved the town from playing pokemon go again how do you do it fushigi jackson: i killed all of the children in this town
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Aug 24, 2016 17:07
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Fushigi Jackson and the case of the clue that had to be contact juggled to understand.
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Aug 24, 2016 17:08
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fushigi jackson crying in front of a pachinko parlour finally understanding ww2
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Aug 24, 2016 17:10
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Fushigi Jackson is trapped in an out of control train about to plow into the sea but he escapes at the last second by jumping out the window onto a mattress.
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Aug 24, 2016 17:12
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If fushigi jackson available for private parties?
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Aug 24, 2016 17:13
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Fushigi Jackson is being held at gunpoint by clowns from a crime circus but he reaches into a nearby fish tank and uses the fishes' golden scales to dazzle his opponents and then slays them with his sword.
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Aug 24, 2016 17:15
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Can funahigi johnson reformat my cpu?
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Aug 24, 2016 17:16
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fushigi jackson smashes a criminal's hand over and over again leans down and bites off 3 of his fingers transmitting his hep c thru the senseless act: looks like you, my friend, are a little sleight of hand
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Aug 24, 2016 17:16
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Can I call fushigi jackson if I need a friend to talk to?
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Aug 24, 2016 17:18
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fushigi jackson grinned slyly as he looked at his poker cards, his eyes confident as he stared down each of the other players at the table. he reached out his hand and pushed every last chip of his large pile into the center of the table. "i'm all in." just then fushigi pushed back from the table and stood up, placing his cards face down. "I, uh, gotta pee or something so like dont look at my cards or whatever? brb." fushigi knew he had only seconds to get out from the radius of the blast so he walked quickly to the door and as soon as he was back out in the casino he ran like heck. he had barely reached the sidewalk when the bomb blast nearly knocked his socks off. fushigi jackson brushed some dust from his tuxedo, took some sunglasses from his pocket and put them on. Fushigi briefly thought about all the people he had just killed just to get his mark, the Big Boss, and shrugged. "thats what happens when you have a...... Full House."
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Aug 24, 2016 17:25
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Fushigi Jackson and the case of the missing balls.
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Aug 24, 2016 17:25
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boss: listen to me jackson, this is my circus! and I won't let some pie-thrower go around here in his oversized shoes, sticking his fake nose everywhere! fushigi jackson: (in deadpan voice) so, it's serious now. no more clowning around. boss: leave my wagon immediately
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Aug 24, 2016 17:26
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So is fungshei jimmy some sort of super hero?
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Aug 24, 2016 17:36
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Fushigi Jackson contemplating, looked deep into his balls and found the light. The glass orbs of his hands and in his hands in his balls he saw his own eyes refracted into countless fragmented geometric shards and shining out the reflection of each of his own eyes, were yet more eyes. Endless eyes! The eyes of men, women, children, delighted, enjoying his performance art, in his balls, in his mind, his heart and in his soul but especially in his balls. His power was their power, and their power his and that power was balls, glass balls.
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Aug 24, 2016 17:43
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laserghost posted:boss: listen to me jackson, this is my circus! and I won't let some pie-thrower go around here in his oversized shoes, sticking his fake nose everywhere! gently caress I laughed at this
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Aug 24, 2016 17:53
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commissioner circusmaster: fushigi jackson ur the best man we have on the force, you can do it all, you solve crimes, u get women, u are nice and kind to those around you, but gosh dangit, you gotta tell me how u can hit all those high notes fushigi jackson: ah commish, that's an easy one, you see, fushigi jackson turns to the camera, my balls never dropped
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Aug 24, 2016 18:23
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fushigi jackson drinking coffee in the morning, steam condensing faintly on his balls, reading the funny pages.
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Aug 24, 2016 18:35
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fushigi runs into his nemesis, dr. ben wa "so we meet again..."
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Aug 24, 2016 19:06
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Commissioner Chuckles: I can't believe these clowns thought they could smuggle 700 kilos of heroin in this tiny car. Fushigi, I don't know what we'd do without you. Fushigi Jackson: Don't worry commissioner. I'll make sure to keep in touch.
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Aug 24, 2016 20:40
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Fungi johnson stares at the perp tossing a balloon up and down* Go ahead, water you waiting for 
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Aug 24, 2016 21:23
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Man in black trenchcoat: *bumps into Fujitsu Johnson* Fantasy Hancock: Did you just bump me?
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Aug 24, 2016 22:47
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Fushigi Jackson vs Yellowjacket Greenapple Halfway in they act like they're gonna fight for ten minutes and don't
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Aug 24, 2016 22:53
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fushigi Jackson scrolls past a hundred dicks "this is gonna be... ... A hard one"
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fushigi jakson looks at a hundred green dicks "this guys good- he made my gay repulsion DISAPPEAR"
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